Andy Jones
@andyjonesnottm.bsky.social
Nottingham Labour party fella. Policy officer for my CLP. LGC Vice Chair. Maker of music and dad jokes.
Gavin Friday at EartH Hackney last night. Absolutely astonishing.
April 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gavin Friday at EartH Hackney last night. Absolutely astonishing.
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Don’t know I’ve just not had enough sleep or if Malta can work around their song by just putting the word “KANT” in big letters on the screen behind the singer at Eurovision and going “look, honestly, it’s that word.”
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Don’t know I’ve just not had enough sleep or if Malta can work around their song by just putting the word “KANT” in big letters on the screen behind the singer at Eurovision and going “look, honestly, it’s that word.”
I decided today that I would beat the Binfluencer on my street - yknow, the person that always has the sense to know which bin goes out for collection. Nope. Beaten to it by the Binfluencer. The only other bin out. It's my next door neighbour. Devastated.
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a wrestling logo on his chest .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a wrestling logo on his chest .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I decided today that I would beat the Binfluencer on my street - yknow, the person that always has the sense to know which bin goes out for collection. Nope. Beaten to it by the Binfluencer. The only other bin out. It's my next door neighbour. Devastated.
Was just running the vacuum cleaner over the stairs using the hose thingy. There's a clunk and I start yelling in pain.
"What's wrong?" she shouts, rushing to my aid.
"I dropped the hoover on my head."
She stood there laughing. Honestly, some people. 🤣
"What's wrong?" she shouts, rushing to my aid.
"I dropped the hoover on my head."
She stood there laughing. Honestly, some people. 🤣
January 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Was just running the vacuum cleaner over the stairs using the hose thingy. There's a clunk and I start yelling in pain.
"What's wrong?" she shouts, rushing to my aid.
"I dropped the hoover on my head."
She stood there laughing. Honestly, some people. 🤣
"What's wrong?" she shouts, rushing to my aid.
"I dropped the hoover on my head."
She stood there laughing. Honestly, some people. 🤣
I've been having a really rough time these last few days. Really really awful. Actually had a proper panic attack yesterday. First big one in years. Just wanted to say thanks to the fine people that have shown up and given me some emotional and practical support. You're good people.
January 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I've been having a really rough time these last few days. Really really awful. Actually had a proper panic attack yesterday. First big one in years. Just wanted to say thanks to the fine people that have shown up and given me some emotional and practical support. You're good people.
Just had a random lady come up to me in the street
"I hope you don't mind, but you look like a young Mel Gibson"
"I hope you don't mind, but you look like a young Mel Gibson"
a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face .
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January 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just had a random lady come up to me in the street
"I hope you don't mind, but you look like a young Mel Gibson"
"I hope you don't mind, but you look like a young Mel Gibson"
Every night I tell myself "I am the cosmos, I am the wind. But that won't get you back again.
January 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Every night I tell myself "I am the cosmos, I am the wind. But that won't get you back again.
Get this book. Quite brilliant.
January 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Get this book. Quite brilliant.
Having a listen to Welcome To The Pleasuredome for the first time in ages. The sheer audacity of a new band at the time to follow up two massive hits with an album that starts with a weird intro and then a huge slice of dance-prog that lasts for an entire side of vinyl...incredible.
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Having a listen to Welcome To The Pleasuredome for the first time in ages. The sheer audacity of a new band at the time to follow up two massive hits with an album that starts with a weird intro and then a huge slice of dance-prog that lasts for an entire side of vinyl...incredible.
Just had a walk down to the shops and back. Less than 10 minutes each way. The number of drivers on their phones in traffic is insane. Really need a crackdown on this nonsense. I'd propose an immediate 6 month ban if you're caught. No exceptions.
January 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just had a walk down to the shops and back. Less than 10 minutes each way. The number of drivers on their phones in traffic is insane. Really need a crackdown on this nonsense. I'd propose an immediate 6 month ban if you're caught. No exceptions.
Random thought: How come one never sees pro-life activists outside vasectomy clinics?
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Random thought: How come one never sees pro-life activists outside vasectomy clinics?
I've started a petition to strip Asma al-Assad of UK citizenship
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Petition: Strip UK Citizenship from Asma al-Assad
As the first lady of a brutal regime responsible for unimaginable horrors in Syria, UK citizenship should be revoked from Asma al-Assad.
petition.parliament.uk
December 9, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I've started a petition to strip Asma al-Assad of UK citizenship
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Good. Can we do the Brexit referendum again on the same grounds, please?
This decision comes after declassified information was published by the country’s secret services, indicating that there was “Russian interference” in the campaign that led to far-right conspiracy theorist candidate Georgescu placing first in the initial round of the presidential elections.
December 6, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Good. Can we do the Brexit referendum again on the same grounds, please?
Sigh. The perils of making music whilst also having a cat.
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Sigh. The perils of making music whilst also having a cat.
So. South Korea. The President is trying to stage a military coup in order to preserve democracy? What? Have I got this right? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
So. South Korea. The President is trying to stage a military coup in order to preserve democracy? What? Have I got this right? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????
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Kemi Badenoch tells Keir Starmer that "we had a Budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards."
Anyway, here's the 'go slow' protest by farmers that blockaded the streets around Parliament following the Conservative Government's last Budget in March
Anyway, here's the 'go slow' protest by farmers that blockaded the streets around Parliament following the Conservative Government's last Budget in March
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Kemi Badenoch tells Keir Starmer that "we had a Budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards."
Anyway, here's the 'go slow' protest by farmers that blockaded the streets around Parliament following the Conservative Government's last Budget in March
Anyway, here's the 'go slow' protest by farmers that blockaded the streets around Parliament following the Conservative Government's last Budget in March
The last thing I needed today was a meeting *outside*.
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 PM
The last thing I needed today was a meeting *outside*.
Oh yes. Absolutely.
November 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Oh yes. Absolutely.
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The news that people inheriting land worth at least £1 million will have to pay tax on it has drawn significantly more outrage from politicians and the press than the news that 1 in 3 children in Britain are now living in poverty…
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
The news that people inheriting land worth at least £1 million will have to pay tax on it has drawn significantly more outrage from politicians and the press than the news that 1 in 3 children in Britain are now living in poverty…
Checked my calendar for next week only to discover that I've got solid meetings every evening except Friday and work as well. I need a bloody rest.
November 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Checked my calendar for next week only to discover that I've got solid meetings every evening except Friday and work as well. I need a bloody rest.
Waiting for Goat. Quite excited.
November 16, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Waiting for Goat. Quite excited.
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Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
My war on Christmas will not cease until it ends its illegal occupation of November.
November 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
My war on Christmas will not cease until it ends its illegal occupation of November.