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Absolute buffoon of a human 😹
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We getting rejected all 2026 send me the hottest girl im shooting my shot 🗣️🗣️
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Not many people will see this but I wanted to share this post. Shits insane how terrible the world is man.
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I must post my thoughts every 5 seconds or I feel like I dont exist
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Latina of my dreams won’t find me until I get a shiny living pokemon dex
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
HE IS SUMMFUCKYO HUGE
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My charizard is gonna look comically huge bro charmander is looking crazy
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
HES SUCH A BIG LIL GUY!!!! New team is coming along nicely
December 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Second best starter just dropped lfg
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This game is so freaking silly
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m nothing but a lustful ape kill me now
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got a new job that pays way more and this all happened when I deleted Twitter so guess I’m never coming back to that also did this
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
While I’ve been hunting for a new job which I think I’ll have by next week I’ve been finishing up the list. Personal best for battle amount almost at 1k lmao
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Will any beautiful woman love me or am I gonna die alone
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE HELL IM FREE FROM IT
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have been doing this shiny tyrunt reset for almost a week bruh I got my amaura ON THURSDAY OF LAST WEEK!!! And I still have to do aerodactly !!!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Working from home is sumn else cuz im literally in my underwear and nothing else just taking calls
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Man what the fuck was I posting about in 2023
The food pyramid may have been wrong scientifically but aesthetically speaking it was so right
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Just a whole bunch of shiny lil guys (and emboar)
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I’m only here for perfect knight and posting pokemon
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Got that shit on
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have my case and stuff and 7 shinies and none of them are the ones I want
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being shy and a lil unorthodox
October 12, 2023 at 2:29 PM
I could be playing pokemon rn but im still waiting for my switch 2 case and screen protector to come in…
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Came back to say I finished reading all of berserk and it changed my life..
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me right after I send the riskiest text of my life
June 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM