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The mother fucking Ronald mother fucking Reagan party, of mother fucking Arlington mother fucking Virginia 🇺🇸
It’s so… beautiful 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Let the Coloradoazation of the Commonwealth begin 🎉
virginia is for democrats with a map of the state
ALT: virginia is for democrats with a map of the state
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Post election maga tears are the best 🫶
Loudoun GOP vs the Arlington GOP on who is more unappealing ☠️ kek
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
That episode of Family Guy where Bill Clinton bangs everyone.. kinda evergreen
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “Exactlyyyyyy”
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I think Spanberger should devote all her time to taking Nick Frietas’ guns.. for the lulz
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In shifting places like Arlington, VA to the left, I’d like to take at least a little bit of credit… I mean, just incredible incompetence on display… 🤷‍♂️
Now let our chairman-an unmarried, childless, adult male- do what he does best… dox teachers
Fun facts

Abigail Spanberger got biggest win for a Dem in Virginia Governor election since 1961

Ghazala Hashmi got biggest win for Dem in Virginia Lt. Governor election since 1965

Virginia Dems won most seats in Virginia House of Delegates since 1987
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Thoughts and prayers?! 🤷‍♂️
The post from the Arlington GOP criticized the school because it "refused to lower its flag to half-mast, for either the observance of the anniversary of 9/11 or the political assassination of Charlie Kirk."
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
East PG County out here running its mouth
I’m sorry Virginia, but if DC is going to have to watch your incessant political ads, we’re going to need to take Arlington and Alexandria back
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Today is the big day everyone! Be Sure To 🗳️

Because instead of losing by 85 points, we’re shooting to lose by 80 points 💪
#ArlingtonVA
#Virginia
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Woohoo we did it guys.. 🎉 25%

Now to go dox some teachers !
#maga
Final mail was added in VA-11 Special Election

Takes Walkinshaw above 75% and total votes above 150K

Still provisionals left mainly same-day registration

Probably Dem leaning so don’t anticipate much more change

Early voting starts again this Friday for state elections
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🤬 THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THR RACIST SIGN LADY MORE, NEED THIS GRIFT TO KEEP ON GOING TIL NOVEMBER
#electionsmatter
September 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Spotted in #arlingtonva
August 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m looking at you @arlingtondems.bsky.social 👀
Finna use that $20m (the committee somehow ‘raised’ last year 🤔) to fund A MASSIVE INVESTIGATION!!!
April 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF THE SUPER AWESOME TOTALLY BASED PROTEST LAST NIGHT

WHY WONT @arlnow.bsky.social REPORT THIS STORY 🤬
April 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I CANT BELIEVE SOROS PAID THEY PROTESTORS AS I HANDED OUT MILLION DOLLAR CHECKS TO BRIBE PEOPLE TO VOTE
March 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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This Arlington Tesler protest is nothing more than a George Soros-Astroturf left-wing-communist-liberal-satanist-Soros-funded-astroturfing 🤬
March 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Hey @arlnow.bsky.social 🚨BREAKING🚨 THE ARLINGTON GOP COMMITTEE JUST RECEIVED ANOTHER PRANK PHONE CALL.. PARISA WONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT 🤬
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Hey @arlnow.bsky.social ARE YOU GOING TO REPORT ON THE ASTROTURF TESLA PROTESTS OR NOT 🤬
March 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Whaaa whaaa whaaa why won’t anyone pay attention to me 😞
March 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I thought it was clever 🤡
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM