Anthony Skatz
@anthonyskatz.bsky.social
I have all the answers. I don't know the questions.
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I’m breaking out of my body and flying away.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I’m breaking out of my body and flying away.
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Devon Witherspoon revealed in a radio interview that Mike Macdonald identified from film study that the Patriots offensive linemen were effectively tipping their pitches with their stances.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Devon Witherspoon revealed in a radio interview that Mike Macdonald identified from film study that the Patriots offensive linemen were effectively tipping their pitches with their stances.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
Put that in the pantheon of Super Bowl coaching contributions.
By the way, tangent, once again all the fucking commercials were horrendous this year, right?
#SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
By the way, tangent, once again all the fucking commercials were horrendous this year, right?
#SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl
I am the same age as the Seattle Seahawks’ head coach.
He just won a championship.
I shave dog dicks.
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.
#Seahawks #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
He just won a championship.
I shave dog dicks.
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.
#Seahawks #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I am the same age as the Seattle Seahawks’ head coach.
He just won a championship.
I shave dog dicks.
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.
#Seahawks #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
He just won a championship.
I shave dog dicks.
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.
#Seahawks #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
They hired a Brooklyn firm for this relaunch, which included catchphrases like “Made You Look,” which is a pretty famous Nas (New Yorker) track, redesigned the logo to look like a Brooklyn Nets G-League affiliate, and they wondered why this didn't take.
www.inquirer.com/arts/philade...
www.inquirer.com/arts/philade...
Museum reverses course, and it’s the ‘Philadelphia Museum of Art’ once again
The name change announced in October has been changed back, but some elements of the rebrand will remain.
www.inquirer.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
They hired a Brooklyn firm for this relaunch, which included catchphrases like “Made You Look,” which is a pretty famous Nas (New Yorker) track, redesigned the logo to look like a Brooklyn Nets G-League affiliate, and they wondered why this didn't take.
www.inquirer.com/arts/philade...
www.inquirer.com/arts/philade...
Kind of stunning Vince McMahon isn't in the Epstein Files, right?
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Kind of stunning Vince McMahon isn't in the Epstein Files, right?
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Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.
** Harbaugh gets pissed at a wacky, 3-back McDaniel formation that leads to a pass for 2 yards **
McDaniel: “Daddy Chill.”
Harbaugh: “WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?”
McDaniel: “Daddy Chill.”
Harbaugh: “WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?”
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
** Harbaugh gets pissed at a wacky, 3-back McDaniel formation that leads to a pass for 2 yards **
McDaniel: “Daddy Chill.”
Harbaugh: “WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?”
McDaniel: “Daddy Chill.”
Harbaugh: “WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?”
I’m officially on the “Sam Darnold: Super Bowl Champion” hype train which means I just derailed it I’m so sorry.
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I’m officially on the “Sam Darnold: Super Bowl Champion” hype train which means I just derailed it I’m so sorry.
x.com/anthonyskatz...
Ball x Pit is the best.
Oh, if you’re wondering why I’m sharing my X link, it’s because Bluesky STILL can’t handle video uploads of any quality worthy of a high-end phone and has no idea how to do the “media” part of “social media”!
Ball x Pit is the best.
Oh, if you’re wondering why I’m sharing my X link, it’s because Bluesky STILL can’t handle video uploads of any quality worthy of a high-end phone and has no idea how to do the “media” part of “social media”!
x.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 AM
x.com/anthonyskatz...
Ball x Pit is the best.
Oh, if you’re wondering why I’m sharing my X link, it’s because Bluesky STILL can’t handle video uploads of any quality worthy of a high-end phone and has no idea how to do the “media” part of “social media”!
Ball x Pit is the best.
Oh, if you’re wondering why I’m sharing my X link, it’s because Bluesky STILL can’t handle video uploads of any quality worthy of a high-end phone and has no idea how to do the “media” part of “social media”!
Wrestling fans know Kit Wilson’s theme is basically a Charli XCX knockoff, right?
That reads like shade, but I haven't seen anyone point this out, so I’m not sure.
That reads like shade, but I haven't seen anyone point this out, so I’m not sure.
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Wrestling fans know Kit Wilson’s theme is basically a Charli XCX knockoff, right?
That reads like shade, but I haven't seen anyone point this out, so I’m not sure.
That reads like shade, but I haven't seen anyone point this out, so I’m not sure.
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would the Seahawks dare put in their bench units before the third quarter ends?
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
would the Seahawks dare put in their bench units before the third quarter ends?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
There’s a lot of logic that says otherwise, but this simply feels like it’s gonna end up being a massive mistake.
There’s a lot of logic that says otherwise, but this simply feels like it’s gonna end up being a massive mistake.
Inside Mike Tomlin’s emotional final meeting as Steelers head coach
The coach broke the news of his resignation to his players on Tuesday. Emotions ran high.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
There’s a lot of logic that says otherwise, but this simply feels like it’s gonna end up being a massive mistake.
There’s a lot of logic that says otherwise, but this simply feels like it’s gonna end up being a massive mistake.
The reactions to the Jacksonville Jaguars' "journalist" fellating Liam Cohen at a press conference are just as damning of our country's journalism future.
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The reactions to the Jacksonville Jaguars' "journalist" fellating Liam Cohen at a press conference are just as damning of our country's journalism future.
I still find it really fucking hilarious that Marina‘s theme is this rap banger that goes completely against every other theme song in the group.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I still find it really fucking hilarious that Marina‘s theme is this rap banger that goes completely against every other theme song in the group.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
As a wrestling fan since 1992, I simultaneously feel for Stranger Things fans who felt like years of commitment to a story let them down and also want to shove them in a locker, shouting, “NOW ADD OVER THREE DECADES TO THAT FEELING, FUCKER, WITH A 5% CHANCE THEY NAIL IT!”
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 AM
As a wrestling fan since 1992, I simultaneously feel for Stranger Things fans who felt like years of commitment to a story let them down and also want to shove them in a locker, shouting, “NOW ADD OVER THREE DECADES TO THAT FEELING, FUCKER, WITH A 5% CHANCE THEY NAIL IT!”
Thinking Blue Prince is a good game makes me think less of you. I'm just reminding myself of it since it popped back up on GotY lists and, no. Just no.
also playing it was the first time I saw a wolf gray spider at my new home so double fuck that game.
also playing it was the first time I saw a wolf gray spider at my new home so double fuck that game.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Thinking Blue Prince is a good game makes me think less of you. I'm just reminding myself of it since it popped back up on GotY lists and, no. Just no.
also playing it was the first time I saw a wolf gray spider at my new home so double fuck that game.
also playing it was the first time I saw a wolf gray spider at my new home so double fuck that game.
My manager (who became one this year) told me “I’ve been wanting to get you this for three years”.
@mrjoneswatches.bsky.social @elephanteater.bsky.social
@mrjoneswatches.bsky.social @elephanteater.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My manager (who became one this year) told me “I’ve been wanting to get you this for three years”.
@mrjoneswatches.bsky.social @elephanteater.bsky.social
@mrjoneswatches.bsky.social @elephanteater.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Look, I'm not saying I'd be a good booker, but as Mercedes loses more titles, the belt holders have to get chubbier and paler as their budget decreases with every loss.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Look, I'm not saying I'd be a good booker, but as Mercedes loses more titles, the belt holders have to get chubbier and paler as their budget decreases with every loss.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
I'm watching the live from Dublin Fred Again… set and Apple Music sure loves him, and I get it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'm watching the live from Dublin Fred Again… set and Apple Music sure loves him, and I get it.