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i should be a housecat
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Showing up late to the party with a mocha in hand, looking for a kitty to pet.

She/they
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I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
This is the level of perceived contraction that I want to send out into the world. I salute you, trucker hat lady.
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Spotted: woman at the coffee shop wearing a florescent pink trucker hat, reading a book titled Be Responsible.
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I’m not sure any talk show host had as much fun doing his own thing in the dead of night on network television as Craig Ferguson…
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Don't wanna 😭
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I always forget you do this and I love them! Not just for the reminder of how much my hair has grown this year 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Profiles are so damn important
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love the fun little corners of YouTube I come across. Lately it's been aquariums and today I just found topiary.
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can do it! Get a reward snack for yourself for going in there
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So pretty! I'm a sucker for hearts
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh good, I'm far too lazy to go to Waldo to pick up a pizza. Though... Damn, that also sounds really tasty now.
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Okay, but where? I need to know for Future Me
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sundays are for robe time on the couch
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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May today be highly unplanned
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pretty!
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I am doing my best, promise. ❤️ It's just weird to be used to doing stuff and then your body says "nah, we're ready to sleep now"
December 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wow, my stamina is awful after this past month. I had lunch with my grandma and returned some library books and grabbed a coffee and I'm exhausted. Caffeine, please be my friend 😍
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Seems I really do need to drag my ass back to Aldi
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OMG that's amazing. I love it
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM