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#AI #Geopolitics #Satire #Irony #JustWhatDoYouThinkYoureDoingDave
#AI #Geopolitics #Satire #Irony #JustWhatDoYouThinkYoureDoingDave
Thank Christmas *Epoch Times* is on the case 😂
@robertrapier.bsky.social
@robertrapier.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Thank Christmas *Epoch Times* is on the case 😂
@robertrapier.bsky.social
@robertrapier.bsky.social
American Sturm und Drang: Coming Soon to a 7-11 Near You
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wapo.st/46Trgrt
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
American Sturm und Drang: Coming Soon to a 7-11 Near You
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"No health regulators recognize ageing as a medical condition, and there are no generally accepted biological indicators. This makes it impossible to design clinical trials that have the treatment of ageing as their main goal."
(I WANT MORE LIFE, FUCKER)
www.ft.com/content/16d6...
(I WANT MORE LIFE, FUCKER)
www.ft.com/content/16d6...
September 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
"No health regulators recognize ageing as a medical condition, and there are no generally accepted biological indicators. This makes it impossible to design clinical trials that have the treatment of ageing as their main goal."
(I WANT MORE LIFE, FUCKER)
www.ft.com/content/16d6...
(I WANT MORE LIFE, FUCKER)
www.ft.com/content/16d6...
On his death in 814, #Charlemagne willed his kingdom divided into three, 1/3rd to each of his sons. When the sons died, their kingdoms were likewise divided, down to the last generation, until nothing was left. Way to think ahead, Chuck. 🙄@theresthistory.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWp...
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
On his death in 814, #Charlemagne willed his kingdom divided into three, 1/3rd to each of his sons. When the sons died, their kingdoms were likewise divided, down to the last generation, until nothing was left. Way to think ahead, Chuck. 🙄@theresthistory.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWp...
Power of Siberia 2 #pipeline is expected to be operational by the early 2030x. It will replace >50% of Europe's pre-war consumption of Russian gas. LNG suppliers in Australia, Qatar, & the US will compete with Russia to fill Chinese gas demand. Oh, and China dominates EVs.
www.ft.com/content/52d3...
www.ft.com/content/52d3...
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Power of Siberia 2 #pipeline is expected to be operational by the early 2030x. It will replace >50% of Europe's pre-war consumption of Russian gas. LNG suppliers in Australia, Qatar, & the US will compete with Russia to fill Chinese gas demand. Oh, and China dominates EVs.
www.ft.com/content/52d3...
www.ft.com/content/52d3...
Good morning, Vietnam!
September 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Good morning, Vietnam!
Just pretend.
"Strategic platform promoting confident, assertive Democratic candidates with strong leadership personas to win competitive electoral districts."
"Strategic platform promoting confident, assertive Democratic candidates with strong leadership personas to win competitive electoral districts."
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just pretend.
"Strategic platform promoting confident, assertive Democratic candidates with strong leadership personas to win competitive electoral districts."
"Strategic platform promoting confident, assertive Democratic candidates with strong leadership personas to win competitive electoral districts."
Item: Trump Fires Labor Statistics Chief After Embarrassing Jobs Report
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Relevant quote from the criminally insane Captain Garth, #StarTrek (1966) - S03E14 Whom Gods Destroy
#RemoveThisAnimal!
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Relevant quote from the criminally insane Captain Garth, #StarTrek (1966) - S03E14 Whom Gods Destroy
#RemoveThisAnimal!
August 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Item: Trump Fires Labor Statistics Chief After Embarrassing Jobs Report
wapo.st/4lXPibh
Relevant quote from the criminally insane Captain Garth, #StarTrek (1966) - S03E14 Whom Gods Destroy
#RemoveThisAnimal!
wapo.st/4lXPibh
Relevant quote from the criminally insane Captain Garth, #StarTrek (1966) - S03E14 Whom Gods Destroy
#RemoveThisAnimal!
