Cold Plunges: Myth Vs. Fact
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ralsei dies

watched sinners for the first time yesterday and immediately watched it again

they're beating my ass with kfc drumsticks

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

youre all gonna hear about my jeff the killer headcanons. basically my ideal version of jeff the killer is that hes an adult that still acts like a shitty 13 year old, but deep inside is a heavily scarred and traumatized child, and deep inside that inner child is another, shittier inner child

alright im limiting my tumblr screentime so now i have to figure out how to enjoy myself on this app instead of opening it and finding one post to make fun of with my friends and then closing the app

um. reply what to opt out

there are like 12 dead bumblebees in my basement

average tumblr post: she oxford on my comma (thirteen replies all centered around autism)

average bluesky post: i know y'all also watched Monster House at too tender of age (forty replies that are all gifs of a gay person running away)

it might seem crazy what im bout to say

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

maybe once im unemployed ill go crazy on here

"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"