Alex Rossi 🐸🚂
@arossiesquire.bsky.social
Writer, nerd, comedian (in no particular order) I like steam trains and superheroes and other cool shit. Single-handedly responsible for all the Underground Ernie content you see on the internet. Mostly use this app as a dream journal.
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I dreamt about using Pivot Stick Figure Animator last night. Not thought about that since 2008 or so. I’m having remember when dreams ffs
January 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I dreamt about using Pivot Stick Figure Animator last night. Not thought about that since 2008 or so. I’m having remember when dreams ffs
Those Domino hoo-hoo adverts will be 5 years old this year. I’d say they should get rid but then I remember I was 11 in 2009 when the Compare the Market meerkats started. If it ain’t broke…
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Those Domino hoo-hoo adverts will be 5 years old this year. I’d say they should get rid but then I remember I was 11 in 2009 when the Compare the Market meerkats started. If it ain’t broke…
Sam Ryder and Rose Ayling-Ellis are just human golden retrievers #Taskmaster
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Sam Ryder and Rose Ayling-Ellis are just human golden retrievers #Taskmaster
Two very strange dreams- one where the local railway company was embroiled in scandal after people literally got trapped at the station due to poor planning and trippy lines made up by my brain. The other I can’t remember but it was very interesting and weird indeed
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Two very strange dreams- one where the local railway company was embroiled in scandal after people literally got trapped at the station due to poor planning and trippy lines made up by my brain. The other I can’t remember but it was very interesting and weird indeed
Is Prince Charles cross with us sir?
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is Prince Charles cross with us sir?
Dreamt last night that I’d got engaged without any memory of doing so and I honestly don’t know why my brain conjured it up
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Dreamt last night that I’d got engaged without any memory of doing so and I honestly don’t know why my brain conjured it up
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
In what fuckin world is Dermot O’Leary “TV royalty” Christ madone #MaskedSingerUK
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In what fuckin world is Dermot O’Leary “TV royalty” Christ madone #MaskedSingerUK
Am no too drink bitch
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Am no too drink bitch
John Robins still giving off Dennis Reynolds vibes #Taskmaster
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
John Robins still giving off Dennis Reynolds vibes #Taskmaster
Well since David Walliams is finally cancelled, can we please get around to the Tarrants? They’ve both always made my skin crawl
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Well since David Walliams is finally cancelled, can we please get around to the Tarrants? They’ve both always made my skin crawl
Dreamt I was hosting a pub quiz where there were no questions for me to ask so I had to improvise. Then I went home and was watching Smiling Friends with the family (despite the fact I have never liked any episode of that show enough to watch it again) - I was obviously so traumatised from the quiz
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Dreamt I was hosting a pub quiz where there were no questions for me to ask so I had to improvise. Then I went home and was watching Smiling Friends with the family (despite the fact I have never liked any episode of that show enough to watch it again) - I was obviously so traumatised from the quiz
Got told I am reminiscent of a bear today. Whether this person meant cute cuddly toy or fat hairy gay guy remains to be seen
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Got told I am reminiscent of a bear today. Whether this person meant cute cuddly toy or fat hairy gay guy remains to be seen
Did a standup set last night that was alright. A couple of other comics were so drunk afterwards that they said I did AMAZING but I need more conviction in my performance. Erm, my whole standup persona is the fact I’m a grumpy old man half-arsing it
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Did a standup set last night that was alright. A couple of other comics were so drunk afterwards that they said I did AMAZING but I need more conviction in my performance. Erm, my whole standup persona is the fact I’m a grumpy old man half-arsing it
Coughing fit = cancer, apparently
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Coughing fit = cancer, apparently
Nearly ran over a dog whose owner was letting it walk free on a busy road through town. Swear the average intelligence of the human race has just plummeted since Covid
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nearly ran over a dog whose owner was letting it walk free on a busy road through town. Swear the average intelligence of the human race has just plummeted since Covid
Dreamt about doing a standup set at the pub to a huge audience and everyone leaving as I started up? Why do I keep dreaming about this? Last night’s had some variety as the Siddiquis from Gogglebox were attending. For some reason
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Dreamt about doing a standup set at the pub to a huge audience and everyone leaving as I started up? Why do I keep dreaming about this? Last night’s had some variety as the Siddiquis from Gogglebox were attending. For some reason
Tonight I ate 2 Rustlers burgers and feel like I’ve achieved peak divorced dad
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tonight I ate 2 Rustlers burgers and feel like I’ve achieved peak divorced dad
Why have we not eradicated the word masticate because every time I hear it I have to double take
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Why have we not eradicated the word masticate because every time I hear it I have to double take
Had a weird hodgepodge of dreams. First I was doing standup with a load of other people in front of a rapidly disappearing crowd, and there looked to be nobody left by the time I got on stage. Then I dreamed they were about to announce the new Taskmaster lineup and my mum wouldn’t let me watch it??
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Had a weird hodgepodge of dreams. First I was doing standup with a load of other people in front of a rapidly disappearing crowd, and there looked to be nobody left by the time I got on stage. Then I dreamed they were about to announce the new Taskmaster lineup and my mum wouldn’t let me watch it??
Nah man I never thought I’d hear a live recording of Blind Man and the rendition the Darkness have just released just proves why they need to start playing it again
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Nah man I never thought I’d hear a live recording of Blind Man and the rendition the Darkness have just released just proves why they need to start playing it again
Watching the Facebook episode of South Park from 2010 and Christ is this the most 2010 thing ever. Even down to people watching 3D sunglasses in the cinema
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Watching the Facebook episode of South Park from 2010 and Christ is this the most 2010 thing ever. Even down to people watching 3D sunglasses in the cinema
Two of my favourite bands announce gigs and they’re just too fuckin impractical for me man
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Two of my favourite bands announce gigs and they’re just too fuckin impractical for me man
Maybe romance is a low-histamine diet in a German psychiatric hospital
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Maybe romance is a low-histamine diet in a German psychiatric hospital
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Show: Underground Ernie
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Show: Underground Ernie
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Language: Persian
Country: Iran