Arielle Lyons
@ariellelyons.bsky.social
professional yapper and grammar snob. she/her.
#StrangerThings has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time: open.substack.com/pub/ariellel...
Stranger Things has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time
Once hailed as streaming’s biggest success and the pinnacle of this era’s entertainment habits, Stranger Things might just make movie theaters cool again.
open.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
#StrangerThings has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time: open.substack.com/pub/ariellel...
i regret to inform you that despite hbomberguy’s best efforts, the desperately wanting to be famous to making trash video “essays” on youtube pipeline is still very real
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i regret to inform you that despite hbomberguy’s best efforts, the desperately wanting to be famous to making trash video “essays” on youtube pipeline is still very real
the fact that this did minor numbers on threads and got literally zero traction here goes to show the importance of hashtags lol
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the fact that this did minor numbers on threads and got literally zero traction here goes to show the importance of hashtags lol
LEAKED: sneak preview of Soarin’ Around America has just been released!
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LEAKED: sneak preview of Soarin’ Around America has just been released!
the fate of ophelia is so extremely catchy and the beat is so groovy but “keep it 100 on the land the sea the sky, pledge allegiance to your hands your team your vibe” is such a terrible line i can’t enjoy the song in earnest
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the fate of ophelia is so extremely catchy and the beat is so groovy but “keep it 100 on the land the sea the sky, pledge allegiance to your hands your team your vibe” is such a terrible line i can’t enjoy the song in earnest
close enough welcome back shailene woodley and ansel elgort
Joe Locke and Ruaridh Mollica, the stars of ‘CLARKSTON’ in London’s West End, play the older version of the Maximoff brothers in the MCU.
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
close enough welcome back shailene woodley and ansel elgort
i’m losing my mind
they say in the clue what his name rhymes with, the contestant just says his last name, but ken needs the first name, and the contestant still mispronounces it. then ken says “apparently it’s dome-uhl,” implying he also didn’t know how to say it until just then.
incredible
they say in the clue what his name rhymes with, the contestant just says his last name, but ken needs the first name, and the contestant still mispronounces it. then ken says “apparently it’s dome-uhl,” implying he also didn’t know how to say it until just then.
incredible
Domhnall Gleeson was an answer on last night’s episode of 'JEOPARDY!' for the $2000 question in ‘An Actor's Life For Me’! 💸
We’ll let you decide if that should’ve been accepted as a correct answer or not…
We’ll let you decide if that should’ve been accepted as a correct answer or not…
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i’m losing my mind
they say in the clue what his name rhymes with, the contestant just says his last name, but ken needs the first name, and the contestant still mispronounces it. then ken says “apparently it’s dome-uhl,” implying he also didn’t know how to say it until just then.
incredible
they say in the clue what his name rhymes with, the contestant just says his last name, but ken needs the first name, and the contestant still mispronounces it. then ken says “apparently it’s dome-uhl,” implying he also didn’t know how to say it until just then.
incredible
if you’re a drag queen this is for you, everyone else keep scrolling:
pls memorize all of “history of the entire world, i guess” by bill wurtz and put on a performance lip syncing it. now post a bunch of clips of the performance to tiktok and watch your money print itself. you’re welcome.
pls memorize all of “history of the entire world, i guess” by bill wurtz and put on a performance lip syncing it. now post a bunch of clips of the performance to tiktok and watch your money print itself. you’re welcome.
October 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
if you’re a drag queen this is for you, everyone else keep scrolling:
pls memorize all of “history of the entire world, i guess” by bill wurtz and put on a performance lip syncing it. now post a bunch of clips of the performance to tiktok and watch your money print itself. you’re welcome.
pls memorize all of “history of the entire world, i guess” by bill wurtz and put on a performance lip syncing it. now post a bunch of clips of the performance to tiktok and watch your money print itself. you’re welcome.
who will they even have perform?? ben shapiro to do his wack ass rap verse without tom macdonald (because tom macdonald is canadian)???
From @theathletic.com: Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 8, 2026, to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.
Turning Point USA, group founded by Charlie Kirk, announces Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming
Turning Point USA is calling its Super Bowl halftime show a celebration of "faith, family and freedom."
nyti.ms
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
who will they even have perform?? ben shapiro to do his wack ass rap verse without tom macdonald (because tom macdonald is canadian)???
so you agree? you don’t believe in freedom of speech and you want to take it away?
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
so you agree? you don’t believe in freedom of speech and you want to take it away?
to recap:
taylor swift said in a song she and travis kelce were “sleepless in the onyx night, now the sky is opalite,” and this person with no pfp is telling a literal Black woman that she’s not allowed to enjoy the song because it means taylor swift secretly hates Black people
taylor swift said in a song she and travis kelce were “sleepless in the onyx night, now the sky is opalite,” and this person with no pfp is telling a literal Black woman that she’s not allowed to enjoy the song because it means taylor swift secretly hates Black people
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
to recap:
taylor swift said in a song she and travis kelce were “sleepless in the onyx night, now the sky is opalite,” and this person with no pfp is telling a literal Black woman that she’s not allowed to enjoy the song because it means taylor swift secretly hates Black people
taylor swift said in a song she and travis kelce were “sleepless in the onyx night, now the sky is opalite,” and this person with no pfp is telling a literal Black woman that she’s not allowed to enjoy the song because it means taylor swift secretly hates Black people
Reposted by Arielle Lyons
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
the protestant reformation-type schism of twitter is crazy because people who went to bluesky are blissfully unaware of the huge controversy taylor swift is currently in over on threads because they think comparing dark times to a night sky is racist
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the protestant reformation-type schism of twitter is crazy because people who went to bluesky are blissfully unaware of the huge controversy taylor swift is currently in over on threads because they think comparing dark times to a night sky is racist
#ThePaper, the new spinoff of #TheOffice, takes place at a newspaper in Toledo.
