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Here's the 2026 playbook: federalize troops near polling places; send the DOJ to investigate "fraud" before all the votes are counted; send the Marines to seize voting machines; make sure the House GOP refuses to seat Democrats who win.
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Donald Trump’s Plan to Subvert the Midterms Is Already Under Way
Our election system is reaching a breaking point.
www.theatlantic.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Here's the 2026 playbook: federalize troops near polling places; send the DOJ to investigate "fraud" before all the votes are counted; send the Marines to seize voting machines; make sure the House GOP refuses to seat Democrats who win.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
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US spends billions on #AI Tiger tanks. China brings five Shermans at 1/10th the cost. #Deepseek wasn't luck—it's cheaper chips + less energy. You can't financialize physics. Bubble meet pin. Brace. 🐯🇨🇳
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AI – Noise, Signal, Brace. - Blain's Morning Porridge
Is the AI bubble bursting? Who will be the survivors and losers? Or is it more fundamental – US AI firms talk of spending billions, but what is China is doing AI better and cheaper? If China wins the ...
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
US spends billions on #AI Tiger tanks. China brings five Shermans at 1/10th the cost. #Deepseek wasn't luck—it's cheaper chips + less energy. You can't financialize physics. Bubble meet pin. Brace. 🐯🇨🇳
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CEO of #Nvidia, banned from selling chips to China, warns China will develop its own tech stack.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
CEO of #Nvidia, banned from selling chips to China, warns China will develop its own tech stack.
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America is hostage to the two-party system. If you feel compelled to burn something down, start here.
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Opinion | How to Fix America’s Two-Party Problem
Proportional representation could help restore American democracy.
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
America is hostage to the two-party system. If you feel compelled to burn something down, start here.
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"Why veteran Democrats win elections: They outperform non-veteran candidates by 3-8 points with independent voters in competitive districts. They're immune to attacks that sink other Democrats. And they're trusted on national security in ways that reshape entire races."
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🧵 NEW RESEARCH: Why veteran Democrats keep winning competitive races
Clear pattern in the data:
• Ruben Gallego (Marine) outperformed Harris by 8 points in Arizona
• Tim Walz (Army Guard) became VP nominee
• Veterans flipped 41 House seats in 2018
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Clear pattern in the data:
• Ruben Gallego (Marine) outperformed Harris by 8 points in Arizona
• Tim Walz (Army Guard) became VP nominee
• Veterans flipped 41 House seats in 2018
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Veteran Democrat Strategy: How Military Veterans Win Elections
Discover the proven veteran Democrat strategy. VoteVets is recruiting 100+ veteran candidates for 2026 using this electoral playbook that flipped 41 House seats.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Why veteran Democrats win elections: They outperform non-veteran candidates by 3-8 points with independent voters in competitive districts. They're immune to attacks that sink other Democrats. And they're trusted on national security in ways that reshape entire races."
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Hi All, Latest piece out in The Atlantic--Why The US Is On Track To Lose A War With China. The US has failed to understand both power and war for most of the last few decades, and it has left the country able to win battles, but generally lose wars. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The U.S. Is on Track to Lose a War With China
Modern warfare is decided by production capacity and technological mastery, not by individual valor.
www.theatlantic.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Hi All, Latest piece out in The Atlantic--Why The US Is On Track To Lose A War With China. The US has failed to understand both power and war for most of the last few decades, and it has left the country able to win battles, but generally lose wars. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Bezos gutted WaPo's editorial board, installed a Trump-friendly stooge, and now they're lecturing Dems not to fight back against GOP gerrymandering. Nothing says 'defending democracy' like letting it die on principle.
#WashingtonPost #Bezos #Gerrymandering #MediaBias
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#WashingtonPost #Bezos #Gerrymandering #MediaBias
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Opinion | The exploding cigar of mid-decade gerrymandering
Texas Republicans invited partisan warfare. As Virginia follows, the biggest losers will be voters.
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October 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Bezos gutted WaPo's editorial board, installed a Trump-friendly stooge, and now they're lecturing Dems not to fight back against GOP gerrymandering. Nothing says 'defending democracy' like letting it die on principle.
#WashingtonPost #Bezos #Gerrymandering #MediaBias
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#WashingtonPost #Bezos #Gerrymandering #MediaBias
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Former President of the European Central Bank Mario Draghi says the EU is “struggling to respond to the changing world order…our governance has not changed for many years.”
He called for a new “pragmatic federalism” to tackle Europe’s economic, security, and political challenges.
He called for a new “pragmatic federalism” to tackle Europe’s economic, security, and political challenges.
Draghi pushes ‘pragmatic federalism’ to get Europe out of its predicament
The EU is now “faced with protectionism and unilateral action” and the “return of hard military power,” Draghi said, arguing that the EU is not equipped to address these cha…
www.politico.eu
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Former President of the European Central Bank Mario Draghi says the EU is “struggling to respond to the changing world order…our governance has not changed for many years.”
He called for a new “pragmatic federalism” to tackle Europe’s economic, security, and political challenges.
He called for a new “pragmatic federalism” to tackle Europe’s economic, security, and political challenges.
"Trump #sanctions are not aimed at the Russian oil industry overall, they seem aimed overwhelmingly at small facilities that have already been attacked by the Ukrainians."
