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April A. Taylor 🐈‍⬛🎃
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Bob’s Burgers. Autistic. Reading. Writer. Horror. Puzzles. Wicked. Free Luigi. Indiana Fever. Halloween. LGBTQ+. Cover photo by @tallfroguy
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January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Just sitting here working and realized my next-door neighbor is having sex. Good for him! He could turn it down a bit, though, lol.
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.

"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."

"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."

ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
What cost-saving measures did your parents use that you thought were normal until you grew up?

For me, it was having corn, mashed potatoes, and a slice of bread for dinner. I loved it and didn’t know we were just too poor to put together a better meal.
January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The most frustrating part of everything T is doing is that he’s not likely to be found fit to stand trial, yet he’s somehow fit enough to lead the U.S. It’s absolute BS. The entire regime MUST be brought to justice.
January 27, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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BREAKING: 1 person is in critical condition after being shot by Border Patrol in Arizona.

The individual, who has not been identified, was shot in southern Pima County near milepost 15 of West Arivaca Road at around 7:30 a.m., according to a news release from the Santa Rita Fire District.
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I heard a commercial talking about how “your next breakdown could happen anywhere,” and i automatically assumed it was about mental health. Because right now, it feels like we’re all on the edge of a breakdown. They were talking about cars, lol.
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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tRUMPSTEIN IS DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION!!

1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition

2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms

4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I just woke up from a nap and saw this. Oh how I busted out laughing. The leopards eating faces party is now eating its own. Hope you like the idea of rotting in prison, Noem.
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Dear Fellow Authors: After everything that’s happened in America, can we all agree to stop using the force’s ’one good detective’ as the hero?

I was already getting tired of the police hero worship, but now I don’t think I’ll ever read a cop story again. Use a PI or outside contractor, at least.
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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What it feels like to live in America and believe ALL people should have basic human rights.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
“Usually they say, ‘He’s a horrible dictator-type person,’ I’m a dictator,” Trump continued. “But sometimes you need a dictator!”

Anyone still want to say we’re overreacting?

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Says “Sometimes You Need a Dictator” After Alarming Davos Speech
Donald Trump is saying the quiet part out loud.
www.yahoo.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
As soon as I saw that Ted Cruz was trending, my first thought was that he must be fleeing the state before a snowstorm again. And I was right, lol. He’s so predictable, and yet somehow, he keeps getting elected.
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I’ve got an old Archie cartoon on for my cat. It just had a scene where Jughead feeds half his burger into a ship. The way I felt mortally offended for him when I said, “Jughead would never!” As if he’d ever give away part of his food, lol.
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Yet another example of the leopards eating faces. Also, get the eff out of here with your LGBTQ+ hatred.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Cops protect their own. Could this lead to a showdown between ICE and the police?

www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w...
MSN
www.msn.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I see the party of leopards eating faces is continuing.
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This did not go as I expected. @musicologyduck.bsky.social (and the rest of the passengers) was straight up kidnapped for a while by a bus driver. This story is absolutely wild.

And here I was hoping this was metaphorical and about the U.S. But nope, it’s just more madness.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
It feels like -12 outside, so Riley is cuddled up beneath the covers while hugging his bloody knife toy. You know, like you do, lol.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Yet according to Noem, no one should mention Jonathan Ross’ name. Also, if you’ve got a decent employer and neighborhood, this idea won’t harm you. It might even put you in a stronger position. Keep fighting against the tyranny of ICE.
Everyone is 12 theory of American politics remains strong.

Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
One little problem with this, Miller. People at war stand down and surrender, not police officers. So, I take it he’s admitting that ICE is at war with the country?
Senior White House official says local and state police in Minneapolis “have been ordered to stand down and surrender.”

What?
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Checking in to see how white male conservatives are doing and JFC. Kill it with fire.
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM