Reggie Shmishma
@anniespretty.bsky.social
She’d like to score some reefer and a 40
Pro-Rel should be a thing in the NFL and the MLB and MLS… and all American sports.
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pro-Rel should be a thing in the NFL and the MLB and MLS… and all American sports.
“So, you dated a guy in 2007 and now I have an ice mold in the shape of a dick in my freezer” and I was like ummmm yep, that sums it up.
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“So, you dated a guy in 2007 and now I have an ice mold in the shape of a dick in my freezer” and I was like ummmm yep, that sums it up.
Airplane seats should not be able to recline if there is someone in the seat behind.
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Airplane seats should not be able to recline if there is someone in the seat behind.
Why are so many other people also flying to the other side of the planet on a Tuesday?
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why are so many other people also flying to the other side of the planet on a Tuesday?
I wish grocery store points added up to free money, everrrr. Because the weed dispensary I go to tells me I have $50 off all the time, and I know I spend wayyyy more money at grocery stores.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I wish grocery store points added up to free money, everrrr. Because the weed dispensary I go to tells me I have $50 off all the time, and I know I spend wayyyy more money at grocery stores.
Today is my last day in office until January 5th and I think some people might think I’m already gone? Which is great for me.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Today is my last day in office until January 5th and I think some people might think I’m already gone? Which is great for me.
Me: ok I’m heading off to that meeting at the board building.
Boss: will you be back?
Me: on Monday, that’s my last day BTW.
Boss: who approved that?
Me: you did
*crosses the street*
Boss: will you be back?
Me: on Monday, that’s my last day BTW.
Boss: who approved that?
Me: you did
*crosses the street*
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me: ok I’m heading off to that meeting at the board building.
Boss: will you be back?
Me: on Monday, that’s my last day BTW.
Boss: who approved that?
Me: you did
*crosses the street*
Boss: will you be back?
Me: on Monday, that’s my last day BTW.
Boss: who approved that?
Me: you did
*crosses the street*
I walked around the KCAI end of semester exhibition and sale today, and there is so much talent being fostered right here in KC!
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I walked around the KCAI end of semester exhibition and sale today, and there is so much talent being fostered right here in KC!
Googling to make sure the arts and craft store I’m gonna go to after work for a huge bow isn’t on the naughty (boycott) list…. Michael’s is cool right? There are a few Hobby Lobby stores between me and Michael’s but I know they’re on the naughty list.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Googling to make sure the arts and craft store I’m gonna go to after work for a huge bow isn’t on the naughty (boycott) list…. Michael’s is cool right? There are a few Hobby Lobby stores between me and Michael’s but I know they’re on the naughty list.
Woke up in NYC and had a bagel. Now I’m in KC with no bagels within walking distance.
Very disappointing.
Very disappointing.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Woke up in NYC and had a bagel. Now I’m in KC with no bagels within walking distance.
Very disappointing.
Very disappointing.
I keep calling intermission “halftime”
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I keep calling intermission “halftime”
I need a deli where I can get my morning SEC on a bagel and an Italian hoagie in the afternoon/evening. Why doesn’t KC have the things that matter ??
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I need a deli where I can get my morning SEC on a bagel and an Italian hoagie in the afternoon/evening. Why doesn’t KC have the things that matter ??
House Hunters doesn’t give me enough details about their subjects to fully and properly judge them for their terrible choices and opinions.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
House Hunters doesn’t give me enough details about their subjects to fully and properly judge them for their terrible choices and opinions.
We’ve been sleeping with the windows open listening to the sounds of the city. Lots of sirens, car horns, motorcycles… like a symphony of chaos.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We’ve been sleeping with the windows open listening to the sounds of the city. Lots of sirens, car horns, motorcycles… like a symphony of chaos.
In NYC at a Bears bar with a smattering of Colts fans and I was literally the ONLY person in this packed bar to cheer for that Chiefs TD and 2pt
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In NYC at a Bears bar with a smattering of Colts fans and I was literally the ONLY person in this packed bar to cheer for that Chiefs TD and 2pt
Boss: when do you leave?
Me: whenever I please
Boss: no, I meant for your trip home in December.
😅
Me: whenever I please
Boss: no, I meant for your trip home in December.
😅
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Boss: when do you leave?
Me: whenever I please
Boss: no, I meant for your trip home in December.
😅
Me: whenever I please
Boss: no, I meant for your trip home in December.
😅
One week to go! Can’t wait to pretend we live in NYC for a week.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
One week to go! Can’t wait to pretend we live in NYC for a week.
Cool, the hotel we booked for all 7 nights of our Thanksgiving week trip abruptly went out of business today. 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Cool, the hotel we booked for all 7 nights of our Thanksgiving week trip abruptly went out of business today. 🙃
It’s funny how you can leave the room for ~10 minutes, but that’s only 3 clock minutes in football.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s funny how you can leave the room for ~10 minutes, but that’s only 3 clock minutes in football.
Reposted by Reggie Shmishma
Unless there's an unbreakably valid safety reason why not, all button-operated pedestrian crossings should activate the lights in pedestrians' favour instantly when pressed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Unless there's an unbreakably valid safety reason why not, all button-operated pedestrian crossings should activate the lights in pedestrians' favour instantly when pressed.
They work for us and we need to start firing them as they come up for reelection.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They work for us and we need to start firing them as they come up for reelection.
It’s funny how all week I’m tired but still somehow can’t get to sleep as early as I’d like and waking up is tough.
Yet, last night (Friday) I was asleep before 10 and now I’m up at 6:30.
Yet, last night (Friday) I was asleep before 10 and now I’m up at 6:30.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s funny how all week I’m tired but still somehow can’t get to sleep as early as I’d like and waking up is tough.
Yet, last night (Friday) I was asleep before 10 and now I’m up at 6:30.
Yet, last night (Friday) I was asleep before 10 and now I’m up at 6:30.
I’d like to thank all the government officials who can’t seem to get their heads out of their asses for my canceled trip to California this weekend.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’d like to thank all the government officials who can’t seem to get their heads out of their asses for my canceled trip to California this weekend.
The Netflix/Hallmark Christmas movie formula is simple:
The Christmas (Noun).
Closet
Bed
Umbrella
Cat
Blanket
Pants
Dresser
The Christmas (Noun).
Closet
Bed
Umbrella
Cat
Blanket
Pants
Dresser
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The Netflix/Hallmark Christmas movie formula is simple:
The Christmas (Noun).
Closet
Bed
Umbrella
Cat
Blanket
Pants
Dresser
The Christmas (Noun).
Closet
Bed
Umbrella
Cat
Blanket
Pants
Dresser