Grouching Towards Bethlehem
@arkansasmichael.bsky.social
An old grouch who used to be not-quite-someone in small-town Arkansas newspapers until he wasn’t.
Pinned
In the coming American Hellscape. I really should’ve honed other skills than newspaper and magazine layout and napping.
Nothing like a quick trip to a bookstore where you feel pretty good about the two books you bought until you realized that you already own one of the books from four years ago… And another is part two of a series for which you do not have part one…
Yeah, that sucks.
Yeah, that sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Nothing like a quick trip to a bookstore where you feel pretty good about the two books you bought until you realized that you already own one of the books from four years ago… And another is part two of a series for which you do not have part one…
Yeah, that sucks.
Yeah, that sucks.
Man that pharmacist was not lying about the second shingles shot. My temperature went up nearly 3.6° last night. I was shivering under two comforters.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Man that pharmacist was not lying about the second shingles shot. My temperature went up nearly 3.6° last night. I was shivering under two comforters.
Of COURSE I can't find my earpods.. of course.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Of COURSE I can't find my earpods.. of course.
Waiting to get a haircut and while I’m old I’m not barbershop shoot the shit old yet…
Thank God.
Thank God.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Waiting to get a haircut and while I’m old I’m not barbershop shoot the shit old yet…
Thank God.
Thank God.
Honestly the outstanding invoices I have may be saving me money by not paying me at the moment these Black Friday sales are beginning to kick off...
Not sure the wife sees it that way, tho.
Not sure the wife sees it that way, tho.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Honestly the outstanding invoices I have may be saving me money by not paying me at the moment these Black Friday sales are beginning to kick off...
Not sure the wife sees it that way, tho.
Not sure the wife sees it that way, tho.
Lulu is deeply concerned with what you’re doing over there. Deeply.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lulu is deeply concerned with what you’re doing over there. Deeply.
Magazine layout while listening to Harry Styles. The body may be in it's fifth decade but the ears still appreciate a good listen.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Magazine layout while listening to Harry Styles. The body may be in it's fifth decade but the ears still appreciate a good listen.
Staring at the Fela Kuti boxset that's on sale and wondering if I can crowdfund my way into a copy?
"For just dollars a day you could help an old cajun's music collection... "
Sigh.
"For just dollars a day you could help an old cajun's music collection... "
Sigh.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Staring at the Fela Kuti boxset that's on sale and wondering if I can crowdfund my way into a copy?
"For just dollars a day you could help an old cajun's music collection... "
Sigh.
"For just dollars a day you could help an old cajun's music collection... "
Sigh.
I wish I looked at the world in the same hopeful way my youngest doggo looks at me while I'm eating pistachios. Sure they are bad for her (much as the world is bad for me) but those eyes never waver and that tail never stops wagging in hopeful anticipation.
It's inspiring, really.
It's inspiring, really.
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I wish I looked at the world in the same hopeful way my youngest doggo looks at me while I'm eating pistachios. Sure they are bad for her (much as the world is bad for me) but those eyes never waver and that tail never stops wagging in hopeful anticipation.
It's inspiring, really.
It's inspiring, really.
As soon as Yamamoto got on the mound it was a forgone conclusion.
What am amazing season for the Jays. Shame it ended like that.
What am amazing season for the Jays. Shame it ended like that.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
As soon as Yamamoto got on the mound it was a forgone conclusion.
What am amazing season for the Jays. Shame it ended like that.
What am amazing season for the Jays. Shame it ended like that.
It’s always a good day when someone recognizes you in Walmart and tells you that your newspaper column is one of the reasons they still get a printed newspaper.
That’s a nice ego boost.
That’s a nice ego boost.
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s always a good day when someone recognizes you in Walmart and tells you that your newspaper column is one of the reasons they still get a printed newspaper.
That’s a nice ego boost.
That’s a nice ego boost.
Tomorrow it’s my first appointment to the new spine doctor who I predict will look at my back and say “yeah, that shit’s bad, yo” as he bills my insurance thousands…
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tomorrow it’s my first appointment to the new spine doctor who I predict will look at my back and say “yeah, that shit’s bad, yo” as he bills my insurance thousands…
Pulled the trigger and now own an Oura4 smart ring. I want health metrics without having the open temptation to obsess over my heart rate and wondering if an anxiety attack is imminent if it goes up..
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pulled the trigger and now own an Oura4 smart ring. I want health metrics without having the open temptation to obsess over my heart rate and wondering if an anxiety attack is imminent if it goes up..
What. A. Game.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
What. A. Game.
Really wish I could get a handle on this back pain. I can be doing perfectly fine with just a twinge but then if I breathe wrong or turn my neck to look at a different location my lower back just screams right into a spasm.
It’s extremely fun…
It’s extremely fun…
the word sarcasm is written on a meter
Alt: the word sarcasm is written on a meter
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October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Really wish I could get a handle on this back pain. I can be doing perfectly fine with just a twinge but then if I breathe wrong or turn my neck to look at a different location my lower back just screams right into a spasm.
It’s extremely fun…
It’s extremely fun…
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
The drives were clicking.
The drives were clicking.
October 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
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Long day today. New anti anxiety pill taken last night gave me alllll the anxiety and had my heart racing 100-140 all day until mid afternoon.
Not taking that ever again.
Not taking that ever again.
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Long day today. New anti anxiety pill taken last night gave me alllll the anxiety and had my heart racing 100-140 all day until mid afternoon.
Not taking that ever again.
Not taking that ever again.
It’s surreal that while we’re all teetering on the edge of ever increasing horrors due to one sad old man’s wet dreams (and diaper) of power.. the majority of people seem not to notice and have the energy to be outraged at Bad Bunny or Taylor Swift singing about a boner.
2025 is hiiiiiiigh y’all
2025 is hiiiiiiigh y’all
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s surreal that while we’re all teetering on the edge of ever increasing horrors due to one sad old man’s wet dreams (and diaper) of power.. the majority of people seem not to notice and have the energy to be outraged at Bad Bunny or Taylor Swift singing about a boner.
2025 is hiiiiiiigh y’all
2025 is hiiiiiiigh y’all
Considering an Aura 4 instead of a smartwatch. Anyone use a smart ring?
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Considering an Aura 4 instead of a smartwatch. Anyone use a smart ring?
I forget how damn good this album is…
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I forget how damn good this album is…
Wasn’t watching Disney+ anyway, so bye Felicia…
a man wearing a black and white sweater with the word schitts creek on the bottom
Alt: Eugene Levy’s son wearing a black and white sweater closed a door while making an ewwww face.Gif is a moment from with schitts creek
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September 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wasn’t watching Disney+ anyway, so bye Felicia…
Damn this administration for placing me in any position to care about Jimmy Kimmel. There should be NO timeline where I have empathy for one of the two jackasses behind The Man Show..
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Damn this administration for placing me in any position to care about Jimmy Kimmel. There should be NO timeline where I have empathy for one of the two jackasses behind The Man Show..
First arrhythmia episode in a while today. Zero stars. Would not recommend.
Plan to call cardio doc in the morning and ask for guidance or possible med adjustments.
Plan to call cardio doc in the morning and ask for guidance or possible med adjustments.
September 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
First arrhythmia episode in a while today. Zero stars. Would not recommend.
Plan to call cardio doc in the morning and ask for guidance or possible med adjustments.
Plan to call cardio doc in the morning and ask for guidance or possible med adjustments.
Two days of walking on the treadmill for a half hour and… this it is my life from now on isn’t it? Sweating and suffering just to decay less swiftly…
I should have taken more care the first half century, shouldn’t I?
Sigh.
I should have taken more care the first half century, shouldn’t I?
Sigh.
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Two days of walking on the treadmill for a half hour and… this it is my life from now on isn’t it? Sweating and suffering just to decay less swiftly…
I should have taken more care the first half century, shouldn’t I?
Sigh.
I should have taken more care the first half century, shouldn’t I?
Sigh.
Jesus the words and hashtags added to my mute list today…
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jesus the words and hashtags added to my mute list today…