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ArwaMachine
@arwamachine.bsky.social
Moderately-functioning adult. She/her. Johnlock enthusiast. Way too into horror. Mostly just vibin'

You know I've got that Johnlock fanfic over on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ArwaMachine/works
FINALLY finished a 1st draft of the 2nd iteration of Thing 2! There's still some work to be done to get the bastard into presentable format, but it better be acceptable because if I have to write a 3rd iteration of this god-forsaken thing I will lose my mind 🥳
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat it all up.

You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the M&Ms.

You put the peeps in the chili pot; it makes it taste…bad.
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This country that I happen to live in is a terrible, terrible place right now, but I do have a cat asleep in my lap so not everything is bad in this world
February 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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could really use another season of the hit tv series our flag means death right now
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My lone piece of writing advice for today is that you've gotta know when to yada yada
January 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
December 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I really do want to finish writing this Second Thing very badly, it's just that you'd never be able to tell based on how much I'm avoiding writing it
January 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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It is Dec 22 and I have been remiss in not yet posting any bizarre Victorian Christmas cards, so…

Here’s a reminder to make sure you remember to give the gift of a severed head with embedded cleaver this Yuletide.
December 22, 2024 at 12:23 PM
I painted my fingernails for the first time since I was a teenager and made it all of 10 minutes before I got fed up and took it off. I felt like a dog with shoes on
December 23, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Shout out to bookstores with hefty horror sections - y'all out there putting that good into the world
December 20, 2024 at 12:54 AM
New writing hack unlocked: take a gummy and try to get all the daily writing done before it kicks in
December 19, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Local woman once again shocked to discover that getting a good night's sleep has a positive effect on her mood and energy levels
December 4, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The weather where I'm at finally realized that it's almost winter and I gotta say I am not a fan of this development
December 2, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Get to know your mutuals! In no particular order, post 10 things you like:

Johnlock
Writing
Fanfiction
Horror movies
Horror books
Houses that look haunted
Cats, especially my cat
Beer
Anything that allows me to be creative
The Mountain Goats
Get to know your mutuals! In no particular order, post 10 things you like:

Museums
Reading
Science Fiction
Music
Animals
Coffee ice cream
Pizza WITH pineapple
Watching TV
Starry
Scrolling social media
Get to know your mutuals! In no particular order, post 10 things you like:

Star Trek
music
animals
Star Wars
coffee
pizza
books
shopping
Coca-Cola
writing
November 25, 2024 at 5:28 AM
2025 is going to be the year I finally get some goddamn sleep
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I promise I won't just make my time on this site about how much I hate Twitter. I'll also talk about how cute my cat is
November 19, 2024 at 12:13 AM
November 19, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Taking an escape train filled with cocaine from the Bad Place to the Medium Place (i.e., deleting my Twitter and moving to Bluesky)
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM