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lived enough places (ORD, BOS, AUS, DTO, ARB, SJC, NRT, LHR, OAK, SFO) for my accent to get terribly confused; now back at the end of the Ravenswood line
my lukewarm take for the evening: Rahm Emmanuel : Chicago :: Gavin Newsom : San Francisco/California

let's just say I am not, nor have I been, thrilled with either one (this is midwest coded for "this guy fucking sucks")
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Bees 🐝
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I am halfway between "creative industry professionals" and "cosplay community and makers" which I suppose is, in fact, accurate of the crowds I like to hang out with
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Achievement unlocked: recognized on sight at the local pizza place
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The birthday girl is eight today! (In dog years, that's "eight")
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I have been attacked on the couch
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
another day, another "text mom to not let dad take the dog out for long when it's -35F wind chill"
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I wonder if ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86 will be the new EICAR string
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Against the snow, it's more readily apparent that Elwood's coloring really is "dry white toast"
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
the dog started barking, and I heard what sounded like intermittent whistling; looked out the window to see if ICE was outside. nope, just a car with shitty squealing brakes attempting to park (and poorly at that)

I hate that this is how things are now
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Good Morning Picasso
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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anyway, here is dog
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
A reminder: you do not, in fact, need to watch videos or even look at photos of gun violence.

Might I suggest puppies, instead?
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Signs I may be Midwestern: impulse-bought summer sausage from the hardware store
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
this is not how I wanted to be reminded about 1990
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Beer and doggo
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Went to the South Indian pace in Park Ridge (Thalaiva) and the place was utterly hopping. Great food, too
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Was hoping to get here on time for the daily Windexing Of The Bean, but looks like I just missed it
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Somebody likes riding Cylon
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
After months of not seeing any, saw two different cybertrucks within five miles. An ill omen
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Do you need a brass version of Smack My Bitch Up in your life? Yes, yes you do. (see also on bandcamp: thetraffic.bandcamp.com/album/white-... )
The Traffic - Smack My Pitch Up
YouTube video by Kieran Lockyear
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
January 15: Chicago, Riviera Theatre
See you soon, America
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM