It’s wild how much of life ends up being lived in ‘waiting mode.’ We hype ourselves up (or stress ourselves out) so much before the thing happens that we barely notice the in-between. Relatable—and kind of messed up that we even dread stuff we want to do. Thanks for putting words to the spiral.

What if your boss is your ex?

What if your boss finds it and thinks your alter-ego is awesome and starts inviting you to work events?

Tag someone whose “wait, did that actually happen?” moment broke the timeline today.

Bluesky bonus—share a group chat screenshot that proves (or disproves) your Mandela memory!