The Doctor of Happiness
@angrierfish.bsky.social
“True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice of them.” - Ben Jonson
Pittsburgh, PA
#H2P
Pittsburgh, PA
#H2P
Pick yourself up off the side of the road,
With your elevator bones and your whip-lash tones.
With your elevator bones and your whip-lash tones.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pick yourself up off the side of the road,
With your elevator bones and your whip-lash tones.
With your elevator bones and your whip-lash tones.
For the entire duration of cooking, I promise to stand vigilantly within 3 feet of my turkey, in a combat crouch, ready to spring into action in fractions of a second if anything goes amiss.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
For the entire duration of cooking, I promise to stand vigilantly within 3 feet of my turkey, in a combat crouch, ready to spring into action in fractions of a second if anything goes amiss.
Well, now we have to dress even more sloppy than before, somehow.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Well, now we have to dress even more sloppy than before, somehow.
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Y’all remember how Doge found so much fraud that not one single person was charged with fraud?
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Y’all remember how Doge found so much fraud that not one single person was charged with fraud?
After pummeling Georgia Tech on their own field, Pitt is now ranked... below Georgia Tech.
This is why polls suck.
This is why polls suck.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
After pummeling Georgia Tech on their own field, Pitt is now ranked... below Georgia Tech.
This is why polls suck.
This is why polls suck.
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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The FAA warned major airlines of a “potentially hazardous situation” when flying over Venezuela and urged them to exercise caution.
US warns airlines of potential hazards when flying over Venezuela | CNN
The US Federal Aviation Administration warned major airlines on Friday of a “potentially hazardous situation” when flying over Venezuela and urged them to exercise caution.
www.cnn.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The FAA warned major airlines of a “potentially hazardous situation” when flying over Venezuela and urged them to exercise caution.
Too much to watch tonight. Pluribus, Pens game, Ken Burns thing. I'm bumfuzzled.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Too much to watch tonight. Pluribus, Pens game, Ken Burns thing. I'm bumfuzzled.
I can't believe he's making them use the Arabic numeral system. What's next? The Latin alphabet?
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I can't believe he's making them use the Arabic numeral system. What's next? The Latin alphabet?
Ok, explain this headline to someone from 2006, in one paragraph.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ok, explain this headline to someone from 2006, in one paragraph.
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Scientific information on the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s website was replaced with anti-vaccine talking points that don’t rule out a link between vaccines and autism, despite an abundance of evidence that there’s no connection. https://cnn.it/4o9AMxj
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Scientific information on the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s website was replaced with anti-vaccine talking points that don’t rule out a link between vaccines and autism, despite an abundance of evidence that there’s no connection. https://cnn.it/4o9AMxj
I used to dance under the name "Bag of Perfectly Preserved Flesh" in college.
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I used to dance under the name "Bag of Perfectly Preserved Flesh" in college.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
Merry World Toilet Day to all!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Merry World Toilet Day to all!!!
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Trump: "The one and only McDonald's -- I've gone there a couple of times"
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Trump: "The one and only McDonald's -- I've gone there a couple of times"
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Guessing that Virginia Tech won't schedule Virginia anymore so that the Hokies can play Akron
former Penn State coach James Franklin is expected to be hired as the next head coach at Virginia Tech, according to Matt Zenitz of @cbssports.bsky.social.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Guessing that Virginia Tech won't schedule Virginia anymore so that the Hokies can play Akron
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Pretty sure this is the same woman who in order to launch her own political career gleefully publicly chased down and harassed a minor who was a victim of a school shooting.
But yes, we should all do better.
www.cnn.com/videos/polit...
But yes, we should all do better.
www.cnn.com/videos/polit...
See Marjorie Taylor Greene confront Parkland shooting survivor | CNN Politics
CNN’s Erin Burnett wonders how House Republicans could remain silent over Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) past comments supporting the execution of prominent Democrats and others about the Parkla...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pretty sure this is the same woman who in order to launch her own political career gleefully publicly chased down and harassed a minor who was a victim of a school shooting.
But yes, we should all do better.
www.cnn.com/videos/polit...
But yes, we should all do better.
www.cnn.com/videos/polit...
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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