Apocalypse & Avocados
@apocandavocados.bsky.social
Apocalypse & Avocados: Three queer millennials tackle the hellscape that is adulthood with humor, trauma, and overpriced toast. New episodes every Monday!
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LISTEN, SUBSCRIBE, & FOLLOW US :)
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The landlord call is at 1 PM... so my brain is just useless until then.
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
August 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The landlord call is at 1 PM... so my brain is just useless until then.
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
#LandlordCall #ParalyzingAnxiety #SavageSolutions
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Okay, Bluesky, let's talk about the ex. Is it wrong to make a fake Insta to stalk them?
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Okay, Bluesky, let's talk about the ex. Is it wrong to make a fake Insta to stalk them?
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados
The algorithm hits different after 9 PM. Suddenly my podcast app knows I need chaos, spirals, and questionable life choices. What weird rabbit holes has your night-mode listening taken you down? Screenshots of your 2 AM "Recently Played" welcomed. Listen to The Latest Episode:https://buff.ly/SzBSpMU
August 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The algorithm hits different after 9 PM. Suddenly my podcast app knows I need chaos, spirals, and questionable life choices. What weird rabbit holes has your night-mode listening taken you down? Screenshots of your 2 AM "Recently Played" welcomed. Listen to The Latest Episode:https://buff.ly/SzBSpMU
Welcome to the queue shame circle. This is a safe space... to get absolutely roasted for your listening habits. Share your most overdue episode and we'll collectively judge you with love. Bonus: Screenshot your "Started but never finished" folder. Listen to the Latest: buff.ly/SzBSpMU #QueueShame
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Welcome to the queue shame circle. This is a safe space... to get absolutely roasted for your listening habits. Share your most overdue episode and we'll collectively judge you with love. Bonus: Screenshot your "Started but never finished" folder. Listen to the Latest: buff.ly/SzBSpMU #QueueShame
Is anyone else STILL convinced they saw Peter at a sober brunch? Vote “yes” with a 😂 or admit your own favorite fake memory from the pod.
August 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is anyone else STILL convinced they saw Peter at a sober brunch? Vote “yes” with a 😂 or admit your own favorite fake memory from the pod.
I definitely faked it through a whole meme argument because I was two episodes behind.
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
August 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I definitely faked it through a whole meme argument because I was two episodes behind.
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
What’s your most embarrassingly overdue listen, and did your friends call you out?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ChaosConfession #BlueSpiral #QueerPodcasts
🍳 Tuesday queue roll call:
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🍳 Tuesday queue roll call:
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Which episode are you...actually on, and what’s the most chaotic group chat moment you missed?
Own it, tag a pal who’s ignoring their backlog, and let’s spiral together.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#TuesdayQueue #BlueskyPods #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Forecast for the group chat: 99% chance someone’s about to restart the Monopoly monocle debate—with “proof.”
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Forecast for the group chat: 99% chance someone’s about to restart the Monopoly monocle debate—with “proof.”
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
Screenshot your wildest memory and tag #MandelaBsky!
Prize: eternal Bluesky validation + possible episode shoutout.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
Bluesky confession: I still think Queen Latifah came out on a beach and the Fruit of the Loom logo had a cornucopia.
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bluesky confession: I still think Queen Latifah came out on a beach and the Fruit of the Loom logo had a cornucopia.
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Is it just me, or did we collectively gaslight ourselves into a parallel brunch universe?
buff.ly/SzBSpMU
#MandelaConfessions #FediverseFeels #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Quick poll for the nerds:
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
August 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Quick poll for the nerds:
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
Which Mandela Effect is officially the most chaotic?
A) Kit-Kat hyphen
B) Pikachu’s tail
C) Monopoly monocle
D) "Luke, I am your father"
Vote and tell the group the Mandela that triggered the last debate meltdown!
Tag your gaslight buddy—the one who still corrects everyone about Cheez-It vs Cheez-Its, and insists brunch memory is a construct.
