Anthony Skatz
@anthonyskatz.bsky.social
I have all the answers. I don't know the questions.
Turtleneck trial
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Turtleneck trial
Reposted by Anthony Skatz
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Got the Levante Brewing Advent Calendar!
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Got the Levante Brewing Advent Calendar!
it truly feels like Philadelphia sports teams have to lose in threes at all times.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
it truly feels like Philadelphia sports teams have to lose in threes at all times.
Hey, I’d love for you to try Wonder. You can order from multiple award-winning restaurants, all in one delivery. You'll get $15 off your first 2 orders with my code: ANTHONY6837
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey, I’d love for you to try Wonder. You can order from multiple award-winning restaurants, all in one delivery. You'll get $15 off your first 2 orders with my code: ANTHONY6837
The Timberwolves continue to be a team that has had more success in the last two years than nearly any other team and yet I cannot take seriously.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The Timberwolves continue to be a team that has had more success in the last two years than nearly any other team and yet I cannot take seriously.
The Prime NBA crew is tremendous.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The Prime NBA crew is tremendous.
Even though I think the Emirates NBA Cup is such forced-meme horseshit, you MAYBE could have it feel bigger if all the groups were simply the divisions instead of these random groups nobody can recall. I still don’t know why the NBA has punted on divisions mattering.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Even though I think the Emirates NBA Cup is such forced-meme horseshit, you MAYBE could have it feel bigger if all the groups were simply the divisions instead of these random groups nobody can recall. I still don’t know why the NBA has punted on divisions mattering.
The devil is in the details
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The devil is in the details
You know what social media app never seems to know how to handle any fucking video of high-quality longer than 20 seconds?
This one!
This one!
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know what social media app never seems to know how to handle any fucking video of high-quality longer than 20 seconds?
This one!
This one!
Essential L.L. Bean purchases.
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Essential L.L. Bean purchases.
I feel like 95% of the people who LOVE Halloween and have to make it a point to let you know it bring the same energy in telling you how much they HATE Christmas and have to make it an even stronger point.
Every fucking day in America feels like Halloween; you get daily horror by existing nowadays.
Every fucking day in America feels like Halloween; you get daily horror by existing nowadays.
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I feel like 95% of the people who LOVE Halloween and have to make it a point to let you know it bring the same energy in telling you how much they HATE Christmas and have to make it an even stronger point.
Every fucking day in America feels like Halloween; you get daily horror by existing nowadays.
Every fucking day in America feels like Halloween; you get daily horror by existing nowadays.
Has The Team with the Unstoppable Tush Push that Causes Injuries (Citation Needed) and is Boring and Should Be Banned, even run one tonight???
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Has The Team with the Unstoppable Tush Push that Causes Injuries (Citation Needed) and is Boring and Should Be Banned, even run one tonight???
I don’t hate Golden State at all (fuck Al Horford in perpetuity, though), but seeing them try to do all of their bullying bullshit on Wemby and Wemby giving zero fucks is quite the glorious sight.
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I don’t hate Golden State at all (fuck Al Horford in perpetuity, though), but seeing them try to do all of their bullying bullshit on Wemby and Wemby giving zero fucks is quite the glorious sight.
I would bet a portion of my 401(k) that of all the things we’re gonna see tonight, if you asked a wrestler “what did you want to take the least?” the answer will be “the bump Hobbs took on his tailbone from the back body drop from the table.” #AEWDynamite #AEW #BloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I would bet a portion of my 401(k) that of all the things we’re gonna see tonight, if you asked a wrestler “what did you want to take the least?” the answer will be “the bump Hobbs took on his tailbone from the back body drop from the table.” #AEWDynamite #AEW #BloodAndGuts
1000000% certain if the Packers knew how to do the Tush Push, they’d have done it there.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
1000000% certain if the Packers knew how to do the Tush Push, they’d have done it there.
The team with the “unstoppable Tush Push that causes injuries (citation needed) and is boring and should be banned” currently has zero points after a half of football.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The team with the “unstoppable Tush Push that causes injuries (citation needed) and is boring and should be banned” currently has zero points after a half of football.
Wait, are we really supposed to believe that Stokely Hathaway is barricading the door?
Dax did a good Willy Wonka “don’t, wait, stop” equivalent.
#AEWDynamite
Dax did a good Willy Wonka “don’t, wait, stop” equivalent.
#AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wait, are we really supposed to believe that Stokely Hathaway is barricading the door?
Dax did a good Willy Wonka “don’t, wait, stop” equivalent.
#AEWDynamite
Dax did a good Willy Wonka “don’t, wait, stop” equivalent.
#AEWDynamite
In the span of one off-season, the #Sixers have gone from “will we have an athletic wing in my lifetime again?” to “we’re gonna throw fuck-about alley oops because we can.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
In the span of one off-season, the #Sixers have gone from “will we have an athletic wing in my lifetime again?” to “we’re gonna throw fuck-about alley oops because we can.”
anybody use fuboTV?
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
anybody use fuboTV?
Has it felt like Sunday Night Football had a tremendous season-opening game, and literally every game since has been horrendous?
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Has it felt like Sunday Night Football had a tremendous season-opening game, and literally every game since has been horrendous?
Blue Jays should lose 12-0 tomorrow after that sequence.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Blue Jays should lose 12-0 tomorrow after that sequence.