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Anne Elizabeth Moore
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Eisner-winning, Lambda-nominated author of BODY HORROR, GENTRIFIER, SWEET LITTLE CUNT, and UNMARKETABLE and host of the true-crime audio series MY INEVITABLE MURDER. Runs a hot sauce and podcasting concern for "fun." 2025 Colby College writer-in-residence.
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For the record, this was exactly as delightful as I hoped. I was very nearly not allowed to leave because the Puppet Master tried to attach strings to me. Pretty sure most of this was totally illegal. Zillion stars, no notes.
One veterinary sciences student wearing some kind of balloon under his clothes, dripping with blood in walking with a tilted head toward the viewer, and another veterinary sciences student behind him dressed as a dead-eyed bear, both terrifying.
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I have a professional photographer taking pix of my hot sauce today and she's SMSing various test shots and it's like being besties with the school photographer on picture day. I'm such a proud mama.
A hot sauce called magma in a bottle and a dish, surrounded by various ingredients in the hot sauce. A hot sauce called mud in a jar and a dish, with some honey spilled on the table next to it, as well as a habanero, a chipotle, and a guajillo.
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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My pal Carla Bruni wrote this book and it's a lovely, vernacular guide to the lovely, vernacular architecture of America's loveliest and most vernacular city.
A hardback book called CHICAGO HOMES that also has small illustrations of 18 Chicago houses on it
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Dudes keep throwing garbage in my sinkhole
Some garbage in the ever-expanding sinkhole in front of my house that threatens to absorb both the sidewalk and the retaining wall that keeps up the hill that keeps up my house.
September 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Took home one of these tonight, plus placed in two other categories and had a hot sauce so beloved in the People's Choice category that everyone who voted assumed it won even though it didn't.
Hot sauce trophy from Fiery Farm Fest 2025 reading "first place red sauce," next to a bottle of the winning sauce, LAVA, from Tinkertown Provisions.
August 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Meet Alice Sea Sparkle Tiger (not mine). Weighs two pounds soaking weight, delivers excellent kisses, poops wherever the hell she wants. Dog or Muppet? Unclear
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Oh wait maybe you all can help (honestly wrong answers only):
August 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Buncha queers tonight raised a shit-ton of money for fighting fires and saving lives and now I have 200 more best friends, I'd say that's a pretty good day despite all the fascism
A large group of people, most of whose faces are obscured, square dancing at the fire hall pavilion.
July 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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holy fuck nuh-uh to all of this
July 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The Flag Day Parade the next town over is weirdly low-key this year, nearly to the point of hostility
June 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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My meditation app wants this guy to relax me ?!?! How
June 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I can't stop laughing about this mug I ordered, which is a play on a hot sauce I make and is not funny for any other reason

www.tinkertownprovisions.com/product-page...
June 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I've pitted the cute-dog plumber against the bad-ass biker plumber in a bid to yes literally snake my drain, but I think we have a clear winner?
June 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Walked to my local art house theater TO WATCH MY FRIENDS BE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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New newsletter out, featuring the funny and only slightly disgusting interview with THE SCORCH QUEEN:
mailchi.mp/d9c0e49f99d8...
A woman eating a very hot pepper during a chili-eating challenge next to a man on a break from same. Overlay text reads "Childbirth is proof that women can handle a lot of pain," with the attribution below: The Scorch Queen in the Tinkertown Provisioner."
May 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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My Independent Bookstore Day plans will be reading out loud from my upcoming nutso buttso novel about a geriatric woman serial killer at Hello Hello Books in Rockland Maine. In case that sounds fun to you.
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I would be very interested in speaking to someone who can explain to me exactly how monumentally this will f*** Cambodia.
April 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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OMG The Lure (2015)!! So many dancing!! How can a movie be so good?!?!
Original movie poster for The Lure, 2015
March 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If you follow this account for my *probably exclusive* coverage of OnlyPans, allegedly a restaurant of some variety, I have an exciting update for you that answers none of my original questions and supports every submitted theory so far. It is the logo:
The OnlyPans logo which features a very moist mouth and visible tongue. Why
March 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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New beef joke just dropped. Get it here: www.tinkertownprovisions.com/product-page...
A lady with long hair and lipstick wearing a youth large t-shirt that says cuts of pepper, and then shows you all the ways that you can butcher a pepper in a handy chart, for which this same lady consulted many actual butchers. Back of the same heather gray t-shirt features the Tinkertown Provisions logo in black, at the neck. It's cute!
March 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Raise your hand if you knew that this guy's awkward initials were just cover for his even more awkward name
A bust of Leon Leonwood Bean, who looks like a David Lasky character
March 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Here's my cat, Captain America, watching as much of Oscar-winning FLOW as she could deal with (8 seconds)
Black cat hiding under a chair while watching a terrified movie about a black cat caught in a flood
March 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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visited a haunted senior living facility today
A large industrial looking brick building of three stories that is a senior housing facility and also haunted, but you can't see that in the picture
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I'll be reading from Body Horror in Waterville, ME on Feb. 24, and just hit on this passage in prep (from "A Few Things I Have Learned About Illness in America.")
Mass disabling events, unfortunately, do not concern the US government, nor do they represent anything more than annoyances to the major corporate forces that seem to guide Federal policy. Acting as if a public health crisis does concern our government, presenting information as if it could be convinced to, or otherwise behaving in a manner that presumes you may be cared for by people whose salaries you pay, and in many cases whom you have elected to public office, is futile.
February 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Surprising no one but me, I hired someone at the hot sauce shop who turns out to be a cartoonist! Pretty good one too!
The weighty ballpoint pen of Zellah House, new autobio cartoonist on the scene!
January 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM