OFFICIAL ANTIFA MASCOT DOG
@antifamascotdog.bsky.social
democrat. republican. ANTIFASCIST.
Blessed Sunday, parishioners!
NBC seems to no longer be afraid of frivolous lawsuits or shakedown threats.
What a glorious day our lort hath made!
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU?...
NBC seems to no longer be afraid of frivolous lawsuits or shakedown threats.
What a glorious day our lort hath made!
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU?...
Weekend Update: Government Shutdown Ends, Epstein Email Says Trump "Knew About the Girls" - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Blessed Sunday, parishioners!
NBC seems to no longer be afraid of frivolous lawsuits or shakedown threats.
What a glorious day our lort hath made!
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU?...
NBC seems to no longer be afraid of frivolous lawsuits or shakedown threats.
What a glorious day our lort hath made!
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU?...
Pretty sure cosentinos food stores didn’t put this here, but what a sentiment.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pretty sure cosentinos food stores didn’t put this here, but what a sentiment.
I wonder how many private jets are en route to New Zealand(ish) right about now…
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I wonder how many private jets are en route to New Zealand(ish) right about now…
Sirhan Sirhan got the wrong RFK.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Sirhan Sirhan got the wrong RFK.
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Fun fact- Peter Falk was 17 when this episode premiered.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Fun fact- Peter Falk was 17 when this episode premiered.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Got double-secret-probationed on Reddit… so here’s my thoughts- FIFTEEN YEARS AFTER THE ~CIVIL WAR~ there’s a shitload of amputees in every major city.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Got double-secret-probationed on Reddit… so here’s my thoughts- FIFTEEN YEARS AFTER THE ~CIVIL WAR~ there’s a shitload of amputees in every major city.
Winter is coming, and if you don’t know Frankie Macdonald, you’re missing out.
Dude loves weather, and genuinely cares for people’s safety.
Every once in a while, he does a goof that just makes me smile.
I’m serious. He’s a good guy, and this cracks my Midwest ass up.
youtu.be/L7mi2lJotMY?...
Dude loves weather, and genuinely cares for people’s safety.
Every once in a while, he does a goof that just makes me smile.
I’m serious. He’s a good guy, and this cracks my Midwest ass up.
youtu.be/L7mi2lJotMY?...
The Vampire Doing a Tornado Siren
YouTube video by Frankie MacDonald
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Winter is coming, and if you don’t know Frankie Macdonald, you’re missing out.
Dude loves weather, and genuinely cares for people’s safety.
Every once in a while, he does a goof that just makes me smile.
I’m serious. He’s a good guy, and this cracks my Midwest ass up.
youtu.be/L7mi2lJotMY?...
Dude loves weather, and genuinely cares for people’s safety.
Every once in a while, he does a goof that just makes me smile.
I’m serious. He’s a good guy, and this cracks my Midwest ass up.
youtu.be/L7mi2lJotMY?...
Is there a linguist starter pack? Because snoqualomie and Susquehanna are similar as shit to each other.
I’ve got a hankering that the dialects split because whites.
I’ve got a hankering that the dialects split because whites.
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Is there a linguist starter pack? Because snoqualomie and Susquehanna are similar as shit to each other.
I’ve got a hankering that the dialects split because whites.
I’ve got a hankering that the dialects split because whites.
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I just saw the teaser trailer for that new Michael Jackson biopic and it pisses me off so much that it's his NEPHEW playing him when there are THOUSANDS of real talented Hollywood peadophiles available.
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I just saw the teaser trailer for that new Michael Jackson biopic and it pisses me off so much that it's his NEPHEW playing him when there are THOUSANDS of real talented Hollywood peadophiles available.
Did Dershowitz do himself on live tv yet?
Or is he….
Or is he….
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Did Dershowitz do himself on live tv yet?
Or is he….
Or is he….
For every “hitler killed hitler” or “Stalin killed more commies” there’s always Lincoln named Johnson his veep, and here the fuck we are.
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
For every “hitler killed hitler” or “Stalin killed more commies” there’s always Lincoln named Johnson his veep, and here the fuck we are.
Insults have always kind of confused me. As a person who suffers chronic sinus issues, I often breathe through my mouth, but calling me a mouth breather just doesn’t make sense. Same with cocksucker. How is that an insult? I’ve appreciated everyone Who’s ever done that for me.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Insults have always kind of confused me. As a person who suffers chronic sinus issues, I often breathe through my mouth, but calling me a mouth breather just doesn’t make sense. Same with cocksucker. How is that an insult? I’ve appreciated everyone Who’s ever done that for me.
These fucks in the administration are just running roughshod but in reality- if they ever made their own food- would literally measure “6-8 quarts” of water to boil their pasta.
Boring, pedantic losers.
Boring, pedantic losers.
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
These fucks in the administration are just running roughshod but in reality- if they ever made their own food- would literally measure “6-8 quarts” of water to boil their pasta.
Boring, pedantic losers.
Boring, pedantic losers.
WKKK presents the newest reality weight loss show- The Master Race©️®️™️
Thursdays at 9
Thursdays at 9
October 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
WKKK presents the newest reality weight loss show- The Master Race©️®️™️
Thursdays at 9
Thursdays at 9
@pee-department.bsky.social
You should curate a “Rest In Pee” hall of shame.
Here’s my BlueSkyStarterPack©️®️™️
You should curate a “Rest In Pee” hall of shame.
Here’s my BlueSkyStarterPack©️®️™️
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@pee-department.bsky.social
You should curate a “Rest In Pee” hall of shame.
Here’s my BlueSkyStarterPack©️®️™️
You should curate a “Rest In Pee” hall of shame.
Here’s my BlueSkyStarterPack©️®️™️
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I want to pour her a nice glass of Franzia, put on a Friends marathon, and say it’s ok, kiddo. You got duped. We’ll help you through this rough time.
And then, when she beckons me to stroke her hair sympathetically, I’ll swiftly move away and say I’m sorry. Can’t go that far.
And then, when she beckons me to stroke her hair sympathetically, I’ll swiftly move away and say I’m sorry. Can’t go that far.
October 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I want to pour her a nice glass of Franzia, put on a Friends marathon, and say it’s ok, kiddo. You got duped. We’ll help you through this rough time.
And then, when she beckons me to stroke her hair sympathetically, I’ll swiftly move away and say I’m sorry. Can’t go that far.
And then, when she beckons me to stroke her hair sympathetically, I’ll swiftly move away and say I’m sorry. Can’t go that far.
This is good. Watch it!
If we played this for people ten years ago, they would have thought it’s parody.
youtu.be/sJkuO2ocr1g
youtu.be/sJkuO2ocr1g
ICE Agents in Portland Arrest a Clarinet Player — Street Performance Interrupted
YouTube video by Blue Spark Studio
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is good. Watch it!
Out of the blue, “mental acuity” came to mind. I think that’s the next phrase they weaponize.
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Out of the blue, “mental acuity” came to mind. I think that’s the next phrase they weaponize.
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Curious how “wall” and “estate” merge into one.
October 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Curious how “wall” and “estate” merge into one.
Hey- LegalSky- would states have standing to sue over the shutdown? Their unemployment offices, their local social safety nets are being strained.
Seems like a possibility?
Seems like a possibility?
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hey- LegalSky- would states have standing to sue over the shutdown? Their unemployment offices, their local social safety nets are being strained.
Seems like a possibility?
Seems like a possibility?
I’m thankful for Canada, Canadians, and my Canadian friends in particular.
#HappyThanksgiving
#HappyThanksgiving
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m thankful for Canada, Canadians, and my Canadian friends in particular.
#HappyThanksgiving
#HappyThanksgiving
Mine, some family, and the White House switchboard.
(202)456-1111
(202)456-1111
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Mine, some family, and the White House switchboard.
(202)456-1111
(202)456-1111