#ForeignPolicy #SpinCycle #ApeShitNews
Someone should tell @peterzeihan.bsky.social
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#ForeignPolicy #SpinCycle #ApeShitNews
Someone should tell @peterzeihan.bsky.social
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Weekend Update #156: Sanctions, Sanctions, Sanctions?
Ukrainian Ranged Sanctions are far more Effective, Russian Advances in October
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October 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"Trump #sanctions are not aimed at the Russian oil industry overall, they seem aimed overwhelmingly at small facilities that have already been attacked by the Ukrainians."
#ForeignPolicy #SpinCycle #ApeShitNews
Someone should tell @peterzeihan.bsky.social
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#ForeignPolicy #SpinCycle #ApeShitNews
Someone should tell @peterzeihan.bsky.social
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Just lay back and think of the Epstein Ballroom
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White House says October inflation data unlikely to be released next month
The White House said on Friday it had learned there likely will not be a release of inflation data next month due to the U.S. government shutdown, which could leave a gap in a data series stretching back more than a century.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Just lay back and think of the Epstein Ballroom
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Now that Americans voted to demolish the White House, the Constitution, and the Rule of Law, I propose a new motto to better fit our current status: Land of the Cuck, Home of the Slave.
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Now that Americans voted to demolish the White House, the Constitution, and the Rule of Law, I propose a new motto to better fit our current status: Land of the Cuck, Home of the Slave.
I'm so grateful Americans had the sense to elect a *businessman* instead of that colored lady.
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US hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic
The U.S. government's gross national debt has surpassed $38 trillion during the federal shutdown, marking a record high.
apnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm so grateful Americans had the sense to elect a *businessman* instead of that colored lady.
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Wanna see a MAGAt squirm?
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Former US president Ronald Reagan FULL 1987 speech on tariffs and free trade
YouTube video by Global News
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October 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Wanna see a MAGAt squirm?
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@peterzeihan.bsky.social this reality sandwich: Trump+Putin BFF
When you hear from Washington that a certain issue is “under review” it usually means it’s dead. People should admit the whole Tomahawks to Ukraine discussion was one long fraud that has gone on for almost 4 months. www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...
NATO secretary general says provision of Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine still "under review" by Trump
NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte has said that the decision to provide Ukraine with specific types of weapons is entirely up to each individual ally and noted that the provision of Tomahawk missiles ...
www.pravda.com.ua
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@peterzeihan.bsky.social this reality sandwich: Trump+Putin BFF
EU first, muthafucca
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A BIG Step Towards a Federal & Enlarged Europe?
YouTube video by EU Made Simple
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October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
EU first, muthafucca
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President Manbaby Vulva Neck has cut off trade negotiations with Canada because they played clips of Ronald Reagan warning against the indiscriminate use of tariffs.
October 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
President Manbaby Vulva Neck has cut off trade negotiations with Canada because they played clips of Ronald Reagan warning against the indiscriminate use of tariffs.
"what If I were to tell you that what actually happened yesterday was that the sanctions that could really damage the Russian economy were put off for at least the next four weeks and even then no commitment was made to implement them...." #Russia #sanctions
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The New US Sanctions Move Actually Protects Russia For Now
Think Four Weeks, Not Two
open.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"what If I were to tell you that what actually happened yesterday was that the sanctions that could really damage the Russian economy were put off for at least the next four weeks and even then no commitment was made to implement them...." #Russia #sanctions
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Trump Aims His Wrecking Ball at America's Architectural Legacy
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#ArchitecturalAssault #HistoricPreservation #WhiteHouseWreckingBall #DemocracyWatch #ApeShitNews
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#ArchitecturalAssault #HistoricPreservation #WhiteHouseWreckingBall #DemocracyWatch #ApeShitNews
From the Roosevelts to the Kennedys: A Look Back at the White House East Wing
www.nytimes.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Trump Aims His Wrecking Ball at America's Architectural Legacy
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/u...
#ArchitecturalAssault #HistoricPreservation #WhiteHouseWreckingBall #DemocracyWatch #ApeShitNews
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#ArchitecturalAssault #HistoricPreservation #WhiteHouseWreckingBall #DemocracyWatch #ApeShitNews
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons
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It looks even worse by video 😢
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It looks even worse by video 😢
Tearing apart "the people's house". This is what you voted for, America: to choke on your own vomit.
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White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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October 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Tearing apart "the people's house". This is what you voted for, America: to choke on your own vomit.
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Thank Christmas *Epoch Times* is on the case 😂
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October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Thank Christmas *Epoch Times* is on the case 😂
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I dont think this story is getting enough attention. China has put rigid controls on the supply of rare earth metals to the USA, but after a little tantrum, Trump has been left pretending its no big deal. He has already weakened the US so much, he has few options. finance.yahoo.com/news/china-f...
China Flexes Superpower Status Using Rare Earths in Global Supply Chain Grab
The rules announced last week require overseas companies to obtain Chinese government approval before exporting products containing even trace amounts of certain rare earths that originated in China. ...
finance.yahoo.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I dont think this story is getting enough attention. China has put rigid controls on the supply of rare earth metals to the USA, but after a little tantrum, Trump has been left pretending its no big deal. He has already weakened the US so much, he has few options. finance.yahoo.com/news/china-f...