@apothecarius.bsky.social
Young Professional, Old Poster. 26.
On the website formerly known as twitter @BearlyExistent
On the website formerly known as twitter @BearlyExistent
It’s really cool that the only function of chatting in this website remains ‘hitting up girls’
November 17, 2024 at 9:15 PM
It’s really cool that the only function of chatting in this website remains ‘hitting up girls’
No, I DON’T want to verify my email will you please leave me alone
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
No, I DON’T want to verify my email will you please leave me alone
The moment they finally figure out Groupchats on this app the first thing I’m doing is making college football chat 2 on here
October 31, 2024 at 3:42 AM
The moment they finally figure out Groupchats on this app the first thing I’m doing is making college football chat 2 on here
Fink Bartondale
September 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Fink Bartondale
Oh, so we have time to design a new logo but not enough time to make groupchats a thing?
December 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Oh, so we have time to design a new logo but not enough time to make groupchats a thing?
everyone knows that one guy who collects doohickeys
November 14, 2023 at 4:44 PM
everyone knows that one guy who collects doohickeys
Sliding into her DMs accompanied by 3 stooges sound effects
October 15, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Sliding into her DMs accompanied by 3 stooges sound effects
my body dysmorphia makes me believe I look like this
October 15, 2023 at 12:16 AM
my body dysmorphia makes me believe I look like this
My shirt saying “I am buying this ANFO for legitimate reasons” is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
September 9, 2023 at 3:02 AM
My shirt saying “I am buying this ANFO for legitimate reasons” is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Obnoxious rich kid: “Do you know who my dad is?”
Autistic Wikipedia person: “Yes he was a prominent player in the Savings & Loan Crisis”
Autistic Wikipedia person: “Yes he was a prominent player in the Savings & Loan Crisis”
September 8, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Obnoxious rich kid: “Do you know who my dad is?”
Autistic Wikipedia person: “Yes he was a prominent player in the Savings & Loan Crisis”
Autistic Wikipedia person: “Yes he was a prominent player in the Savings & Loan Crisis”
The most fucked up thing about this guy is that he’s statistically most likely to be from Cincinnati, Ohio
September 7, 2023 at 11:12 AM
The most fucked up thing about this guy is that he’s statistically most likely to be from Cincinnati, Ohio
Date needed for Jimmy Buffett’s funeral: must look good in Hawaiian shirt
September 6, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Date needed for Jimmy Buffett’s funeral: must look good in Hawaiian shirt
Going to Burning Man, not knowing I’m signing up for a Faulkner-esque travail in order to make it back to civilization
September 6, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Going to Burning Man, not knowing I’m signing up for a Faulkner-esque travail in order to make it back to civilization
No fate worse than being someone who knows too much about Disney but swears they aren’t a Disney adult
August 22, 2023 at 6:51 PM
No fate worse than being someone who knows too much about Disney but swears they aren’t a Disney adult
I am about to go to Jungle Jim’s, the greatest ambassador of American capitalism I have ever seen. There will be pictures to follow.
August 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM
I am about to go to Jungle Jim’s, the greatest ambassador of American capitalism I have ever seen. There will be pictures to follow.
🎵 O-o-o-Ozempic! 🎵
August 13, 2023 at 6:14 PM
🎵 O-o-o-Ozempic! 🎵
Just gave the generally agreed upon best speech at the rehearsal dinner for the wedding which is really fucked up because 1) I’m autistic 2) I kinda phoned it in
August 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Just gave the generally agreed upon best speech at the rehearsal dinner for the wedding which is really fucked up because 1) I’m autistic 2) I kinda phoned it in
Going to Waffle House, asking the waitress jokingly if they serve pancakes.
She freezes in place for a moment, and then starts sobbing and screaming. The manager comes over and asks me to leave.
She freezes in place for a moment, and then starts sobbing and screaming. The manager comes over and asks me to leave.
August 6, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Going to Waffle House, asking the waitress jokingly if they serve pancakes.
She freezes in place for a moment, and then starts sobbing and screaming. The manager comes over and asks me to leave.
She freezes in place for a moment, and then starts sobbing and screaming. The manager comes over and asks me to leave.
Folks! Folks, the boring libs are saying you have to walk without rhythm to avoid attracting the worm.
*pause*
I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna walk with rhythm. Who wants to see me walk with rhythm?
*crowd roars*
*pause*
I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna walk with rhythm. Who wants to see me walk with rhythm?
*crowd roars*
August 4, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Folks! Folks, the boring libs are saying you have to walk without rhythm to avoid attracting the worm.
*pause*
I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna walk with rhythm. Who wants to see me walk with rhythm?
*crowd roars*
*pause*
I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna walk with rhythm. Who wants to see me walk with rhythm?
*crowd roars*
Looking at a lowbie posting dud after dud: one must imagine Sisyphus happy
August 3, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Looking at a lowbie posting dud after dud: one must imagine Sisyphus happy
Asking the Michelin Man how has time to go to all those restaurants
Hugging the Michelin Man for Michelin
August 3, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Asking the Michelin Man how has time to go to all those restaurants
Going to the Waffle House, asking for pancakes, and a big bouncer comes out from nowhere picks me up and throws me bodily from the establishment
August 3, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Going to the Waffle House, asking for pancakes, and a big bouncer comes out from nowhere picks me up and throws me bodily from the establishment