Isa Flues
aristobats.bsky.social
Isa Flues
@aristobats.bsky.social
Event organiser, judge for children's card games, crafter, cryptid. ~they/them
What stage of adulthood is it when you get home from work at midnight, haven't had time to sit down or eat in a 12 hour shift, and then make yourself a salad?

Do I get, like, a sticker in my assignment book or something now?
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
CN crochet content - I'm really rather pleased with this #leagueoflegends #teemo hat I've made for #Riftbound release!
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October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ist doch ganz einfach: seit etwa 8 Jahren reise ich immer Ende Oktober beruflich ins Ausland. Auf den Fotos von vor 8 Jahren hab ich Winterjacke und Ohrwärmer an, heute vereise ich zu der Zeit für mehrere Tage ins Ausland und denke nicht mal dran, eine Jacke einzupacken.
Kein Stress, Leute, aber die 3 heißesten September, die seit 200 Jahren gemessen wurden, waren: 2023, 2024, 2025. #Klimakrise
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Had an amazing time tonight, but I think I have to retire my concert shoes 😬
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Product allocation is done.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm going to knit a poncho in rainbow colours for my favourite person!
I've got two more tops to spin, but I'm so eager to start knitting with this I had to begin plying the purples and blues 😅🧶
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I had the most amazing history teacher in grades 10 to 12, whose biggest priority was to educate us on fascism.
They made sure to drive home the role of the passive majority.

I'm still completely unable to process the absolute madness of the masses who refuse to acknowledge that this is not normal.
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Das neue Wahlkampfvideo von Demokratieverräter Jens Spahn ist fertig: Faschismus ist jetzt „konservativ“.
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.
September 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ah yes, I too would look at a near mint Chains of Mephistopheles and go "Time to take a fine liner to that!"

(It was a bargain, and I'm pretty confident I can restore it)
September 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Der Faschismus ist zurück, weil der Kapitalismus Panik bekommt.

Nichts macht den Kapitalisten mehr Angst, als eine pluralistische, gebildete Gesellschaft, die sich nicht ordnungsgemäß auspressen lässt.

Der Kampf gegen links ist der Kampf gegen ArbeitnehmerInnen.
September 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Auf mein letztes Video hat ein Rechter buchstäblich kommentiert "Einfach mal die Realität betrachten statt Studien" und ich möchte in ein Kissen schreien.
September 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Diese Kirk-Meinungsartikel überall zeigen so ein stumpfes Bild von Politik. Fokus nur auf Form, null auf Inhalt.

Hauptsache man debattiert, dann ist das demokratisch und gut. Was die Inhalte sind, ist egal.

Menschenverachtung scheint für diese Autor:innen ok, solange sie anständig vorgetragen wird
September 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
There's an Asian street food festival in town, and even though they're supposed to serve the food in re-usable dishes with a deposit, every single vendor I talked to was happy to put my food in a tupperware for me to take home to my partner who can't currently go out.
That was really nice today.
September 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm currently (re-)reading the #Animorphs series, and isn't it weird that the part that requires the most suspension of disbelief for me is how a dark corner and no other people in sight is enough to grant them privacy 🫣

...oh, and go read the books, they're great.
September 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I made a mistake 👀
During the heatwave I went swimming each morning, just a kilometer or so to keep me cool, and now my muscles expect to do that each day. I'm uncomfortably restless with surplus energy 😬😬😬
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Punk is not dead, just filling in tax forms on Sunday but actually paying more attention to the #MCR concert video on the other screen 🫡
August 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bluesky feeling like an #MCR album today 😹🥰
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My favourite person booked an art workshop for me. While I like to draw or paint, I don't know shit about it, so I'm going to walk in there with my discounter oil pastels like someone walking into their LGS with an MtG Playstation promo pack in hand asking to be shown the ropes.
Pray for me 😹
August 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So... You ever finish a book and kinda want to email the author?
Subject: OMG who hurt you???
August 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It was so fucked up - as soon as you grew the slightest trace of boobs, everyone thought it fine to comment on how fuckable (or not) you were compared to, say, Shakira on TV.
Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it
August 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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“My parents’ wishes had destined me for a thousand servitudes, philosophy placed me in complete and true liberty: law and custom seemed to obligate me to shamefully laborious acts, philosophy exempted me and gave me unlimited repose and felicity.”

- François Mothe le Vayer
July 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
🧶 Everyone take a wild guess what occasion I've started preparing for today 👀❄️🍪

#christmasgift #crafterchristmas
July 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM