Apocalypse & Avocados
@apocandavocados.bsky.social
Apocalypse & Avocados: Three queer millennials tackle the hellscape that is adulthood with humor, trauma, and overpriced toast. New episodes every Monday!
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LISTEN, SUBSCRIBE, & FOLLOW US :)
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#ApocalypseAndAvocados
The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. New episodes will drop on TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS going forward. So get your backlog ready! player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#WaitingMode #NewEpisodeDay #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#WaitingMode #NewEpisodeDay #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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September 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. New episodes will drop on TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS going forward. So get your backlog ready! player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#WaitingMode #NewEpisodeDay #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#WaitingMode #NewEpisodeDay #ApocalypseAndAvocados
We're asking the hard-hitting questions. Is time a fake social construct?
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#TimeIsFake #BigQuestions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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#TimeIsFake #BigQuestions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We're asking the hard-hitting questions. Is time a fake social construct?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TimeIsFake #BigQuestions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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#TimeIsFake #BigQuestions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
The hosts talk about the sheer exhaustion that comes after a small, dreaded appointment. What's your go-to decompression ritual after a stressful meeting? What do you do to 'reset' your brain?
#Decompression #TheVoid #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#Decompression #TheVoid #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The hosts talk about the sheer exhaustion that comes after a small, dreaded appointment. What's your go-to decompression ritual after a stressful meeting? What do you do to 'reset' your brain?
#Decompression #TheVoid #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#Decompression #TheVoid #ApocalypseAndAvocados
The hosts talk about the 'Sims Theory' of waiting mode: your brain is a sim that can't move until the action is canceled. What's the last time your brain got stuck like a sim? player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#SimsTheory #MentalHealth #BlueskyPods
#SimsTheory #MentalHealth #BlueskyPods
August 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The hosts talk about the 'Sims Theory' of waiting mode: your brain is a sim that can't move until the action is canceled. What's the last time your brain got stuck like a sim? player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#SimsTheory #MentalHealth #BlueskyPods
#SimsTheory #MentalHealth #BlueskyPods
The landlord call is at 1 PM... so my brain is just useless until then.
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
August 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The landlord call is at 1 PM... so my brain is just useless until then.
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. If you are currently sitting on your couch, unable to move because you have to pick up takeout in three hours, reply with an emoji. We see you.
#WaitingMode #BlueSpiral #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#WaitingMode #BlueSpiral #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The podcast is back, and the topic is 'Waiting Mode'. The hosts claim 'we are you'. If you are currently sitting on your couch, unable to move because you have to pick up takeout in three hours, reply with an emoji. We see you.
#WaitingMode #BlueSpiral #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#WaitingMode #BlueSpiral #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Don’t trust anyone who thinks pranks count as a fucking personality.
#PersonalityDisorder #PrankCulture #SavageSolutions
#PersonalityDisorder #PrankCulture #SavageSolutions
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Don’t trust anyone who thinks pranks count as a fucking personality.
#PersonalityDisorder #PrankCulture #SavageSolutions
#PersonalityDisorder #PrankCulture #SavageSolutions
We're not saying the babysitter did it, but she was the last one there and she's asking for advice. Just saying. What's your conspiracy theory?
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We're not saying the babysitter did it, but she was the last one there and she's asking for advice. Just saying. What's your conspiracy theory?
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#BabysitterTheories #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Final call: We need a ruling. Is a dildo in the ass of a dead woman in a ditch a prank, an alibi, or just an average Tuesday night?
#BabysitterDilemma #TrueCrime #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#BabysitterDilemma #TrueCrime #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Final call: We need a ruling. Is a dildo in the ass of a dead woman in a ditch a prank, an alibi, or just an average Tuesday night?
#BabysitterDilemma #TrueCrime #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#BabysitterDilemma #TrueCrime #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Okay, Bluesky, let's talk about the ex. Is it wrong to make a fake Insta to stalk them?
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Okay, Bluesky, let's talk about the ex. Is it wrong to make a fake Insta to stalk them?
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
The algorithm hits different after 9 PM. Suddenly my podcast app knows I need chaos, spirals, and questionable life choices. What weird rabbit holes has your night-mode listening taken you down? Screenshots of your 2 AM "Recently Played" welcomed. Listen to The Latest Episode:https://buff.ly/SzBSpMU
August 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The algorithm hits different after 9 PM. Suddenly my podcast app knows I need chaos, spirals, and questionable life choices. What weird rabbit holes has your night-mode listening taken you down? Screenshots of your 2 AM "Recently Played" welcomed. Listen to The Latest Episode:https://buff.ly/SzBSpMU
Welcome to the queue shame circle. This is a safe space... to get absolutely roasted for your listening habits. Share your most overdue episode and we'll collectively judge you with love. Bonus: Screenshot your "Started but never finished" folder. Listen to the Latest: buff.ly/SzBSpMU #QueueShame
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Welcome to the queue shame circle. This is a safe space... to get absolutely roasted for your listening habits. Share your most overdue episode and we'll collectively judge you with love. Bonus: Screenshot your "Started but never finished" folder. Listen to the Latest: buff.ly/SzBSpMU #QueueShame
Is anyone else STILL convinced they saw Peter at a sober brunch? Vote “yes” with a 😂 or admit your own favorite fake memory from the pod.
August 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is anyone else STILL convinced they saw Peter at a sober brunch? Vote “yes” with a 😂 or admit your own favorite fake memory from the pod.
I definitely faked it through a whole meme argument because I was two episodes behind.
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
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#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
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#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
August 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I definitely faked it through a whole meme argument because I was two episodes behind.
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
🍳 Tuesday queue roll call:
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🍳 Tuesday queue roll call:
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Forecast for the group chat: 99% chance someone’s about to restart the Monopoly monocle debate—with “proof.”
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Forecast for the group chat: 99% chance someone’s about to restart the Monopoly monocle debate—with “proof.”
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
Bluesky confession: I still think Queen Latifah came out on a beach and the Fruit of the Loom logo had a cornucopia.
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bluesky confession: I still think Queen Latifah came out on a beach and the Fruit of the Loom logo had a cornucopia.
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Quick poll for the nerds:
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
August 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Quick poll for the nerds:
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
Tag your gaslight buddy—the one who still corrects everyone about Cheez-It vs Cheez-Its, and insists brunch memory is a construct.
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tag your gaslight buddy—the one who still corrects everyone about Cheez-It vs Cheez-Its, and insists brunch memory is a construct.
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Monday mood: That moment you realize literally everyone remembers “Luke, I am your father”—and we’re all wrong.
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Monday mood: That moment you realize literally everyone remembers “Luke, I am your father”—and we’re all wrong.
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
New episode is LIVE: If you remember Peter sober at brunch, or Pikachu with a black tail—congrats, reality is officially optional.
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
New episode is LIVE: If you remember Peter sober at brunch, or Pikachu with a black tail—congrats, reality is officially optional.
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
Sunday vibes check, Bluesky fam: How's your Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up before tomorrow's chaos? Confession time—how many episodes behind? No shame, just solidarity (and mild panic). Building my "procrastinators anonymous" starter pack. #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #ProcrastinatorsUnite
August 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sunday vibes check, Bluesky fam: How's your Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up before tomorrow's chaos? Confession time—how many episodes behind? No shame, just solidarity (and mild panic). Building my "procrastinators anonymous" starter pack. #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #ProcrastinatorsUnite
PSA: If you haven’t shared today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop in your Bluesky feed, you risk being the last chaos crew member to know.
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
August 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
PSA: If you haven’t shared today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop in your Bluesky feed, you risk being the last chaos crew member to know.
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
How do you doomsday listen?
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
August 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How do you doomsday listen?
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles