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MayaThee$tallionette
@aprettytalldoll.bsky.social
corporate baddie first. home fragrance dealer immediately after. atl transplant.

www.altruisticlovecandleco.com
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Oh babe management would hate to see me coming
Fire alarm went off at 3am because we had the heat on 68. Number 1542326 of why I can’t wait to leave this apartment.
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Aight, do we have someone keeping tabs on all the recalled foods?? This is getting outta hand.
November 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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it’s 7am Friday. it’s 51 degrees. i don’t wanna go to work, but this bed ain’t gon pay me.
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Fire alarm went off at 3am because we had the heat on 68. Number 1542326 of why I can’t wait to leave this apartment.
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Definitely need to be at the gun range a few times before the inauguration.
November 17, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I think I want to start the new year off going raw vegan for a week or two.
November 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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What it feels like posting every single thought that crosses my mind on this app.
November 16, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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we don’t even get enough time to sleep good on the weekend then it be time to go back to work on monday.
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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and this is NOT a safe space for megan thee stallion hate
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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a nice lil buzz is all i need!
November 17, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Easily turning into a two drinks max gworl.
November 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Cayman Jack really snapped on their strawberry margarita.
November 17, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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i only love men who adore me, so if you seen me with a man just know he think the sun shine out my ass.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I don’t wear makeup often but I absolutely love putting it on. I simply need to go out more 🙃.
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
every time I’m in Memphis it’s a must that I get some hot wings.
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I cannot stop telling people that I’m bringing my boyfriend home for Thanksgiving 💀 this is a huge deal fr.
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this
November 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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This perfectly articulated my life. I think some outlandish things are reasonable and SHOCKED when my bank account is dwindling. I have to stop being so delulu about reasonable vs what’s a treat 😭
I’m trying to be more intentional with my spending, and it’s difficult because I don’t think my measure of reasonable is calibrated well. 🥴
November 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
If you see this, post your Renaissance fit:
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
TikTok recipes usually get the job done so hoping for the best 😬.
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
signed up for a chili cook-off and I couldn’t even tell you the last time I made chili. wish me luck.
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM