Andrew Muldoon
@arjm5184.bsky.social
Historian, goalie, not a historian of goalies. Father of goalie. History at MSU Denver. Wartime Calcutta. Usually in the far corner of the rink.
Back to two kids playing on same day sixty miles apart.
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Back to two kids playing on same day sixty miles apart.
Finnish goalie provides me with more anti RVH ammo. (Though I’m not actually sure why she jumped off the post in first place)
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Finnish goalie provides me with more anti RVH ammo. (Though I’m not actually sure why she jumped off the post in first place)
I Left My Wallet in El Segundo
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Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I Left My Wallet in El Segundo
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Bunch of blow dried cowards in that press corps.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Bunch of blow dried cowards in that press corps.
Things are bad, but this freshman is playing his first varsity game tonight (backup).
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Things are bad, but this freshman is playing his first varsity game tonight (backup).
This is why he never made a little league team
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This is why he never made a little league team
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord, I shall repay.
"it’s unclear when or whether Liam will be able to return for his stuffed turtle, his hat, and his W worksheet" sahanjournal.com/education/ic...
Columbia Heights school leaders speak out after ICE detains kids
ICE agents have detained students on their way to and from school and also tried to get onto school property, the Columbia Heights superintendent said in an emotional news conference Wednesday.
sahanjournal.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord, I shall repay.
He’s gonna take new language that represents the existing arrangement for US forces in Greenland and tell everyone it was a fantastic deal and we will watch media fall for it yet again.
Kernen: “Can you go into what you just talked about with the NATO meeting?”
Trump: “Well, we have a concept of a deal.”
Trump: “Well, we have a concept of a deal.”
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
He’s gonna take new language that represents the existing arrangement for US forces in Greenland and tell everyone it was a fantastic deal and we will watch media fall for it yet again.
About a month away from ICE presence disrupting the state hockey tournament in St Paul, if you want to know how you’ll get an uprising from Duluth to Warroad.
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
About a month away from ICE presence disrupting the state hockey tournament in St Paul, if you want to know how you’ll get an uprising from Duluth to Warroad.
Good. More of this.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Good. More of this.
Humpback calf practicing his breaching.
January 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Humpback calf practicing his breaching.
Went to talk to these guys for a bit.
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Went to talk to these guys for a bit.
We sent Jonah from Veep to talk to Putin
Reporter to Kushner & Witkoff during Ukraine summit: "I know there's a reluctance to talk about Greenland today, but what value do these commitments have on the very day that at the highest levels of govt in Washington they are talking about seizing the sovereign territory of a fellow NATO member?"
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
We sent Jonah from Veep to talk to Putin
Reposted by Andrew Muldoon
Remembering Jan 6th today w/ Trump’s fat ass living in the White House right now & all the traitors free is like Dorothy clicking those heels, but waking inside her Kansas home to an indentured Glenda the Good Witch giving the Wicked Witch a sponge bath, with Toto mounted on the wall. #JustSaying
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Remembering Jan 6th today w/ Trump’s fat ass living in the White House right now & all the traitors free is like Dorothy clicking those heels, but waking inside her Kansas home to an indentured Glenda the Good Witch giving the Wicked Witch a sponge bath, with Toto mounted on the wall. #JustSaying
I give up
Trump on Melania: "She hates when I dance. She actually said, 'Can you imagine FDR dancing?'"
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I give up
Basically Trump got played by the VZ pols who wanted Maduro out so they could loot the place themselves. He’s beyond the definition of a useful idiot.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Basically Trump got played by the VZ pols who wanted Maduro out so they could loot the place themselves. He’s beyond the definition of a useful idiot.
Gonna be A lot of reporters who’ll want to fly in and pose in flak jackets as combat press but who were too chicken shit to stand up for their women colleagues vs Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Gonna be A lot of reporters who’ll want to fly in and pose in flak jackets as combat press but who were too chicken shit to stand up for their women colleagues vs Trump.
He would still be trying to say Roosevelt Corollary so they skipped that bit.
Trump: "All the way back it dated to the Monroe Doctrines. And the Monroe Doctrine is a big deal. But we've superseded it by a lot. By a real lot. They now call it the Donroe Document. I don't know. It's Monroe Doctrine. We sort of forgot about it."
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
He would still be trying to say Roosevelt Corollary so they skipped that bit.
Won’t mean anything to anyone but Motzko was wrong guy for the job. Completely underachieves at Minn and now here too.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Won’t mean anything to anyone but Motzko was wrong guy for the job. Completely underachieves at Minn and now here too.
At least that means we have a decent Prez.
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At least that means we have a decent Prez.
Taking stock of 2025: found my person; lost my sister; oldest left for college; battled AI; and watched my own country capsize. I’m tired man but I’m also grateful, but I’m tired.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Taking stock of 2025: found my person; lost my sister; oldest left for college; battled AI; and watched my own country capsize. I’m tired man but I’m also grateful, but I’m tired.
Stood next to Winona Ryder at Replacements show in London, April 1991
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Stood next to Winona Ryder at Replacements show in London, April 1991