Anne Victoria Clark
@annevclark.bsky.social
Vulture writer and producer and union member. You know, one of THOSE.
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writing a horror novel with one hand. using the other to make the spiraling “cuckoo” sign so everyone knows I don’t condone
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
writing a horror novel with one hand. using the other to make the spiraling “cuckoo” sign so everyone knows I don’t condone
Reposted by Anne Victoria Clark
Kid Rock actually did the same thing Bad Bunny did where he named all the different places that make up America but he only listed Texas, the part of Detroit where white people live, Funspot in New Hampshire and the defunct Times Square Señor Frog’s.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Kid Rock actually did the same thing Bad Bunny did where he named all the different places that make up America but he only listed Texas, the part of Detroit where white people live, Funspot in New Hampshire and the defunct Times Square Señor Frog’s.
Do you think that Bad Bunny said all the countries of the Americas in geographic order south to north as an artistic statement or is that just how they're sorted in his mind palace? I'm thinking mind palace bc that's also how mine is
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Do you think that Bad Bunny said all the countries of the Americas in geographic order south to north as an artistic statement or is that just how they're sorted in his mind palace? I'm thinking mind palace bc that's also how mine is
Women with hips are always gonna upset dudes who prefer, like, kids.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Women with hips are always gonna upset dudes who prefer, like, kids.
What's really funny is that pretty much everyone on the porch of the bad bunny house that they quickly panned over is more famous than kid rock
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
What's really funny is that pretty much everyone on the porch of the bad bunny house that they quickly panned over is more famous than kid rock
I am begging the producers of live television events to please check your venues for lady gaga before you start, many live events end up featuring lady gaga without warning because so few people think to do this
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I am begging the producers of live television events to please check your venues for lady gaga before you start, many live events end up featuring lady gaga without warning because so few people think to do this
I finished my very first watch of Mad Men and I am mean now. Just full of sass. I've got an ATTITUDE PROBLEM. It has put such a rage in me.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I finished my very first watch of Mad Men and I am mean now. Just full of sass. I've got an ATTITUDE PROBLEM. It has put such a rage in me.
Of all the strange things to happen in stranger things a candy striper knowing this much medicine is the most strange thing, perhaps of all.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Of all the strange things to happen in stranger things a candy striper knowing this much medicine is the most strange thing, perhaps of all.
If I am experiencing travel delays it is the end of the world, if people on the news are experiencing travel delays it's pure entertainment thank you yes more please
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If I am experiencing travel delays it is the end of the world, if people on the news are experiencing travel delays it's pure entertainment thank you yes more please
You know that scene where Taylor Swift listens to the audiobook to calm her nervous system down, that's how I am with episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You know that scene where Taylor Swift listens to the audiobook to calm her nervous system down, that's how I am with episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm
Every Christmas we joke about three ghosts visiting the president and every Christmas they fail us. It's time to accept that we need more ghosts. And BIGGER ghosts.
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Every Christmas we joke about three ghosts visiting the president and every Christmas they fail us. It's time to accept that we need more ghosts. And BIGGER ghosts.
This week's South Park made me actually weep.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This week's South Park made me actually weep.
Jesse Plemons aka the millennial Tommy Lee Jones
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Jesse Plemons aka the millennial Tommy Lee Jones
Every time I see them I am forced to Google which Jonas hurt my dear sweet close personal friend Sophie Turner and it's so annoying. Can we just make him wear a little tag?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Every time I see them I am forced to Google which Jonas hurt my dear sweet close personal friend Sophie Turner and it's so annoying. Can we just make him wear a little tag?
We are witnessing one of the most diabolical Substack subscriber ploys/longest bamboo metaphors in history right now. What a time to be alive.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We are witnessing one of the most diabolical Substack subscriber ploys/longest bamboo metaphors in history right now. What a time to be alive.
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
In other news, they're literally moving Tehran because it's out of water. NBD. It's fine. This is fine. It's allllll going fine.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In other news, they're literally moving Tehran because it's out of water. NBD. It's fine. This is fine. It's allllll going fine.
Who HASN'T confused a pussy palace for a dojo
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Who HASN'T confused a pussy palace for a dojo
Love to listen to my favorite pop star Lily Allen sing lines like "I didn't know it was your pussy palace, I always thought it was a dojo" that simply anyone can relate to
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Love to listen to my favorite pop star Lily Allen sing lines like "I didn't know it was your pussy palace, I always thought it was a dojo" that simply anyone can relate to
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Do you think they talked about the tribulations of having Aloof Wives
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Do you think they talked about the tribulations of having Aloof Wives
Time to play my favorite game: Which Mormon Wife Am I Looking At? I AM ACTUALLY VERY BAD AT IT
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Time to play my favorite game: Which Mormon Wife Am I Looking At? I AM ACTUALLY VERY BAD AT IT
I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.
On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"
This is a huge responsibility.
This is a huge responsibility.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"
This is a huge responsibility.
This is a huge responsibility.
Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.