Alex Rossi 🐸🚂
@arossiesquire.bsky.social
Writer, nerd, stand-up comedian (in no particular order)
I like steam trains and superheroes and other cool shit.
He/Him
I like steam trains and superheroes and other cool shit.
He/Him
Asked the same question I asked Garth Marenghi 2 years ago but the answer just never gets old. The greatest comedy character of all time
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Asked the same question I asked Garth Marenghi 2 years ago but the answer just never gets old. The greatest comedy character of all time
Dreamt about going to Tesco and walking past a car where there was an actual fuckin grizzly bear in a car. Then came out of Tesco, the bear had broken out and was on a rampage. Had to get to my car and rush home while trying to avoid being attacked by the bear. Weird as fuck man
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Dreamt about going to Tesco and walking past a car where there was an actual fuckin grizzly bear in a car. Then came out of Tesco, the bear had broken out and was on a rampage. Had to get to my car and rush home while trying to avoid being attacked by the bear. Weird as fuck man
I can’t wait for the day I’m a millionaire
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I can’t wait for the day I’m a millionaire
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"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
Went to Tower Park cinema with the wife the other night and genuinely shocked at how much it’s changed since I last went in the 2010s. Cinema was pretty much entirely staff-less except for the 2 bar staff we saw, everything else was self service. Felt like we were back in the pandemic.
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Went to Tower Park cinema with the wife the other night and genuinely shocked at how much it’s changed since I last went in the 2010s. Cinema was pretty much entirely staff-less except for the 2 bar staff we saw, everything else was self service. Felt like we were back in the pandemic.
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to dis
January 21, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to dis
Watched the first episode of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms and… was alright. I liked it a lot more than House of the Dragon. Are they just gonna milk the IP dry tho
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Watched the first episode of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms and… was alright. I liked it a lot more than House of the Dragon. Are they just gonna milk the IP dry tho
Went to see Joe Thomas (Simon from the Inbetweeners) in Southampton last night and the first half was great. Left feeling short changed by the second half, advertised as a Q&A but only 4 questions got answered. It was on the whole really good tho
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Went to see Joe Thomas (Simon from the Inbetweeners) in Southampton last night and the first half was great. Left feeling short changed by the second half, advertised as a Q&A but only 4 questions got answered. It was on the whole really good tho
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"My name is Hans.
Drinking has ruined my life.
I'm 31 years old."
Drinking has ruined my life.
I'm 31 years old."
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"My name is Hans.
Drinking has ruined my life.
I'm 31 years old."
Drinking has ruined my life.
I'm 31 years old."
So what? No fuckin Ziti now?
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
So what? No fuckin Ziti now?
I dreamt about using Pivot Stick Figure Animator last night. Not thought about that since 2008 or so. I’m having remember when dreams ffs
January 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I dreamt about using Pivot Stick Figure Animator last night. Not thought about that since 2008 or so. I’m having remember when dreams ffs
Those Domino hoo-hoo adverts will be 5 years old this year. I’d say they should get rid but then I remember I was 11 in 2009 when the Compare the Market meerkats started. If it ain’t broke…
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Those Domino hoo-hoo adverts will be 5 years old this year. I’d say they should get rid but then I remember I was 11 in 2009 when the Compare the Market meerkats started. If it ain’t broke…
Sam Ryder and Rose Ayling-Ellis are just human golden retrievers #Taskmaster
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Sam Ryder and Rose Ayling-Ellis are just human golden retrievers #Taskmaster
Two very strange dreams- one where the local railway company was embroiled in scandal after people literally got trapped at the station due to poor planning and trippy lines made up by my brain. The other I can’t remember but it was very interesting and weird indeed
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Two very strange dreams- one where the local railway company was embroiled in scandal after people literally got trapped at the station due to poor planning and trippy lines made up by my brain. The other I can’t remember but it was very interesting and weird indeed
Is Prince Charles cross with us sir?
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is Prince Charles cross with us sir?
Dreamt last night that I’d got engaged without any memory of doing so and I honestly don’t know why my brain conjured it up
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Dreamt last night that I’d got engaged without any memory of doing so and I honestly don’t know why my brain conjured it up
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
In what fuckin world is Dermot O’Leary “TV royalty” Christ madone #MaskedSingerUK
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In what fuckin world is Dermot O’Leary “TV royalty” Christ madone #MaskedSingerUK
Am no too drink bitch
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Am no too drink bitch
John Robins still giving off Dennis Reynolds vibes #Taskmaster
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
John Robins still giving off Dennis Reynolds vibes #Taskmaster
Well since David Walliams is finally cancelled, can we please get around to the Tarrants? They’ve both always made my skin crawl
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Well since David Walliams is finally cancelled, can we please get around to the Tarrants? They’ve both always made my skin crawl
Dreamt I was hosting a pub quiz where there were no questions for me to ask so I had to improvise. Then I went home and was watching Smiling Friends with the family (despite the fact I have never liked any episode of that show enough to watch it again) - I was obviously so traumatised from the quiz
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Dreamt I was hosting a pub quiz where there were no questions for me to ask so I had to improvise. Then I went home and was watching Smiling Friends with the family (despite the fact I have never liked any episode of that show enough to watch it again) - I was obviously so traumatised from the quiz
Got told I am reminiscent of a bear today. Whether this person meant cute cuddly toy or fat hairy gay guy remains to be seen
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Got told I am reminiscent of a bear today. Whether this person meant cute cuddly toy or fat hairy gay guy remains to be seen
Coughing fit = cancer, apparently
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Coughing fit = cancer, apparently
Nearly ran over a dog whose owner was letting it walk free on a busy road through town. Swear the average intelligence of the human race has just plummeted since Covid
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nearly ran over a dog whose owner was letting it walk free on a busy road through town. Swear the average intelligence of the human race has just plummeted since Covid