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tag your gaslight buddy—the one who still corrects everyone about Cheez-It vs Cheez-Its, and insists brunch memory is a construct.
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Extra love if your whole feed joins the roast.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#GroupGaslight #QueerPodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados
Monday mood: That moment you realize literally everyone remembers “Luke, I am your father”—and we’re all wrong.
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Monday mood: That moment you realize literally everyone remembers “Luke, I am your father”—and we’re all wrong.
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
(Why is group memory so unhinged?)
New episode is LIVE: If you remember Peter sober at brunch, or Pikachu with a black tail—congrats, reality is officially optional.
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
New episode is LIVE: If you remember Peter sober at brunch, or Pikachu with a black tail—congrats, reality is officially optional.
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
What’s the one Mandela Effect your queer group chat will fight about all day?
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#MandelaEffect #ApocalypseAndAvocados #MemoryGlitch
Sunday vibes check, Bluesky fam: How's your Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up before tomorrow's chaos? Confession time—how many episodes behind? No shame, just solidarity (and mild panic). Building my "procrastinators anonymous" starter pack. #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #ProcrastinatorsUnite
August 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sunday vibes check, Bluesky fam: How's your Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up before tomorrow's chaos? Confession time—how many episodes behind? No shame, just solidarity (and mild panic). Building my "procrastinators anonymous" starter pack. #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #ProcrastinatorsUnite
PSA: If you haven’t shared today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop in your Bluesky feed, you risk being the last chaos crew member to know.
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
August 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
PSA: If you haven’t shared today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop in your Bluesky feed, you risk being the last chaos crew member to know.
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
QT, tag, and boost the logo or you’re out of the bunker.
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MinisodeDrop #ShareTheLogo
How do you doomsday listen?
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
August 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How do you doomsday listen?
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
☕ Blanket fort, logo mug in hand
🚲 Biking through chaos (logo stickers everywhere)
🏙️ Surviving work (logo on every post-it)
QT this and say where you tune in.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPoll #ListeningStyles
Meme check: Drop your wildest “listening face” to today’s episode in the thread.
Best/weirdest reply gets honorary mascot status (logo included).
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #ChaosCrew #MemeGameStrong
Best/weirdest reply gets honorary mascot status (logo included).
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #ChaosCrew #MemeGameStrong
August 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meme check: Drop your wildest “listening face” to today’s episode in the thread.
Best/weirdest reply gets honorary mascot status (logo included).
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #ChaosCrew #MemeGameStrong
Best/weirdest reply gets honorary mascot status (logo included).
player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae3...
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #ChaosCrew #MemeGameStrong
Brand new Apocalypse & Avocados episode just dropped.
If you’re already listening, smash that reply. If you’re not, you’ve got till spoilers hit your DMs.
Is it chaos? Of course. Is the logo everywhere? Absolutely.
buff.ly/8nC5DFi
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts #ThursdayDrop
If you’re already listening, smash that reply. If you’re not, you’ve got till spoilers hit your DMs.
Is it chaos? Of course. Is the logo everywhere? Absolutely.
buff.ly/8nC5DFi
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts #ThursdayDrop
August 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Brand new Apocalypse & Avocados episode just dropped.
If you’re already listening, smash that reply. If you’re not, you’ve got till spoilers hit your DMs.
Is it chaos? Of course. Is the logo everywhere? Absolutely.
buff.ly/8nC5DFi
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts #ThursdayDrop
If you’re already listening, smash that reply. If you’re not, you’ve got till spoilers hit your DMs.
Is it chaos? Of course. Is the logo everywhere? Absolutely.
buff.ly/8nC5DFi
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts #ThursdayDrop
You haven’t really lived until you’ve survived a Wednesday dose of Peter’s Savage Solutions.
Share, repost, or risk being next in the Hot Seat. 💀
player.captivate.fm/episode/9429...
