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Volatility, gluttony, degeneracy, occasional dog pics
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know there's a lot going on, but can we all agree that Steve Gelbs cannot possibly replace Gary Cohen when he retires?
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Back on it, first loaves of the year. Basic Tartine sourdough to get the muscle memory back.

80% hydration/10% ww/5% rye
4h bulk, 14h cold proof at 47f

Little less spring than I'd like, but the yeast and I are still getting to know each other.
June 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One of the cooler spots in Brooklyn
June 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Pro tip, spending $10 on this is way easier than starting from scratch and nearly as cheap.
June 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dodgers are ridiculously deep this year
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Ronny Mauricio!!
June 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Pretty cool watching the Knicks on the massive screen during the delay
May 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Beautiful weather outside in NY. The country is in tatters. The stock market is crashing.

Exactly right for the Mets home opener.
April 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Baseball cannot start soon enough this year. Only Gary, Ron, and Keith can counterbalance the darkness.
March 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
North of the wall
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I appreciate the discourse here, but where are the dog pics and shots of last night's wine and dinner? I love wallowing in the malaise as much as anyone, but I need a step back from the ledge starter pack. Someone get @yawehorbust to migrate over here
February 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This little shit has so many chores to do when he gets home
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Baby bread
December 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
So apparently once the oil hits 340 you instantly lose
December 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
You know this place is still just ramping up when Vance has fewer than 100 followers
Regarding $VIX's big 74% move today, $VOLI, a volatility measure from NaTIONs Indexes that uses the implied volatility of at-the-money $SPY options was up 46% vs the $VIX's 74%. This is despite having a lower basis from yesterday (11.61) than the VIX's (15.87).
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December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Filled all of this year's Christmas orders 🎉
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Winter is an underrated BBQ season 🇺🇸
December 14, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Finally put the 2013 out to pasture. The old boy would have kept kicking if not for work requirements (civ 7)
December 4, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Prepping the winter's garlic confit supply
December 3, 2024 at 12:03 AM
The week is just getting started
November 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM