Annette
@anniemaggiemart.bsky.social
She/Her
I'm the one with the typos and always moaning about how fat I am! However I am no longer fatter than my husband! Go me! Or maybe he got fatter?
Try to take some time away from here, it’s getting too much! Cannot bear to see Orange Man or Frogface
I'm the one with the typos and always moaning about how fat I am! However I am no longer fatter than my husband! Go me! Or maybe he got fatter?
Try to take some time away from here, it’s getting too much! Cannot bear to see Orange Man or Frogface
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Once more for the haters...
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Once more for the haters...
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If you don't love a spredge, then we can't be friends.
I mean, seriously, aren't these sprayed edge editions just gorgeous!
Why not pop in store and see these beauties for yourself 😍
I mean, seriously, aren't these sprayed edge editions just gorgeous!
Why not pop in store and see these beauties for yourself 😍
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you don't love a spredge, then we can't be friends.
I mean, seriously, aren't these sprayed edge editions just gorgeous!
Why not pop in store and see these beauties for yourself 😍
I mean, seriously, aren't these sprayed edge editions just gorgeous!
Why not pop in store and see these beauties for yourself 😍
Also have sprayed skirting boards and carpets with a spray I bought the last time I had an infestation. Which I worked out was 2013. The spray went out of date 2018!! But it’s a potent one and prob shouldn’t be used at all. Doubt it’s lost its potency.
Let’s hope it doesn’t do the opposite!
Let’s hope it doesn’t do the opposite!
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Also have sprayed skirting boards and carpets with a spray I bought the last time I had an infestation. Which I worked out was 2013. The spray went out of date 2018!! But it’s a potent one and prob shouldn’t be used at all. Doubt it’s lost its potency.
Let’s hope it doesn’t do the opposite!
Let’s hope it doesn’t do the opposite!
Dear God!
How did I cope? My mother! Grandmothers?
And you know, Alexa can’t answer the simplest of questions, be a bit worried what ChatGPT might suggest!
Closer and closer to Idiocracy and Wall-E everyday.
How did I cope? My mother! Grandmothers?
And you know, Alexa can’t answer the simplest of questions, be a bit worried what ChatGPT might suggest!
Closer and closer to Idiocracy and Wall-E everyday.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dear God!
How did I cope? My mother! Grandmothers?
And you know, Alexa can’t answer the simplest of questions, be a bit worried what ChatGPT might suggest!
Closer and closer to Idiocracy and Wall-E everyday.
How did I cope? My mother! Grandmothers?
And you know, Alexa can’t answer the simplest of questions, be a bit worried what ChatGPT might suggest!
Closer and closer to Idiocracy and Wall-E everyday.
I wish we could just forget about that cunt in the Whitehouse. The papers all reporting the ramblings of an idiot.
The man knows fuck all squared, such a shame he leads a powerful country. That’s full of idiots too.
Oh, once again, save us from rich mediocre white men.
The man knows fuck all squared, such a shame he leads a powerful country. That’s full of idiots too.
Oh, once again, save us from rich mediocre white men.
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a sign that says home
Alt: Professor Farnsworth from Futurama saying I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I wish we could just forget about that cunt in the Whitehouse. The papers all reporting the ramblings of an idiot.
The man knows fuck all squared, such a shame he leads a powerful country. That’s full of idiots too.
Oh, once again, save us from rich mediocre white men.
The man knows fuck all squared, such a shame he leads a powerful country. That’s full of idiots too.
Oh, once again, save us from rich mediocre white men.
It’s getting wild windy out there. #StormBram
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s getting wild windy out there. #StormBram
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Emotions aren’t the enemy, they’re the message. Learn to listen to them.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Emotions aren’t the enemy, they’re the message. Learn to listen to them.
Picked up a steam cleaner today and was not liking it. Used an attachment like a Hoover, with a microfibre cloth and it’s slow and annoying.
Then I just used a nozzle! Ooh, love that!
I have so much stuff that cannot be washed at 60 degrees to kill the indestructible fleas. So am steaming them
Then I just used a nozzle! Ooh, love that!
I have so much stuff that cannot be washed at 60 degrees to kill the indestructible fleas. So am steaming them
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Picked up a steam cleaner today and was not liking it. Used an attachment like a Hoover, with a microfibre cloth and it’s slow and annoying.
Then I just used a nozzle! Ooh, love that!
I have so much stuff that cannot be washed at 60 degrees to kill the indestructible fleas. So am steaming them
Then I just used a nozzle! Ooh, love that!
I have so much stuff that cannot be washed at 60 degrees to kill the indestructible fleas. So am steaming them
Traffic around the town awful! Did everyone to try to avoid queuing, but if we had done the first queue we would have been home half an hour ago.
Think the schools in N Ireland have closed at lunchtime. #StormBram I assume! Just kids and cars and buses. Bedlam!
Think the schools in N Ireland have closed at lunchtime. #StormBram I assume! Just kids and cars and buses. Bedlam!
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Traffic around the town awful! Did everyone to try to avoid queuing, but if we had done the first queue we would have been home half an hour ago.
Think the schools in N Ireland have closed at lunchtime. #StormBram I assume! Just kids and cars and buses. Bedlam!
Think the schools in N Ireland have closed at lunchtime. #StormBram I assume! Just kids and cars and buses. Bedlam!
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If you qualify for the high rate mobility element of PIP, you can either have the money each month OR you can use it to lease a car, on a three year lease. They absolutely DO NOT give disabled people free, brand new cars. Mother had a motability car for twenty years and it was a lifeline for her.