#PetersSavageSolutions #MinisodeFOMO #BlueskyNight
Share, repost, or risk being next in the Hot Seat. 💀
player.captivate.fm/episode/9429...
#PetersSavageSolutions #MinisodeFOMO #BlueskyNight
August 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You haven’t really lived until you’ve survived a Wednesday dose of Peter’s Savage Solutions.
Share, repost, or risk being next in the Hot Seat. 💀
player.captivate.fm/episode/9429...
#PetersSavageSolutions #MinisodeFOMO #BlueskyNight
Share, repost, or risk being next in the Hot Seat. 💀
player.captivate.fm/episode/9429...
#PetersSavageSolutions #MinisodeFOMO #BlueskyNight
Who in your timeline is most roastworthy for Peter’s Savage Solutions?
👉 Your bestie
👉 Your ex
👉 Yourself (let’s be real)
Tag & call them in. The truth will set you free.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BlueskyPoll #TagYourChaos
👉 Your bestie
👉 Your ex
👉 Yourself (let’s be real)
Tag & call them in. The truth will set you free.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BlueskyPoll #TagYourChaos
August 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Who in your timeline is most roastworthy for Peter’s Savage Solutions?
👉 Your bestie
👉 Your ex
👉 Yourself (let’s be real)
Tag & call them in. The truth will set you free.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BlueskyPoll #TagYourChaos
👉 Your bestie
👉 Your ex
👉 Yourself (let’s be real)
Tag & call them in. The truth will set you free.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BlueskyPoll #TagYourChaos
Drop a wild question or story—Peter’s hunting the messiest dilemmas for next week’s Savage Solutions.
Warning: The roast is real.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BrutalHonesty #BlueskyThreads
Warning: The roast is real.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BrutalHonesty #BlueskyThreads
August 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Drop a wild question or story—Peter’s hunting the messiest dilemmas for next week’s Savage Solutions.
Warning: The roast is real.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BrutalHonesty #BlueskyThreads
Warning: The roast is real.
#PetersSavageSolutions #BrutalHonesty #BlueskyThreads
Peter’s Savage Solutions just dropped and it’s the podcast equivalent of your most savage friend before coffee. Minisode 1 = all the tough love you dodged in therapy. Who’s brave enough to listen?
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Peter’s Savage Solutions just dropped and it’s the podcast equivalent of your most savage friend before coffee. Minisode 1 = all the tough love you dodged in therapy. Who’s brave enough to listen?
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyPodcasts
Building my Bluesky starter pack but for podcasts that validate your existential dread while making you laugh until you forget about rent prices.
Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 is the gateway drug. Who else belongs on this list?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyStarterPack #ExistentialDreadPods #Podcast
Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 is the gateway drug. Who else belongs on this list?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyStarterPack #ExistentialDreadPods #Podcast
August 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Building my Bluesky starter pack but for podcasts that validate your existential dread while making you laugh until you forget about rent prices.
Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 is the gateway drug. Who else belongs on this list?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyStarterPack #ExistentialDreadPods #Podcast
Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 is the gateway drug. Who else belongs on this list?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BlueskyStarterPack #ExistentialDreadPods #Podcast
Tuesday survival update for the timeline: S2E1 of Apocalypse & Avocados is live and your camera roll anxiety just got validated by three chaotic millennials discussing moisture extraction as a career path.
Wednesday minisode incoming—prepare your group chats accordingly.
#BlueskyPodcast
Wednesday minisode incoming—prepare your group chats accordingly.
#BlueskyPodcast
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Tuesday survival update for the timeline: S2E1 of Apocalypse & Avocados is live and your camera roll anxiety just got validated by three chaotic millennials discussing moisture extraction as a career path.
Wednesday minisode incoming—prepare your group chats accordingly.
#BlueskyPodcast
Wednesday minisode incoming—prepare your group chats accordingly.
#BlueskyPodcast