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apothecarius.bsky.social
@apothecarius.bsky.social
Young Professional, Old Poster. 26.

On the website formerly known as twitter @BearlyExistent
Fink Bartondale
September 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
December 14, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Key I regret to inform you this white woman doesn’t love you, or at least doesn’t love me as an intermediary
October 17, 2023 at 2:00 AM
🚫⛔️🤬🤬🤬
October 15, 2023 at 10:47 PM
my body dysmorphia makes me believe I look like this
October 15, 2023 at 12:16 AM
The most fucked up thing about this guy is that he’s statistically most likely to be from Cincinnati, Ohio
September 7, 2023 at 11:12 AM
The health food section
August 21, 2023 at 4:32 PM
This is the display for the soda aisle, it plays Michael Jackson and Jackson 5 songs randomly.
August 21, 2023 at 4:28 PM
They have themed sections for each country. For example, here is Mexico.
August 21, 2023 at 4:18 PM
There is a large international section, the largest part of the store, that literally goes beyond the range of my camera to sufficiently visualize
August 21, 2023 at 4:14 PM
The display above is in the candy section (which is as large as a regular candy store) and sings Elvis songs. The display pictured below sings Beach Boy songs and I never understood how they got the rights to do this.
August 21, 2023 at 4:06 PM
August 21, 2023 at 4:01 PM
August 21, 2023 at 3:59 PM
The listless empty stare of the Teletubbies chewtoy
August 21, 2023 at 3:53 PM
August 21, 2023 at 3:50 PM
🎵 O-o-o-Ozempic! 🎵
August 13, 2023 at 6:14 PM
:)
August 6, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Folks! Folks, the boring libs are saying you have to walk without rhythm to avoid attracting the worm.

*pause*

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna walk with rhythm. Who wants to see me walk with rhythm?

*crowd roars*
August 4, 2023 at 3:38 PM
August 3, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Oh haha this? This is just the room where me and the fellas hang. The man cave, you know.

The room:
August 2, 2023 at 5:42 PM
August 2, 2023 at 5:34 PM