Apoxon
@apoxon.bsky.social
Nature, Art, Cats | They/Them | Married to Animal Shapes 🌱 | The 'Mom' Friend |
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Hear me out...
10 minutes in a room with a bunch of kittens.
It won't solve any of my problems, but I'll feel better anyway.
Hear me out...
10 minutes in a room with a bunch of kittens.
It won't solve any of my problems, but I'll feel better anyway.
I just feel like 10 minutes on the rack would solve a lot of my problems.
a purple puppet is chained to a wooden railing
ALT: a purple puppet is chained to a wooden railing
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November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Or
Hear me out...
10 minutes in a room with a bunch of kittens.
It won't solve any of my problems, but I'll feel better anyway.
Hear me out...
10 minutes in a room with a bunch of kittens.
It won't solve any of my problems, but I'll feel better anyway.
Not us rushing outside and down to the river.
Not us startling a beaver.
Not us screaming at the sky.
Not us startling a beaver.
Not us screaming at the sky.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not us rushing outside and down to the river.
Not us startling a beaver.
Not us screaming at the sky.
Not us startling a beaver.
Not us screaming at the sky.
I'm a quarter of the way through Ready Player Two and I'm ready to throw the (audio)book out a window.
I hate the author's writing so much. What a shameless cash-grabby work of nostalgic masturbation.
I hate the author's writing so much. What a shameless cash-grabby work of nostalgic masturbation.
Well. I've finished Ready Player One. And as promised, I have... Opinions. 🧵
1.) The narrator sounds like every egotistical IT and gamer guy I've ever talked to. So points for realism, but also an immediate turn-off.
1.) The narrator sounds like every egotistical IT and gamer guy I've ever talked to. So points for realism, but also an immediate turn-off.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm a quarter of the way through Ready Player Two and I'm ready to throw the (audio)book out a window.
I hate the author's writing so much. What a shameless cash-grabby work of nostalgic masturbation.
I hate the author's writing so much. What a shameless cash-grabby work of nostalgic masturbation.
Part of taking Leto on field trips involves introducing him to strange new things (and periodically reintroducing them when it's been a while) at home.
It allows me to assess how he reacts to new things in a safe, controlled environment.
It allows me to assess how he reacts to new things in a safe, controlled environment.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Part of taking Leto on field trips involves introducing him to strange new things (and periodically reintroducing them when it's been a while) at home.
It allows me to assess how he reacts to new things in a safe, controlled environment.
It allows me to assess how he reacts to new things in a safe, controlled environment.
Shoutout to @sixel.bsky.social for capturing this absolute DIVA posing for his glam-shots.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Shoutout to @sixel.bsky.social for capturing this absolute DIVA posing for his glam-shots.
Took him to his favorite park and on his favorite trail today.
(It's also one of mine.)
(It's also one of mine.)
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Took him to his favorite park and on his favorite trail today.
(It's also one of mine.)
(It's also one of mine.)
Post you from a different era.
2006, visiting family, fresh outta my teens, and none too thrilled about having my picture taken.
2006, visiting family, fresh outta my teens, and none too thrilled about having my picture taken.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Post you from a different era.
2006, visiting family, fresh outta my teens, and none too thrilled about having my picture taken.
2006, visiting family, fresh outta my teens, and none too thrilled about having my picture taken.
Ancient
Sound asleep (limp noodle)
Snoring
Perfect in every way
Sound asleep (limp noodle)
Snoring
Perfect in every way
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Ancient
Sound asleep (limp noodle)
Snoring
Perfect in every way
Sound asleep (limp noodle)
Snoring
Perfect in every way
Reasons I might be a predator:
- stripes baffle me
- no, really
- any time I have to design something with stripes my brain shuts down and can't parse them
- stripes baffle me
- no, really
- any time I have to design something with stripes my brain shuts down and can't parse them
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reasons I might be a predator:
- stripes baffle me
- no, really
- any time I have to design something with stripes my brain shuts down and can't parse them
- stripes baffle me
- no, really
- any time I have to design something with stripes my brain shuts down and can't parse them
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Leto loves (and respects) his Auntie Sadie so much.
And Sadie uh... Regards him.
And Sadie uh... Regards him.
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Leto loves (and respects) his Auntie Sadie so much.
And Sadie uh... Regards him.
And Sadie uh... Regards him.
I'm never *certain* he enjoys his hikes, but there are signs.
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm never *certain* he enjoys his hikes, but there are signs.
We have a certain sort of dignity in this household.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We have a certain sort of dignity in this household.
Wow past-tense me sure did the right thing investing in Daylight Savings Time because that extra hour was just what I needed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wow past-tense me sure did the right thing investing in Daylight Savings Time because that extra hour was just what I needed.
You might think I'd opt for one of the four cute fursuits in the house as a Halloween costume, but tbh I prefer to be terrifying when I give candy to children.
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You might think I'd opt for one of the four cute fursuits in the house as a Halloween costume, but tbh I prefer to be terrifying when I give candy to children.
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The creatures have been watching too much MST3K.
February 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
The creatures have been watching too much MST3K.
Sometimes I genuinely feel bad for him
Like, dude, you're so big and have a whole massive, fluffy body to lick clean and that must be so much work, I'm so sorry.
Like, dude, you're so big and have a whole massive, fluffy body to lick clean and that must be so much work, I'm so sorry.
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sometimes I genuinely feel bad for him
Like, dude, you're so big and have a whole massive, fluffy body to lick clean and that must be so much work, I'm so sorry.
Like, dude, you're so big and have a whole massive, fluffy body to lick clean and that must be so much work, I'm so sorry.
I just feel like 10 minutes on the rack would solve a lot of my problems.
a purple puppet is chained to a wooden railing
ALT: a purple puppet is chained to a wooden railing
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October 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just feel like 10 minutes on the rack would solve a lot of my problems.
Sometimes I can be cool and stay up late for dances.
(Glad I was able to catch @recca.bsky.social's set tonight!)
(Glad I was able to catch @recca.bsky.social's set tonight!)
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sometimes I can be cool and stay up late for dances.
(Glad I was able to catch @recca.bsky.social's set tonight!)
(Glad I was able to catch @recca.bsky.social's set tonight!)
Time for pizza, and then PANEL!
Walk your cat yes
Walk them
Safely
Outside
(Tragically, Beebo will not be in attendance at this panel)
Walk your cat yes
Walk them
Safely
Outside
(Tragically, Beebo will not be in attendance at this panel)
Spent some time with my Ride or Die (in training) today.
Looking forward to hosting a panel on these kinds of shenanigans (Walking Your Cat) this weekend at Howloween!
Looking forward to hosting a panel on these kinds of shenanigans (Walking Your Cat) this weekend at Howloween!
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Time for pizza, and then PANEL!
Walk your cat yes
Walk them
Safely
Outside
(Tragically, Beebo will not be in attendance at this panel)
Walk your cat yes
Walk them
Safely
Outside
(Tragically, Beebo will not be in attendance at this panel)
Grabbed some new patches for The Boy and his CatPack, from @toxmo.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Grabbed some new patches for The Boy and his CatPack, from @toxmo.bsky.social
If I have learned anything through blundering stupidity and gross, unintentional disrespect it is that reaching out via private message is always better than a knee-jerk callout post.
(This is a self-reminder)
(This is a self-reminder)
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I have learned anything through blundering stupidity and gross, unintentional disrespect it is that reaching out via private message is always better than a knee-jerk callout post.
(This is a self-reminder)
(This is a self-reminder)
