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Philly 4/4 🏈⚾️🏀🏒
Most skeets are 4.5%ABV🍺 "If you can't drive it, park it. If you can't park it, don't drive it". #HarrisWalz2024 🇺🇸🦅
Same pork, different pen.
#NewWordsFor2025

Didhedieyet
January 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dear MAGA, once you realize he lied to you about everything, none of his policies help you, and his tariffs will cause crippling inflation....
January 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Happy #ScrappleSunday everyone!😋
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#MoviesForTheBirds

There's Something About Canaries
January 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Great starter pack! I was already following most, added a few more!
December 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Here's a South African immigrant and pseudo President-elect of the United States discussing how Americans aren't smart enough to work for him and some racist shit he learned from being a South African immigrant.
December 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM
This year, I'm giving my family a very very special present. It's called patience.

They'll have to wait until next year for the gift.🎅
December 25, 2024 at 12:24 AM
What's your favorite Christmas movie?

I'll start, Goodfellas
December 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Meet gonorrhea's cousin, stiffyless.
December 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
#DontStopBelievingIn

Second chances😉
December 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
#DontStopBelievingIn

The power of love
December 20, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Seriously, folks, tipflation is getting out of control.

Long story short, I went to a bachelor party over the weekend, stopped at a club, asked for change, and instead of getting 20 singles, they gave me 10 $2 bills.🤦‍♂️
December 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I'm just so damn proud right now! Starting in the Fall, 17 will be part of the class of 2029, joining her sister (class of '25) at Lehigh University, to study bio engineering. Just amazing!
December 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
December 13, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Pulled pork, anyone?😋
December 12, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Oh, hi, Bluesky! Let me introduce you to #CheesesteakFriday 🧀🥩🍻
November 30, 2024 at 3:11 AM
#WhenYouSeeThoseThreeDots

It's a checklist of what the customer wanted.

. Large shower
. Shower bench
. Recessed shelf
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Junk drawer / Junk cabinet
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
MAGA: $3 for eggs is way too much! FJB

Also MAGA: it gets 8mpg and only cost 31,330 dozen eggs ($94,000), 'merica!
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Pictured here is common garden slug. Although it is an invertebrate, it still has more spine than a Republican Congressperson, and recent polling suggests it is more intelligent than the average MAGA voter.
November 16, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Gorgeous sunset over southeastern PA this evening!
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
If you thought this was bad, wait until you see what JD Vance does to that couch!
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Hi, newbie here... what does the sunrise emoji next to my handle mean? I see it on some other accounts too, but can't decipher what it indicates.🤷‍♂️
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Happy #CheesesteakFriday to all, and to all a great weekend!🧀🥩🍻
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 AM