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Philly 4/4 🏈⚾️🏀🏒
Most skeets are 4.5%ABV🍺 "If you can't drive it, park it. If you can't park it, don't drive it". #HarrisWalz2024 🇺🇸🦅
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Dan Gerous, Inc🐷🍻 @anythingpork.bsky.social · Nov 14
So, is this like a time capsule where we preserve democracy for the next 4 years?
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#AwkwardTVShows

Dork and Mindy
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March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Dork Shadows

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March 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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#AwkwardTVShows

Jeers
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March 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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#AwkwardTVShows

S*M*A*S*H*E*D
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March 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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MacArthur Fellowship Park

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February 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Paradise University

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February 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Scientists From an Italian Restaurant

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February 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I can't believe they banned TikTok before banning a convicted felon from becoming the President of the United States.
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January 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Tarifflation #NewWordsFor2025
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January 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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voidbyss (v) : To scream while staring into the distance

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#MeowlMadness #HashtagGame
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January 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Exhaustipated

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January 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Didhedieyet
January 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Dear MAGA, once you realize he lied to you about everything, none of his policies help you, and his tariffs will cause crippling inflation....
January 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Happy #ScrappleSunday everyone!😋
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"Unbiased" Texas 😂
Saagar Enjeti Zuck announces Meta's content moderation team will be moved from California to Texas to insulate the team from cultural bias @chadthonyy the famously unbiased state of texas
January 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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#NerdyNightmares

Wait, did I put the decimal point in the wrong place
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January 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Ya'll need to do a better job of vetting who you follow back, 'cause, WTF!!?!
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January 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Hawk The Line
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January 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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You’ve Got Quail
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January 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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#MoviesForTheBirds

Dude Where’s My Cardinal
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January 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Raiders Of The Lost Lark
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January 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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A Finch Called Wanda

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January 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Eat Birds Of Prey Love

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January 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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#MoviesForTheBirds Dirty Cassowary

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
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January 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM