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god messed up and here i am
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watched psycho for the first time and all i gotta say is: norman walking up the stairs. damn. go twink go
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📢Call for panelists!📢 I'm organising a Trans Studies panel for the @derridatoday.bsky.social Conference in Paris next year. Details in this thread 🧵 Please disseminate to colleagues, students, or frenemies who might be interested!
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Me, every Friday evening.
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i already thought spy x family was bangin, now they introduce a siscon??? um, hello?? that wasn't necessary i was already hooked but thank u VERY much
July 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
some kind of queer fish coated in Kinsey scales send bleet
July 4, 2024 at 5:00 PM
what if humans just kept growing. NBA full of grandmas
July 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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HA HA HA
June 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
waiting for a screening of 2001 to start, overheard someone say "I'll probably leave before the end, I don't like the ending" ???? bro why are u here 😭
June 16, 2024 at 10:52 AM
watched a jerma video for the first time ever.... gotta say... the jermaheads were right. this guy rocks
June 15, 2024 at 6:23 AM
looking at art prints on etsy and finding a bunch of shops filled with ai generated bullshit with thousands of sales i'm go die now. like it even looks good!! that's the worst part! but it's 100x more soulless than a damn marvel movie poster
June 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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The idea boyfriend 🦊

Art done for me by x.com/blackstmanam... 🧡
June 10, 2024 at 8:12 PM
if i had a nickel for every time someone cancelled their plans to see furiosa with me this evening because they unexpectedly had to go to the hospital, i would have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
June 11, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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no one not one single person owes you a legible gender presentation
June 9, 2024 at 2:25 PM
cybertrucks are wild because they're not only shitty but also hideously ugly. like the delorian was a total failure but at least it looked cool. elon just make an electric delorian and pay me for the idea thanks
June 5, 2024 at 11:42 PM
very much looking forward to tim harford telling me how much of what rishi's spewing is actually total bullshit
May 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
friends are precious don't let them escape
May 19, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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damn, TIL Garfield gets it
May 18, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
May 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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The 11th annual international Gender Census 2024 is now open until at least 13th June 2024!

survey.gendercensus.com

It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
May 13, 2024 at 1:29 PM
ready to propose to my pardner 🤠
April 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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“Perfect Blue” the Satoshi Kon masterpiece
March 7, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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URINE DANGER
March 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
here's hoping bravern goes soft yandere I mean at this point why not
January 30, 2024 at 11:14 AM
posting a pattern without saying if it's UK or US should instantly land u in crochet jail
January 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
something extremely satisfying about the year starting on a monday
December 31, 2023 at 2:18 AM
congrats to this app on getting a real logo
December 29, 2023 at 12:41 AM