ArcaneJello
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ArcaneJello
@arcanejello.bsky.social
Lift each other up 🌹🔻
Incoming Medicare offers: 10% off miracle berries and chakra alignments.
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
They're always hitting us with the filibuster during bedtime negotiations
I need a course on gentle parenting under fascism, because my cortisol levels are not ideal for bedtime shenanigans/delays.
November 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
2 drivers sitting in the back of a parked car
as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen
November 13, 2024 at 3:42 AM
The fragile European stomach could not handle this American culinary innovation
I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken
November 13, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by ArcaneJello
Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes.
#themoreyouknow
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM