&y
@andytold.bsky.social
they/he
we never found out whose line it was anyway
we never found out whose line it was anyway
The Birds (1963) but it’s all trans-women named Raven and it’s my birthday
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Birds (1963) but it’s all trans-women named Raven and it’s my birthday
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*Fort Knox vault door opens. All the gold is missing. On the floor is a single card marked with a fleur-de-lis*
Trump: (gasps) Le Chevalier!
Trump: (gasps) Le Chevalier!
Trump: "We've actually going to Ft Knox to see if the gold is there. Because maybe somebody stole the gold. Tons of gold."
February 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
*Fort Knox vault door opens. All the gold is missing. On the floor is a single card marked with a fleur-de-lis*
Trump: (gasps) Le Chevalier!
Trump: (gasps) Le Chevalier!
the legendary double feature of pink flamingos and surfs up
February 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
the legendary double feature of pink flamingos and surfs up
we have the 8th amendment can’t stop me from what im about to do to austin butler
February 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
we have the 8th amendment can’t stop me from what im about to do to austin butler
yes, i’ll have a “gamer margarita” i don’t know what’s in it but it’s taste like neon and has crushed doritos on the rim
February 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
yes, i’ll have a “gamer margarita” i don’t know what’s in it but it’s taste like neon and has crushed doritos on the rim
those kids that wore basketball shorts in winter would be amazing spartans
February 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
those kids that wore basketball shorts in winter would be amazing spartans
i ate a jolly rancher and now im going haywire
absolutely kerputz
absolutely kerputz
February 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i ate a jolly rancher and now im going haywire
absolutely kerputz
absolutely kerputz
i just want you to think of me anytime the Might Mighty Bosstones play
January 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i just want you to think of me anytime the Might Mighty Bosstones play
he wouldn’t be as well known if he was Thom Brady
January 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
he wouldn’t be as well known if he was Thom Brady
jennifer coolidge should be allowed to smash michael fasbender in the crotch with a crowbar
January 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
jennifer coolidge should be allowed to smash michael fasbender in the crotch with a crowbar
believe it or not, the part where i got way too drunk at trivia night is in the book of Revalations
January 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
believe it or not, the part where i got way too drunk at trivia night is in the book of Revalations
did GY!BE not make the best apocalypse music or what
January 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
did GY!BE not make the best apocalypse music or what
they should sell nadu breakfast at IHOP
January 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
they should sell nadu breakfast at IHOP
was watch buffy yesterday and then BOOM joyce dies, was watching succession today and then BOOM logan dies
my first christmas without my dad and my tv shows have turned against me
my first christmas without my dad and my tv shows have turned against me
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
was watch buffy yesterday and then BOOM joyce dies, was watching succession today and then BOOM logan dies
my first christmas without my dad and my tv shows have turned against me
my first christmas without my dad and my tv shows have turned against me
im gonna go all ghost-of-christmas-yet-to-be on mr. beast
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
im gonna go all ghost-of-christmas-yet-to-be on mr. beast
it’s been 2016 for 8 years
December 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
it’s been 2016 for 8 years
steely dan are sirens and im gonna crash into rocks for them
December 13, 2024 at 8:00 PM
steely dan are sirens and im gonna crash into rocks for them
you’re monkeys in a daze and your crops are almost withering, and here i am vibing in a way that would make a greek god hoot and holler
December 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
you’re monkeys in a daze and your crops are almost withering, and here i am vibing in a way that would make a greek god hoot and holler
my beers should remain nutmeg and cinnamon free, but here we are in the happy fucking holidays
December 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
my beers should remain nutmeg and cinnamon free, but here we are in the happy fucking holidays
having cowboy sex must hurt, with the spurs just digging into my shoulders
December 11, 2024 at 4:33 AM
having cowboy sex must hurt, with the spurs just digging into my shoulders
im more listerine than man
December 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
im more listerine than man
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the shark bondage makes the car go faster
December 10, 2024 at 6:57 PM
the shark bondage makes the car go faster
there are drones watching my every movement but all they’re seeing is me and cisco getting drunk and going “so true”
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
there are drones watching my every movement but all they’re seeing is me and cisco getting drunk and going “so true”