Anne Elizabeth Moore
@anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social
Eisner-winning, Lambda-nominated author of BODY HORROR, GENTRIFIER, SWEET LITTLE CUNT, and UNMARKETABLE and host of the true-crime audio series MY INEVITABLE MURDER. Runs a hot sauce and podcasting concern for "fun." 2025 Colby College writer-in-residence.
Ohmygawd, I'm in a hotel coffee bar listening to staff and patrons verbally introduce a traveler to Chicago . It's like seven to one in there and this poor guy is like "but why do I have to take a side?" Meanwhile everyone else is listing cities Chicago is superior to: New York (obvi), SF, etc.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ohmygawd, I'm in a hotel coffee bar listening to staff and patrons verbally introduce a traveler to Chicago . It's like seven to one in there and this poor guy is like "but why do I have to take a side?" Meanwhile everyone else is listing cities Chicago is superior to: New York (obvi), SF, etc.
This is totally true!
One of my most vivid memories of my several decades in the city was when I wanted to walk the full length of the Brown Line platform while waiting one day and as I passed him, another waiter got sort of aggressive with me, like didn't want to let me walk down to the end.
One of my most vivid memories of my several decades in the city was when I wanted to walk the full length of the Brown Line platform while waiting one day and as I passed him, another waiter got sort of aggressive with me, like didn't want to let me walk down to the end.
And if you get a little too eager, the other people will shift slightly to block you until it’s your turn
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This is totally true!
One of my most vivid memories of my several decades in the city was when I wanted to walk the full length of the Brown Line platform while waiting one day and as I passed him, another waiter got sort of aggressive with me, like didn't want to let me walk down to the end.
One of my most vivid memories of my several decades in the city was when I wanted to walk the full length of the Brown Line platform while waiting one day and as I passed him, another waiter got sort of aggressive with me, like didn't want to let me walk down to the end.
I totally forgot that Chicagoans outside of the Loop will, when approaching a bus stop, mentally note the order of who got there when, and then patiently wait in line in the rain once the bus arrives so everyone can board in arrival order.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I totally forgot that Chicagoans outside of the Loop will, when approaching a bus stop, mentally note the order of who got there when, and then patiently wait in line in the rain once the bus arrives so everyone can board in arrival order.
Rest well and comfortably, Alice Wong. ❤️
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Rest well and comfortably, Alice Wong. ❤️
apparently i miss my art school student days because i am once again staying in on a friday night to make a short animation about vegetables
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
apparently i miss my art school student days because i am once again staying in on a friday night to make a short animation about vegetables
The guy who owns the dump made fun of me for having paint on my pants today. WTF dude we are at a dump. Also you are clearly wearing pyjamas
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The guy who owns the dump made fun of me for having paint on my pants today. WTF dude we are at a dump. Also you are clearly wearing pyjamas
I wonder if the NYS Tax Department is planning any updates soon? Just kidding! They email me three times a day about it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I wonder if the NYS Tax Department is planning any updates soon? Just kidding! They email me three times a day about it.
Going to college in Wisconsin meant being surrounded by people whose parents died on the Edmund Fitzgerald and who felt persecuted by *that song* but who wouldn't—couldn't—talk about that time, so you came to know the feeling of inexplicable loss, but no details, which I guess is appropriate.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Going to college in Wisconsin meant being surrounded by people whose parents died on the Edmund Fitzgerald and who felt persecuted by *that song* but who wouldn't—couldn't—talk about that time, so you came to know the feeling of inexplicable loss, but no details, which I guess is appropriate.
Gofundme to convince me to take the empty stage at this horrible food expo to start extolling the many virtues of cannibalism
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Gofundme to convince me to take the empty stage at this horrible food expo to start extolling the many virtues of cannibalism
Today at the food expo, a week after SNAP benefits ended, major Trump supporter Goya decided to just give away full bags of groceries. So the small businesses at the food expo had no visitors, all day long.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Today at the food expo, a week after SNAP benefits ended, major Trump supporter Goya decided to just give away full bags of groceries. So the small businesses at the food expo had no visitors, all day long.
I'm at a food expo in New Jersey and MULTIPLE WOMEN have come by in the last 50 minutes with baby carriages FILLED with ELABORATELY DRESSED CHIHUAHUAS
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm at a food expo in New Jersey and MULTIPLE WOMEN have come by in the last 50 minutes with baby carriages FILLED with ELABORATELY DRESSED CHIHUAHUAS
what is HAPPENING today, literally all of my outstanding accounts are getting paid plus Ellis plus The Sandwich Hurler plus a delivery that's been lost for a month just showed up. Oh wait, this is a dream isn't it
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
what is HAPPENING today, literally all of my outstanding accounts are getting paid plus Ellis plus The Sandwich Hurler plus a delivery that's been lost for a month just showed up. Oh wait, this is a dream isn't it
SANDWICH GUY FOR MAYOR OF EVERYWHERE ELSE
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
SANDWICH GUY FOR MAYOR OF EVERYWHERE ELSE
I love this judge, but if she keeps saying stuff like this I'm going to start believing in democracy again.
Ellis:
"It is difficult to see how an injunction ordering the government to comply with the Constitution can be harmful."
"It is difficult to see how an injunction ordering the government to comply with the Constitution can be harmful."
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I love this judge, but if she keeps saying stuff like this I'm going to start believing in democracy again.
It's not clear to me who these women are that have ruined the workplace, but I congratulate them. Work is the worst.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's not clear to me who these women are that have ruined the workplace, but I congratulate them. Work is the worst.
Hm, so I'm being targeted by what I assume is an AI marketer who wants me to pay them to boost admissions at the place I am severely underpaid to teach? This isn't even dumb anymore, it's emotionally abusive.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hm, so I'm being targeted by what I assume is an AI marketer who wants me to pay them to boost admissions at the place I am severely underpaid to teach? This isn't even dumb anymore, it's emotionally abusive.
Prepare for me to basically live in NYC for the foreseeable futch. You wanna get coffee? I'm game. Need a last minute sitter? Sure thing. Friend date at the city-owned grocery store? Let's check it out!
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Prepare for me to basically live in NYC for the foreseeable futch. You wanna get coffee? I'm game. Need a last minute sitter? Sure thing. Friend date at the city-owned grocery store? Let's check it out!
So all those m/billionaires who said they were going to leave NYC/self-immolate/eat dog shit or whatever if Mamdani won—is that being livestreamed anywhere?
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So all those m/billionaires who said they were going to leave NYC/self-immolate/eat dog shit or whatever if Mamdani won—is that being livestreamed anywhere?
The big bummer about it getting dark earlier is that I still assume I am late to eat dinner ... at 4:30 pm
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The big bummer about it getting dark earlier is that I still assume I am late to eat dinner ... at 4:30 pm
Is the quality of trolling slipping? Old white dude with ammo in his handle commented on my internet video today that I should fix my teeth. Meanwhile I had an open mouth wound he apparently failed to notice. Wtf dude that's a health code violation, you're not even trying. Wuss
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is the quality of trolling slipping? Old white dude with ammo in his handle commented on my internet video today that I should fix my teeth. Meanwhile I had an open mouth wound he apparently failed to notice. Wtf dude that's a health code violation, you're not even trying. Wuss
This'll cost about $500 bucks per month, and we've already raised enough to cover five months. Wanna pitch in to keep my neighbors alive and thriving? www.catskillsagrarianalliance.org/donate
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This'll cost about $500 bucks per month, and we've already raised enough to cover five months. Wanna pitch in to keep my neighbors alive and thriving? www.catskillsagrarianalliance.org/donate
A majority of folks in my rural, wealth-challenged community survive on SNAP, and after years of effort, my CSA succeeded in getting SNAP benefits to cover CSA shares. In response to the loss of SNAP benefits, we've decided to ... just keep giving shares to those who need them.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A majority of folks in my rural, wealth-challenged community survive on SNAP, and after years of effort, my CSA succeeded in getting SNAP benefits to cover CSA shares. In response to the loss of SNAP benefits, we've decided to ... just keep giving shares to those who need them.
definitely just got an email from a publicist listing "all the tropes!" as a selling point on a new book and idk, maybe it's time to rethink some stuff
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
definitely just got an email from a publicist listing "all the tropes!" as a selling point on a new book and idk, maybe it's time to rethink some stuff
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October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For some reason I can't share Megan Milks' Instagram post about their new book, so I'm going to go on every single social media platform and public locale I can to tell you to pre-order it now. NOW! Use code WELCOME35 on the new @feministpress.bsky.social website to preorder!
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
For some reason I can't share Megan Milks' Instagram post about their new book, so I'm going to go on every single social media platform and public locale I can to tell you to pre-order it now. NOW! Use code WELCOME35 on the new @feministpress.bsky.social website to preorder!