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@kaptnkey.bsky.social
Absolute buffoon of a human 😹
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I must post my thoughts every 5 seconds or I feel like I dont exist
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Latina of my dreams won’t find me until I get a shiny living pokemon dex
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
HE IS SUMMFUCKYO HUGE
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My charizard is gonna look comically huge bro charmander is looking crazy
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
HES SUCH A BIG LIL GUY!!!! New team is coming along nicely
December 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Second best starter just dropped lfg
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This game is so freaking silly
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m nothing but a lustful ape kill me now
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got a new job that pays way more and this all happened when I deleted Twitter so guess I’m never coming back to that also did this
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
While I’ve been hunting for a new job which I think I’ll have by next week I’ve been finishing up the list. Personal best for battle amount almost at 1k lmao
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Will any beautiful woman love me or am I gonna die alone
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE HELL IM FREE FROM IT
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have been doing this shiny tyrunt reset for almost a week bruh I got my amaura ON THURSDAY OF LAST WEEK!!! And I still have to do aerodactly !!!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Working from home is sumn else cuz im literally in my underwear and nothing else just taking calls
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Man what the fuck was I posting about in 2023
The food pyramid may have been wrong scientifically but aesthetically speaking it was so right
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Just a whole bunch of shiny lil guys (and emboar)
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I’m only here for perfect knight and posting pokemon
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got that shit on
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have my case and stuff and 7 shinies and none of them are the ones I want
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by key
Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being shy and a lil unorthodox
October 12, 2023 at 2:29 PM
I could be playing pokemon rn but im still waiting for my switch 2 case and screen protector to come in…
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Came back to say I finished reading all of berserk and it changed my life..
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me right after I send the riskiest text of my life
June 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Still don’t feel safe but they left for a time at least.
You have got to be flarking kidding me there’s no way this crazy cuckoo ass mf found me on this app, like you gotta be kidding me. You know the drills those who are used to the craziness just block and move on.
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Whatever it’s over I’m done.
June 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM