Tazz
@artetarek.bsky.social
Refugee from Football Twitter...
Writer by day, Arsenal ST holder by night. Also here for random stuff about gaming, basketball, and cooking
Writer by day, Arsenal ST holder by night. Also here for random stuff about gaming, basketball, and cooking
What a great game of football. So sad I couldn't watch this at the Ems
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What a great game of football. So sad I couldn't watch this at the Ems
This ref is atrocious....
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This ref is atrocious....
Upamecano is a dirty SOB
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Upamecano is a dirty SOB
This is shaping up to be another one of those games won by a later Martinelli goal
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is shaping up to be another one of those games won by a later Martinelli goal
Does our first eleven operate a one in one out policy or what....
Hope it's nothing too serious for Trossard.... But straight down the tunnel, that's normal promising
Hope it's nothing too serious for Trossard.... But straight down the tunnel, that's normal promising
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Does our first eleven operate a one in one out policy or what....
Hope it's nothing too serious for Trossard.... But straight down the tunnel, that's normal promising
Hope it's nothing too serious for Trossard.... But straight down the tunnel, that's normal promising
Sir Harold Kane doing what he does best
a little boy is standing on the edge of a pool .
ALT: a little boy is standing on the edge of a pool .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sir Harold Kane doing what he does best
Ugh I leave for two mins to take a slash and we concede
Credit where it's due, a technically very impressive goal
Credit where it's due, a technically very impressive goal
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ugh I leave for two mins to take a slash and we concede
Credit where it's due, a technically very impressive goal
Credit where it's due, a technically very impressive goal
Is there a better right back in world football right now than Jurrien Timber?
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Is there a better right back in world football right now than Jurrien Timber?
Set piece FC OLE OLE 🎶🎵🎶🎵
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Set piece FC OLE OLE 🎶🎵🎶🎵
Seems like Trossard is today's designated Califori, guy is just playing all the positions tonight
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Seems like Trossard is today's designated Califori, guy is just playing all the positions tonight
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Harry Kane falling over and conning referees at Emirates Stadium. Some things never change.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Harry Kane falling over and conning referees at Emirates Stadium. Some things never change.
First blood to Bayern, hope we can still get the first goal though
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
First blood to Bayern, hope we can still get the first goal though
Also how the hell is Bernd Leno still a thing.... Retire mate go tend your cows in the Alps or whatever it is Bavarians do
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Also how the hell is Bernd Leno still a thing.... Retire mate go tend your cows in the Alps or whatever it is Bavarians do
Why is Laura dressed like she's late for a job interview with the SS?
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why is Laura dressed like she's late for a job interview with the SS?
Watching the Galatasary USG game and Galatasary's left midfielder Gabriel Sara just looks like Cuba Gooding Jr in a fake moustache.... It's cracking me up 😅
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Watching the Galatasary USG game and Galatasary's left midfielder Gabriel Sara just looks like Cuba Gooding Jr in a fake moustache.... It's cracking me up 😅
Anyone need a ticket to Bayern, got two on club level and cant make it anymore
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Anyone need a ticket to Bayern, got two on club level and cant make it anymore
Now I know I've never got a nice word to say about that lot but that honestly has to be the worst Tottenham side I've ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Now I know I've never got a nice word to say about that lot but that honestly has to be the worst Tottenham side I've ever seen
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Trying to work this morning while in my head lives an excited child just singing derby day over and over
a cartoon of a man sitting in a bean bag chair with the words yummy i got love in my tummy
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting in a bean bag chair with the words yummy i got love in my tummy
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November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Trying to work this morning while in my head lives an excited child just singing derby day over and over
In better news just saw the score from st James park... Just need to treat tottenham like Tottenham tomorrow and then all will be well in the world of football at least
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In better news just saw the score from st James park... Just need to treat tottenham like Tottenham tomorrow and then all will be well in the world of football at least
Why do babies have a different sleep regression seemingly every month.... That seems like a pretty serious design flaw that shouldve been corrected by now
#INeedSleep
#INeedSleep
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why do babies have a different sleep regression seemingly every month.... That seems like a pretty serious design flaw that shouldve been corrected by now
#INeedSleep
#INeedSleep
This is great.
But it's funny to see the comparative silence from the fanbase over our kit and stadium being plastered with the name of a country that's the man city of war crimes and central to 3 ongoing genocides, just because it's 'glamorous' and people like going Dubai 🤦🏽♂️
But it's funny to see the comparative silence from the fanbase over our kit and stadium being plastered with the name of a country that's the man city of war crimes and central to 3 ongoing genocides, just because it's 'glamorous' and people like going Dubai 🤦🏽♂️
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is great.
But it's funny to see the comparative silence from the fanbase over our kit and stadium being plastered with the name of a country that's the man city of war crimes and central to 3 ongoing genocides, just because it's 'glamorous' and people like going Dubai 🤦🏽♂️
But it's funny to see the comparative silence from the fanbase over our kit and stadium being plastered with the name of a country that's the man city of war crimes and central to 3 ongoing genocides, just because it's 'glamorous' and people like going Dubai 🤦🏽♂️
Just saw Abu Dhabi Oliver has been appointed ref for the NLD 🙄
Guess PGMOL are about to turn the screws on our title charge while our injuries are high, and City are on form
Guess PGMOL are about to turn the screws on our title charge while our injuries are high, and City are on form
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Just saw Abu Dhabi Oliver has been appointed ref for the NLD 🙄
Guess PGMOL are about to turn the screws on our title charge while our injuries are high, and City are on form
Guess PGMOL are about to turn the screws on our title charge while our injuries are high, and City are on form
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Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them.
What the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them.
What the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
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This document is the product of a broken administration, motivated by cynicism, immune to human decency, with a weak-to-non-existent understanding of the policy area they wish to legislate in.
And that's it. Overall impressions are
- there's still a surprising lack of detail
- lots of new work for officials but unlikely to lead to much change on the ground
- refugees will still live here rest of their lives but will struggle even more than before to integrate
- there's still a surprising lack of detail
- lots of new work for officials but unlikely to lead to much change on the ground
- refugees will still live here rest of their lives but will struggle even more than before to integrate
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This document is the product of a broken administration, motivated by cynicism, immune to human decency, with a weak-to-non-existent understanding of the policy area they wish to legislate in.