Arielle Lyons
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Arielle Lyons
@ariellelyons.bsky.social
professional yapper and grammar snob. she/her.
first verse of “ur so gay” is still bars tho
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the fact that this did minor numbers on threads and got literally zero traction here goes to show the importance of hashtags lol
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
LEAKED: sneak preview of Soarin’ Around America has just been released!
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
so you agree? you don’t believe in freedom of speech and you want to take it away?
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
to recap:

taylor swift said in a song she and travis kelce were “sleepless in the onyx night, now the sky is opalite,” and this person with no pfp is telling a literal Black woman that she’s not allowed to enjoy the song because it means taylor swift secretly hates Black people
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i saw someone say once that having adhd and getting meds is like being allergic to water and having to get your allergy medication from the bottom of the ocean.

now imagine they won’t even let you onto the beach that’s supposed to be open 24/7, and that’s basically what it’s like to restart therapy
August 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
don’t care didn’t ask also you’re a pedo apologist (might wanna update your dn)
August 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the second day in the last week i’ve felt compelled to use the same star wars quote to protest this administration
June 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
making memes is my coping mechanism 🙃
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Supreme Court contradicted itself less than two pages into its gender-affirming care decision and I got mad so I wrote an essay: open.substack.com/pub/ariellel...
June 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i have friends everywhere. #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
out of context andor series finale arc spoilers:
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
omg. i’m watching satc and carrie just said she got paid FOUR DOLLARS PER WORD to freelance for vogue. i decided to look into how much vogue pays for freelancers now and..
May 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
out of context spoilers for this arc of andor season 2:
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
when you’re watching sex and the city and a male actor who wasn’t famous yet is playing someone’s boyfriend of the week
April 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM