Aran Abilock Clemmons
aranac.bsky.social
Aran Abilock Clemmons
@aranac.bsky.social
It’s me.
I love being like “say hi to Max for me!”

yes… now, fly. fly, my carrier pigeon…
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Oh look, it's the thing every fascist government says about the opposition party before they dissolve them and turn the country into a one party state.
August 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Spelling bee contestants should get a pass for being close enough. Like we all know what they were going for it’s fine
August 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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If you’re eligible to vote today in New York City, I urge you to rank Zohran Mamdani #1 in your ballot and DONT RANK CUOMO.
June 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hyperbole is literally the best rhetorical device ever invented
May 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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This is it people. This is the moment of the camps.
Trump says he'd like to deport US citizens to El Salvador: "I'd like to go a step further. I don't know what the laws are, we always have to obey the laws, but we also have homegrown criminals that push people into subways... I'd like to include them in the group of people to get out of the country"
April 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My IQ is so high that I can’t even count to the number that it is
March 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Every faculty who supported police on campus, every one who refused to sign letters of support for their brutalized students: you laid the bricks for politicians to believe they have the authority to crush student voice.

Your racism against Palestine is corroding everyone's freedoms.
March 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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🚨 Texas House Rep. Brent Money has introduced the first total ban on gender affirming care for all trans people in Texas. This is an unequivocal ban affecting all trans people by removing amending the existing ban on trans youth to apply to adults as well.

capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/89R/...
89(R) HB 3399 - Introduced version - Bill Text
capitol.texas.gov
February 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Aging is the ultimate no take backsies situation
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the only reason I sleep is to time travel to breakfast
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My utopian dream is for every bathroom to be unisex, single stall, and play ambient music
February 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At no other time in the totality of human history has it been more embarrassing to be a Drake fan
February 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Everyone is ugly. Humans are supposed to look some other way.
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
hahaahaha
January 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Walking is a gateway drug to tripping. It’s a slippery slope.
December 31, 2024 at 1:35 AM
we need a dating app exclusively for wounded, sensitive souls
December 2, 2024 at 9:41 PM
have you guys heard about this
November 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Sorry I didn’t see you there, your stealth is pretty high
November 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I have never seen Santa Claus and Garfield in the same room…

doing my own research on this…
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Well, well, well. The irony continues. Trump has appointed me to head the Department of Ugly Losers.
November 15, 2024 at 7:31 PM
saddest story ever told :(
October 6, 2023 at 12:18 PM