I mean… what else were you expecting that you’d write?

Also, can I read it and I’ll let you know if it’s too weird.

I’m totally a 54-year-old middle grade student who loves to read…

Snack deficiency

Calories burned are calories burned, yo.

This year is the first time where my therapist gave me an antihistamine/anxiety medicine that works, and also a beta blocker to quiet down my racing heart when I’m in the middle of a panic attack.

That’s what happens with these kids and their darn short attention spans!

I would be leaving with many much CDs in my possession.

It’s like if the Crypt Keeper played Santa.

I do not have faith in Schumer as a leader these days. He's still playing by rules when they set the rule book on fire years ago.

That's a helluva set

It’s weird and wonderfully so. Very “Twilight Zone has a love baby with Outer Limits” vibe so far..

Wanna read.. wannnnna read.. need an after the fact beta reader?

With a syrup sandwich for dessert..

One of the magazines I lay out is a Eureka Springs monthly magazine, and one of the writers had a feature on this in the October issue. Looks spooky enough.

With that smile? He’s a lover not a fighter.