Welcome to Britain’s new benefits lie: disabled people are driving BMWs and Mercedes on the taxpayer’s dime.
My column on Motability and the truth behind the headlines and social media myths. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My column on Motability and the truth behind the headlines and social media myths. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Disabled people driving luxury cars on your dime? Just the latest rightwing lie peddled by Labour | Frances Ryan
Starmer’s ailing government is happy to pursue ideas like cutting Motability, but all ministers will do is damage lives and themselves, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
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December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you qualify for the high rate mobility element of PIP, you can either have the money each month OR you can use it to lease a car, on a three year lease. They absolutely DO NOT give disabled people free, brand new cars. Mother had a motability car for twenty years and it was a lifeline for her.
I gave
I face the cat a comb, and thankfully the fleas weren’t the adult ones from yesterday. So I don’t feel as shuddery!
I am fine with spiders and wildlife and things with 10 legs. Cause they are a decent size. But fleas and lice!
Might be because they are associated with dirty homes and well….
I am fine with spiders and wildlife and things with 10 legs. Cause they are a decent size. But fleas and lice!
Might be because they are associated with dirty homes and well….
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I gave
Prescription ordered for the cat!!!
Receptionist doesn’t think she will have to be seen, as she was seen on Thursday, so all details up to date.
Hope to get the 3 monthly one which covers worms etc.
And warned to wash everything I can at 60 degrees! 😬😬😬
Receptionist doesn’t think she will have to be seen, as she was seen on Thursday, so all details up to date.
Hope to get the 3 monthly one which covers worms etc.
And warned to wash everything I can at 60 degrees! 😬😬😬
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Prescription ordered for the cat!!!
Receptionist doesn’t think she will have to be seen, as she was seen on Thursday, so all details up to date.
Hope to get the 3 monthly one which covers worms etc.
And warned to wash everything I can at 60 degrees! 😬😬😬
Receptionist doesn’t think she will have to be seen, as she was seen on Thursday, so all details up to date.
Hope to get the 3 monthly one which covers worms etc.
And warned to wash everything I can at 60 degrees! 😬😬😬
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Good morning. I am open! Mon-Sat 10-5pm with late night Thursday until 7.30pm. It would lovely to see you!
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Good morning. I am open! Mon-Sat 10-5pm with late night Thursday until 7.30pm. It would lovely to see you!
Need to phone the vet, but I need my tea, and shower first.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Need to phone the vet, but I need my tea, and shower first.
Ooh, husband made a good cup of tea this morning.
a cup of tea is being poured from a tea kettle
Alt: a cup of tea is being poured from a white tea pot, into a white cup with a saucer.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Ooh, husband made a good cup of tea this morning.
Really struggling in bed tonight. Imagining it crawling with fleas! And itchy everywhere.
I am do susceptible to things.
Fair chance the cat has had fleas for months and until I saw them today I was fine!
I don’t know how I will manage to get stuff washed and dried. All this bedding and cushions
I am do susceptible to things.
Fair chance the cat has had fleas for months and until I saw them today I was fine!
I don’t know how I will manage to get stuff washed and dried. All this bedding and cushions
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Really struggling in bed tonight. Imagining it crawling with fleas! And itchy everywhere.
I am do susceptible to things.
Fair chance the cat has had fleas for months and until I saw them today I was fine!
I don’t know how I will manage to get stuff washed and dried. All this bedding and cushions
I am do susceptible to things.
Fair chance the cat has had fleas for months and until I saw them today I was fine!
I don’t know how I will manage to get stuff washed and dried. All this bedding and cushions
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Am I having a senior moment or is the audio mix terrible? #fishfight
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Am I having a senior moment or is the audio mix terrible? #fishfight
Right decision.
I don’t think Lewis danced well at all last night and worse in the dance off.
As what happens a lot, it was the routine that did it for him. A bad week, bad song, bad dance.
Well done Amber.
I don’t think Lewis danced well at all last night and worse in the dance off.
As what happens a lot, it was the routine that did it for him. A bad week, bad song, bad dance.
Well done Amber.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Right decision.
I don’t think Lewis danced well at all last night and worse in the dance off.
As what happens a lot, it was the routine that did it for him. A bad week, bad song, bad dance.
Well done Amber.
I don’t think Lewis danced well at all last night and worse in the dance off.
As what happens a lot, it was the routine that did it for him. A bad week, bad song, bad dance.
Well done Amber.
I think Lewis is going.
I mean it’s an awful song and really awkward routine and he looks knackered!
And thing is he hasn’t played a joker* yet!
*sob story
I mean it’s an awful song and really awkward routine and he looks knackered!
And thing is he hasn’t played a joker* yet!
*sob story
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I think Lewis is going.
I mean it’s an awful song and really awkward routine and he looks knackered!
And thing is he hasn’t played a joker* yet!
*sob story
I mean it’s an awful song and really awkward routine and he looks knackered!
And thing is he hasn’t played a joker* yet!
*sob story
OMG
Takes one bad week
Takes one bad week
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
OMG
Takes one bad week
Takes one bad week
Balvinder through! Fab-u-lous
No idea what I wrote
No idea what I wrote
Imagine Fab u lous! Well done
And Karen!!! I was sure she would be in the dance off
OMG loosing someone good well done British public! #Strictly
And Karen!!! I was sure she would be in the dance off
OMG loosing someone good well done British public! #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Balvinder through! Fab-u-lous
No idea what I wrote
No idea what I wrote
Oh God, Fleabag Cat is on me
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh God, Fleabag Cat is on me