Asher Newcomer
@anodyne.bsky.social
Volatility, gluttony, degeneracy, occasional dog pics
Curious if he's going to be eligible to pitch the playoffs. I think there's some mechanism to petition the league for him to replace someone on the IL, but not sure how that works
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Curious if he's going to be eligible to pitch the playoffs. I think there's some mechanism to petition the league for him to replace someone on the IL, but not sure how that works
Vientos coming through... gotta believe
August 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Vientos coming through... gotta believe
Depending on the kind of pill, powdering it up or emptying the gel cap and mixing with wet food or peanut butter works well. They're less likely to spit it out. Only thing that I've found works with the little demons
August 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Depending on the kind of pill, powdering it up or emptying the gel cap and mixing with wet food or peanut butter works well. They're less likely to spit it out. Only thing that I've found works with the little demons
Sad but true. It doesn't even matter if the bullpen works up to expectations if the starters can't get through five.
August 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sad but true. It doesn't even matter if the bullpen works up to expectations if the starters can't get through five.
Claude is the way to go for code at the moment
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Claude is the way to go for code at the moment
He's clearly incorrect. It only works on root days, and even then only if the wine was actually harvested on flower days. Drink too much in the wrong part of the cycle and you're in for a bad time.
August 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He's clearly incorrect. It only works on root days, and even then only if the wine was actually harvested on flower days. Drink too much in the wrong part of the cycle and you're in for a bad time.
Yeah unfortunately this is not remotely true
August 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yeah unfortunately this is not remotely true
No. There must be the potential for a proper subway series.
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No. There must be the potential for a proper subway series.
Logged in and assumed this was a Mets post
August 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Logged in and assumed this was a Mets post
That whole area should be something special, but it's been frozen in place for two decades now
August 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That whole area should be something special, but it's been frozen in place for two decades now
I assumed you were joking when you mentioned this. Sorry for doubting your commitment to the bit
August 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I assumed you were joking when you mentioned this. Sorry for doubting your commitment to the bit
I'd prefer if they had thought the morality or optics of making a deal with a child sex trafficker didn't outweigh the benefits, but sadly your explanation is probably correct.
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'd prefer if they had thought the morality or optics of making a deal with a child sex trafficker didn't outweigh the benefits, but sadly your explanation is probably correct.
Simplest explanation is straight blackmail. She is holding them to the fire to stay quiet about other stuff
August 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Simplest explanation is straight blackmail. She is holding them to the fire to stay quiet about other stuff
$2.65mm to share outdoor space with 5 other households? Uf
August 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
$2.65mm to share outdoor space with 5 other households? Uf
It would be less painful if we couldn't see them through the fog
August 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It would be less painful if we couldn't see them through the fog
Huh never seen that
July 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Huh never seen that
Eh, my fourteen year old has been reading me lineup updates for a week straight. It's for the kids.
July 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Eh, my fourteen year old has been reading me lineup updates for a week straight. It's for the kids.
what's the source for that I need an explanation
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
what's the source for that I need an explanation
Next let's do neighborhood parking permits
July 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Next let's do neighborhood parking permits
This place needs more dinner posting. Thank you for your service.
June 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This place needs more dinner posting. Thank you for your service.