moof
@antimoof.bsky.social
lived enough places (ORD, BOS, AUS, DTO, ARB, SJC, NRT, LHR, OAK, SFO) for my accent to get terribly confused; now back at the end of the Ravenswood line
my lukewarm take for the evening: Rahm Emmanuel : Chicago :: Gavin Newsom : San Francisco/California
let's just say I am not, nor have I been, thrilled with either one (this is midwest coded for "this guy fucking sucks")
let's just say I am not, nor have I been, thrilled with either one (this is midwest coded for "this guy fucking sucks")
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
my lukewarm take for the evening: Rahm Emmanuel : Chicago :: Gavin Newsom : San Francisco/California
let's just say I am not, nor have I been, thrilled with either one (this is midwest coded for "this guy fucking sucks")
let's just say I am not, nor have I been, thrilled with either one (this is midwest coded for "this guy fucking sucks")
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
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I am halfway between "creative industry professionals" and "cosplay community and makers" which I suppose is, in fact, accurate of the crowds I like to hang out with
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I am halfway between "creative industry professionals" and "cosplay community and makers" which I suppose is, in fact, accurate of the crowds I like to hang out with
Achievement unlocked: recognized on sight at the local pizza place
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Achievement unlocked: recognized on sight at the local pizza place
The birthday girl is eight today! (In dog years, that's "eight")
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The birthday girl is eight today! (In dog years, that's "eight")
I have been attacked on the couch
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I have been attacked on the couch
another day, another "text mom to not let dad take the dog out for long when it's -35F wind chill"
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
another day, another "text mom to not let dad take the dog out for long when it's -35F wind chill"
I wonder if ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86 will be the new EICAR string
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I wonder if ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86 will be the new EICAR string
Against the snow, it's more readily apparent that Elwood's coloring really is "dry white toast"
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Against the snow, it's more readily apparent that Elwood's coloring really is "dry white toast"
the dog started barking, and I heard what sounded like intermittent whistling; looked out the window to see if ICE was outside. nope, just a car with shitty squealing brakes attempting to park (and poorly at that)
I hate that this is how things are now
I hate that this is how things are now
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
the dog started barking, and I heard what sounded like intermittent whistling; looked out the window to see if ICE was outside. nope, just a car with shitty squealing brakes attempting to park (and poorly at that)
I hate that this is how things are now
I hate that this is how things are now
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Good Morning Picasso
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Good Morning Picasso
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anyway, here is dog
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
anyway, here is dog
A reminder: you do not, in fact, need to watch videos or even look at photos of gun violence.
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
A reminder: you do not, in fact, need to watch videos or even look at photos of gun violence.
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
Signs I may be Midwestern: impulse-bought summer sausage from the hardware store
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Signs I may be Midwestern: impulse-bought summer sausage from the hardware store
this is not how I wanted to be reminded about 1990
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 AM
this is not how I wanted to be reminded about 1990
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
Went to the South Indian pace in Park Ridge (Thalaiva) and the place was utterly hopping. Great food, too
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Went to the South Indian pace in Park Ridge (Thalaiva) and the place was utterly hopping. Great food, too
Was hoping to get here on time for the daily Windexing Of The Bean, but looks like I just missed it
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Was hoping to get here on time for the daily Windexing Of The Bean, but looks like I just missed it
Somebody likes riding Cylon
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Somebody likes riding Cylon
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
After months of not seeing any, saw two different cybertrucks within five miles. An ill omen
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
After months of not seeing any, saw two different cybertrucks within five miles. An ill omen
Do you need a brass version of Smack My Bitch Up in your life? Yes, yes you do. (see also on bandcamp: thetraffic.bandcamp.com/album/white-... )
The Traffic - Smack My Pitch Up
YouTube video by Kieran Lockyear
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Do you need a brass version of Smack My Bitch Up in your life? Yes, yes you do. (see also on bandcamp: thetraffic.bandcamp.com/album/white-... )
January 15: Chicago, Riviera Theatre
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
January 15: Chicago, Riviera Theatre