July 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
After my latest "conversation" with #Claude.ai, I flashed on this scene from #THX1138. Note the "ghost in the machine" is a lizard with some weird antennae 😆. #GeorgeLucas was a brilliant grad student. #WorkHard #IncreaseProduction #PreventAccidents #BeHappy 🤣
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Yk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Yk...
July 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
After my latest "conversation" with #Claude.ai, I flashed on this scene from #THX1138. Note the "ghost in the machine" is a lizard with some weird antennae 😆. #GeorgeLucas was a brilliant grad student. #WorkHard #IncreaseProduction #PreventAccidents #BeHappy 🤣
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Yk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Yk...
The chyron reads: "Italy to issue 500,000 non-EU work visas... PM MELONI ACCUSED OF HYPOCRISY OVER PLAN"
All-cap accusations over facts in small-cap. That's some finger-clicking provocation right there. A reminder that news corps don't do news & have no obligation to regulate your intake of "news."
All-cap accusations over facts in small-cap. That's some finger-clicking provocation right there. A reminder that news corps don't do news & have no obligation to regulate your intake of "news."
July 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The chyron reads: "Italy to issue 500,000 non-EU work visas... PM MELONI ACCUSED OF HYPOCRISY OVER PLAN"
All-cap accusations over facts in small-cap. That's some finger-clicking provocation right there. A reminder that news corps don't do news & have no obligation to regulate your intake of "news."
All-cap accusations over facts in small-cap. That's some finger-clicking provocation right there. A reminder that news corps don't do news & have no obligation to regulate your intake of "news."
This is your brain on MAGA
May 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is your brain on MAGA
My gmail has another year to go.
May 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My gmail has another year to go.
In bizarre press conference, Trump and Vance claim Penguin has no cards, gambling with World War III
April 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
In bizarre press conference, Trump and Vance claim Penguin has no cards, gambling with World War III
"Trump’s presidency is a break-the-glass emergency for those who believe liberal democracy is under attack. In red state Senate races, their options are to support Democrats and lose almost certainly or do something different."
www.thebulwark.com/p/democrats-...
www.thebulwark.com/p/democrats-...
March 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Trump’s presidency is a break-the-glass emergency for those who believe liberal democracy is under attack. In red state Senate races, their options are to support Democrats and lose almost certainly or do something different."
www.thebulwark.com/p/democrats-...
www.thebulwark.com/p/democrats-...
Thursday's Daily Star Says It All: Trump is #Putin'sPoodle
February 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thursday's Daily Star Says It All: Trump is #Putin'sPoodle
"Thiel, Sacks, and Soon-Shiong are from apartheid South Africa too. They're mad that they're hyper-racist playground is gone and they want to rebuild it here. Resist."
February 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"Thiel, Sacks, and Soon-Shiong are from apartheid South Africa too. They're mad that they're hyper-racist playground is gone and they want to rebuild it here. Resist."
"Why is Elon so obsessed with USAID, a relatively small agency mostly known for saving starving kids and such?
"It's because USAID played a significant role in the fall of apartheid South Africa. The country where he grew up is gone forever, and he wants vengeance."
"It's because USAID played a significant role in the fall of apartheid South Africa. The country where he grew up is gone forever, and he wants vengeance."
February 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
"Why is Elon so obsessed with USAID, a relatively small agency mostly known for saving starving kids and such?
"It's because USAID played a significant role in the fall of apartheid South Africa. The country where he grew up is gone forever, and he wants vengeance."
"It's because USAID played a significant role in the fall of apartheid South Africa. The country where he grew up is gone forever, and he wants vengeance."
Trump voters got a quick return on their investment
February 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Trump voters got a quick return on their investment
"What's it going to be Canada? Anschluss or Lebensraum?" 🤣🤣🤣
@robertrapier.bsky.social
@robertrapier.bsky.social
January 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"What's it going to be Canada? Anschluss or Lebensraum?" 🤣🤣🤣
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