I work at the real-life Toledo newspaper.
Here’s how they compare: www.toledoblade.com/a-e/tv-radio...
I work at the real-life Toledo newspaper.
Here’s how they compare: www.toledoblade.com/a-e/tv-radio...
Is ‘The Paper’ accurate? Funny? A take from Toledo’s real-life newspaper
Every Saturday through Wednesday, I spend my days working on the copy desk of The Blade, Toledo’s newspaper.
I usually proofread stories, but sometimes I ...
www.toledoblade.com
September 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#ThePaper, the new spinoff of #TheOffice, takes place at a newspaper in Toledo.
I work at the real-life Toledo newspaper.
Here’s how they compare: www.toledoblade.com/a-e/tv-radio...
I work at the real-life Toledo newspaper.
Here’s how they compare: www.toledoblade.com/a-e/tv-radio...
i saw someone say once that having adhd and getting meds is like being allergic to water and having to get your allergy medication from the bottom of the ocean.
now imagine they won’t even let you onto the beach that’s supposed to be open 24/7, and that’s basically what it’s like to restart therapy
now imagine they won’t even let you onto the beach that’s supposed to be open 24/7, and that’s basically what it’s like to restart therapy
August 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i saw someone say once that having adhd and getting meds is like being allergic to water and having to get your allergy medication from the bottom of the ocean.
now imagine they won’t even let you onto the beach that’s supposed to be open 24/7, and that’s basically what it’s like to restart therapy
now imagine they won’t even let you onto the beach that’s supposed to be open 24/7, and that’s basically what it’s like to restart therapy
After the fallout surrounding the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad, I had a lot of thoughts surrounding how we treat women in the public eye, especially those who keep to themselves on certain issues.
Here’s what I had to say:
www.toledoblade.com/opinion/lett...
Here’s what I had to say:
www.toledoblade.com/opinion/lett...
To the editor: Politicization of celebrity wrong
American actress Sydney Sweeney has never publicly discussed her politics.
She’s never spoken up about any political issues. She’s never endorsed a ...
www.toledoblade.com
August 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
After the fallout surrounding the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad, I had a lot of thoughts surrounding how we treat women in the public eye, especially those who keep to themselves on certain issues.
Here’s what I had to say:
www.toledoblade.com/opinion/lett...
Here’s what I had to say:
www.toledoblade.com/opinion/lett...
is it disappointing that sydney sweeney is a republican? yes, of course. but is it really our business if she isn’t out here spewing republican talking points and promoting bigoted ideas and mistruths? all we’ve really done here is proven that a rich celebrity might be fiscally conservative
August 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
is it disappointing that sydney sweeney is a republican? yes, of course. but is it really our business if she isn’t out here spewing republican talking points and promoting bigoted ideas and mistruths? all we’ve really done here is proven that a rich celebrity might be fiscally conservative
confirmed: i do in fact feel like i need more stuff. and most of my clothes are not unpacked yet
me today, packing up to move: god i have way too much stuff. why do i have all this stuff? i need to get rid of all this stuff.
future me immediately after i settle in, inevitably: you know what i need? more stuff.
future me immediately after i settle in, inevitably: you know what i need? more stuff.
August 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
confirmed: i do in fact feel like i need more stuff. and most of my clothes are not unpacked yet
sydney sweeney you can fix all of this and save your career by just doing a ziwe interview
August 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
sydney sweeney you can fix all of this and save your career by just doing a ziwe interview
I wrote an album review for the first time in a year! Big departure from last time, which was “Cowboy Carter”; this time I wanted to talk about the reunion of my favorite underappreciated artist, the Swell Season.
Here’s the link:
www.toledoblade.com/a-e/music-th...
Here’s the link:
www.toledoblade.com/a-e/music-th...
Swell Season give underwhelming but welcome comeback
‘Forward’
The Swell Season (Masterkey Sounds)
After a 16-year hiatus, folk duo The Swell Season has reunited for its latest release, Forward.
The duo, ...
www.toledoblade.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I wrote an album review for the first time in a year! Big departure from last time, which was “Cowboy Carter”; this time I wanted to talk about the reunion of my favorite underappreciated artist, the Swell Season.
Here’s the link:
www.toledoblade.com/a-e/music-th...
Here’s the link:
www.toledoblade.com/a-e/music-th...
kamala harris if you see this do not run for president. pls i beg don’t do it. ilysm and would support 100% but pls for the love of god don’t do it.
July 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
kamala harris if you see this do not run for president. pls i beg don’t do it. ilysm and would support 100% but pls for the love of god don’t do it.
why does this woman name her kids like she’s reading the script of a toys-r-us commercial
Trisha Paytas shares that her baby’s name is Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacman.
July 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
why does this woman name her kids like she’s reading the script of a toys-r-us commercial
me today, packing up to move: god i have way too much stuff. why do i have all this stuff? i need to get rid of all this stuff.
future me immediately after i settle in, inevitably: you know what i need? more stuff.
future me immediately after i settle in, inevitably: you know what i need? more stuff.
June 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
me today, packing up to move: god i have way too much stuff. why do i have all this stuff? i need to get rid of all this stuff.
future me immediately after i settle in, inevitably: you know what i need? more stuff.
future me immediately after i settle in, inevitably: you know what i need? more stuff.