Apache
@apacheflame.bsky.social
Professional computer botherer
Archery tryhard
Archery tryhard
Had a lovely chat about archery and where people who have transitioned can and should compete. The guidance is not perfect, but more progressive than most sport.
To make it perfectly clear: Trans men are men. Trans women are women.
To make it perfectly clear: Trans men are men. Trans women are women.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Had a lovely chat about archery and where people who have transitioned can and should compete. The guidance is not perfect, but more progressive than most sport.
To make it perfectly clear: Trans men are men. Trans women are women.
To make it perfectly clear: Trans men are men. Trans women are women.
There are fewer more joyous moments in life than watch someone experience Rocky Horror for the first time
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There are fewer more joyous moments in life than watch someone experience Rocky Horror for the first time
Really enjoyable short story. Im a bit Scalzi fanboy anyway, but this was a lovely take on time travelling. Malcolm Hillgartner did a great job with the narration on audible, too.
To the person whose post I can no longer find who asked why I chose Amazon to publish my short story 3 Days, 9 Months, 27 Years: It was the other way around, Amazon asked me to write the story for an anthology they were publishing, and then paid me what I consider an acceptable rate for it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Really enjoyable short story. Im a bit Scalzi fanboy anyway, but this was a lovely take on time travelling. Malcolm Hillgartner did a great job with the narration on audible, too.
This week, I will mostly be fan-girling over sumo. The torikumi for day 1 of the London tournament
is out and the final match is Onosato Vs Ura!
is out and the final match is Onosato Vs Ura!
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October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This week, I will mostly be fan-girling over sumo. The torikumi for day 1 of the London tournament
is out and the final match is Onosato Vs Ura!
is out and the final match is Onosato Vs Ura!
I had a dentist appointment earlier lasting 7 minutes, costing £400. I was well aware of the costs beforehand, and were justified, but fuck me did it still feel bad.
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had a dentist appointment earlier lasting 7 minutes, costing £400. I was well aware of the costs beforehand, and were justified, but fuck me did it still feel bad.
Gearing up for the sumo tournament in London. Do I get a radio? Or a program? Or book a table for food beforehand?Then I rememberd I haven't booked a hotel yet...
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Gearing up for the sumo tournament in London. Do I get a radio? Or a program? Or book a table for food beforehand?Then I rememberd I haven't booked a hotel yet...
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In His House at C'rinkley Bottom Dead Blobbthulhu waits dreaming, yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In His House at C'rinkley Bottom Dead Blobbthulhu waits dreaming, yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.
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I mean, "unique hats" are kind of a "fantasy author" thing; you got George, and Terry Pratchett had his, and even Steven Brust has that going for him, I think if you're a science fiction author you're limited to a beanie with a propeller on top
Might I suggest a unique hat that is underutilized in today's fashions?
August 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I mean, "unique hats" are kind of a "fantasy author" thing; you got George, and Terry Pratchett had his, and even Steven Brust has that going for him, I think if you're a science fiction author you're limited to a beanie with a propeller on top
Make a band food:
The Byrds Custard
The Byrds Custard
Make a band food:
C.R.È.M.E Brûlée
C.R.È.M.E Brûlée
Make a band food:
Guns ‘N’ Rouxes
Guns ‘N’ Rouxes
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Make a band food:
The Byrds Custard
The Byrds Custard
I had some bubble tea today, with the nice tapioca boba. For the rest of the day I've had this little gem, curtesy of @brainmage.bsky.social:
Why do they call it kidney stones and not boba wee?
Why do they call it kidney stones and not boba wee?
August 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I had some bubble tea today, with the nice tapioca boba. For the rest of the day I've had this little gem, curtesy of @brainmage.bsky.social:
Why do they call it kidney stones and not boba wee?
Why do they call it kidney stones and not boba wee?
I've seen a post on a local facebook group rallying for anti immigration protests.
Their profile picture was a Union Jack and Ukranian flag. Easiest game of "spot the racist" Ive ever played.
Their profile picture was a Union Jack and Ukranian flag. Easiest game of "spot the racist" Ive ever played.
August 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've seen a post on a local facebook group rallying for anti immigration protests.
Their profile picture was a Union Jack and Ukranian flag. Easiest game of "spot the racist" Ive ever played.
Their profile picture was a Union Jack and Ukranian flag. Easiest game of "spot the racist" Ive ever played.
Slightly diminish a band:
Judas Deacon
Judas Deacon
Slightly diminish a band:
Fleetwood Windows 11
Fleetwood Windows 11
Slight diminish a band:
4 Star
4 Star
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Judas Deacon
Judas Deacon
Bronze Maiden
Slightly diminish a band:
Fleetwood Windows 11
Fleetwood Windows 11
Slight diminish a band:
4 Star
4 Star
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bronze Maiden
When you have a bat'leth pizza cutter, it is mandatory to hold it up before use and shout: Today is a good day to dine!
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When you have a bat'leth pizza cutter, it is mandatory to hold it up before use and shout: Today is a good day to dine!
Discovering there is a new series of only connect has made my week.
Everything else has been shocking, but I do really like only connect!
Everything else has been shocking, but I do really like only connect!
August 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Discovering there is a new series of only connect has made my week.
Everything else has been shocking, but I do really like only connect!
Everything else has been shocking, but I do really like only connect!
I've started a course of invisalign-alike braces. I have come to both enjoy and loathe that 'new aligner' feel. Like watching a dog chew a toffee. Which, ironically, I can't currently do.
August 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I've started a course of invisalign-alike braces. I have come to both enjoy and loathe that 'new aligner' feel. Like watching a dog chew a toffee. Which, ironically, I can't currently do.
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As I've said frequently, it's all right to acknowledge some work was important to you, and also, that the person who created it is a real shitheel. If the latter means you can't hang with the work anymore, that's fine. I have a list of people whose work I'll maybe come back to once they're dead.
> raging fucknuckles
How do you handle loving the work of an actor, artist, musician, etc when you find out they're truly horrible people? Not just "meh", but the fucknuckle end of the spectrum.
I have some stuff I love, but I find it hard to make peace with that now.
How do you handle loving the work of an actor, artist, musician, etc when you find out they're truly horrible people? Not just "meh", but the fucknuckle end of the spectrum.
I have some stuff I love, but I find it hard to make peace with that now.
August 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
As I've said frequently, it's all right to acknowledge some work was important to you, and also, that the person who created it is a real shitheel. If the latter means you can't hang with the work anymore, that's fine. I have a list of people whose work I'll maybe come back to once they're dead.
I had a lovely evening nerding out about bow tuning. Then I got _that_ feeling that IBD sufferers dread 5 minutes into a 70 minute drive home.
Throw in some road closures for shits n giggles and you have a very tense Apache who is definitely not giggling.
Throw in some road closures for shits n giggles and you have a very tense Apache who is definitely not giggling.
August 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I had a lovely evening nerding out about bow tuning. Then I got _that_ feeling that IBD sufferers dread 5 minutes into a 70 minute drive home.
Throw in some road closures for shits n giggles and you have a very tense Apache who is definitely not giggling.
Throw in some road closures for shits n giggles and you have a very tense Apache who is definitely not giggling.
I was looking up the record of the latest Yokozuna in grand sumo, Onosato. It is absolutely crazy. There is only 1 wrestler that has fought him more than twice and has a winning record against him. It's the other Yokozuna; Hoshoryu
Nerd data: sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi_opp....
Nerd data: sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi_opp....
Onosato bouts by opponent
sumodb.sumogames.de
July 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was looking up the record of the latest Yokozuna in grand sumo, Onosato. It is absolutely crazy. There is only 1 wrestler that has fought him more than twice and has a winning record against him. It's the other Yokozuna; Hoshoryu
Nerd data: sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi_opp....
Nerd data: sumodb.sumogames.de/Rikishi_opp....
Another day sweating my nuts off at an archery event. Although I am not shooting or coaching. Why did I say I'd do this?
July 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Another day sweating my nuts off at an archery event. Although I am not shooting or coaching. Why did I say I'd do this?
Off to do a fun thing today. Now to convince my brain of this, rather than the normal BS it decides for itself.
July 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Off to do a fun thing today. Now to convince my brain of this, rather than the normal BS it decides for itself.
The sandpaper dildo of code review rarely comes lubed.
July 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The sandpaper dildo of code review rarely comes lubed.
The amount of gemini bullshit being pushed into android is obnoxious. Hoovering up data BY DEFAULT. I would happily pay google to not have gemini, but you can only pay to have MORE ai.
June 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The amount of gemini bullshit being pushed into android is obnoxious. Hoovering up data BY DEFAULT. I would happily pay google to not have gemini, but you can only pay to have MORE ai.
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Please do not feed the seagulls.
Under no circumstances should you caffeinate the seagulls either.
Under no circumstances should you caffeinate the seagulls either.
This is very high on the list of “Most Seagull Thing Ever” events.
Cornwall seagull sips man's coffee before stealing his mug
Darren Pardoe was installing anti-bird spikes in a Cornish town before the encounter.
www.bbc.com
June 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Please do not feed the seagulls.
Under no circumstances should you caffeinate the seagulls either.
Under no circumstances should you caffeinate the seagulls either.
Hercule van Wolfwinkle, who does rubbish pet portraits, is doing a challenge at streetvet outreach locations in a week! If you have a pound spare, consider donating to help provide vetinary care for homeless people's animals. herculehitstheroad.streetvet.org.uk?mc_cid=cbc1d...
Hercule Hits the Road: The 2025 StreetVet Tour
Donate to Hercule Hits the Road: The 2025 StreetVet Tour
herculehitstheroad.streetvet.org.uk
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Hercule van Wolfwinkle, who does rubbish pet portraits, is doing a challenge at streetvet outreach locations in a week! If you have a pound spare, consider donating to help provide vetinary care for homeless people's animals. herculehitstheroad.streetvet.org.uk?mc_cid=cbc1d...