miffy4boys
@andyfach.bsky.social
Older than I imagined but yet somehow younger than I feel. Oof...
Lot of grumpy shit on my timeline today. Here my cat instead...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Lot of grumpy shit on my timeline today. Here my cat instead...
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
#asymmetricaudrey #castsofbluesky #catTuesday
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Make Art (1/4)
Poor areas in England are full of vape shops and bookies.
Study undertaken by The Independent Commission of Whether Sherlock Had No Shit.
Cafés, for all the spare time and spare money people have? I guess gyms would be somewhere off the street to buy ketamine.
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Study undertaken by The Independent Commission of Whether Sherlock Had No Shit.
Cafés, for all the spare time and spare money people have? I guess gyms would be somewhere off the street to buy ketamine.
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
England’s poorest areas have 70% more vape shops and bookmakers than wealthier ones
Data shows deprived communities have more off-licences and takeaways and fewer childcare facilities and gyms
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Poor areas in England are full of vape shops and bookies.
Study undertaken by The Independent Commission of Whether Sherlock Had No Shit.
Cafés, for all the spare time and spare money people have? I guess gyms would be somewhere off the street to buy ketamine.
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Study undertaken by The Independent Commission of Whether Sherlock Had No Shit.
Cafés, for all the spare time and spare money people have? I guess gyms would be somewhere off the street to buy ketamine.
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Saw a guy today driving a van. He had a lad sitting on his lap. Little more than a toddler really. He had his seat belt around both of them. On a public road.
What did he think he would do to that child if they had a bump. How hard would he crush that child against that seat belt in an instant...
What did he think he would do to that child if they had a bump. How hard would he crush that child against that seat belt in an instant...
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Saw a guy today driving a van. He had a lad sitting on his lap. Little more than a toddler really. He had his seat belt around both of them. On a public road.
What did he think he would do to that child if they had a bump. How hard would he crush that child against that seat belt in an instant...
What did he think he would do to that child if they had a bump. How hard would he crush that child against that seat belt in an instant...
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The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia.
See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia.
See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
They say nobody likes a smart arse.
I'd love a smart arse because mine is well untidy...
I'll get me coat...
#buttjokes
I'd love a smart arse because mine is well untidy...
I'll get me coat...
#buttjokes
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
They say nobody likes a smart arse.
I'd love a smart arse because mine is well untidy...
I'll get me coat...
#buttjokes
I'd love a smart arse because mine is well untidy...
I'll get me coat...
#buttjokes
Still have a crush on Sally Phillips.
There. Said it. Now for some lunch.
There. Said it. Now for some lunch.
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Still have a crush on Sally Phillips.
There. Said it. Now for some lunch.
There. Said it. Now for some lunch.
There are over 2000 species of moth in the UK I have just learnt.
They are all Evil.
Tasty for bats, sure. But evil... 😜
They are all Evil.
Tasty for bats, sure. But evil... 😜
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
There are over 2000 species of moth in the UK I have just learnt.
They are all Evil.
Tasty for bats, sure. But evil... 😜
They are all Evil.
Tasty for bats, sure. But evil... 😜
Often, if a boy grows up to look like his mother he will be considered beautiful and graceful. Poets might write about him etc.
Then you look at Trump and his mother and think wow, the apple did not fall far from that ugly tree but it hit every branch on the way down.
Then you look at Trump and his mother and think wow, the apple did not fall far from that ugly tree but it hit every branch on the way down.
January 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Often, if a boy grows up to look like his mother he will be considered beautiful and graceful. Poets might write about him etc.
Then you look at Trump and his mother and think wow, the apple did not fall far from that ugly tree but it hit every branch on the way down.
Then you look at Trump and his mother and think wow, the apple did not fall far from that ugly tree but it hit every branch on the way down.
As a white middle-aged Brit there's a sad angry part of me that thinks Americans are getting in a lather right now because two white folks have been killed...
They been building this yellow-brick road for 150 years and singing merrily.
Now they've found out Oz is a fascist... 😱 Colour me stunned
They been building this yellow-brick road for 150 years and singing merrily.
Now they've found out Oz is a fascist... 😱 Colour me stunned
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
As a white middle-aged Brit there's a sad angry part of me that thinks Americans are getting in a lather right now because two white folks have been killed...
They been building this yellow-brick road for 150 years and singing merrily.
Now they've found out Oz is a fascist... 😱 Colour me stunned
They been building this yellow-brick road for 150 years and singing merrily.
Now they've found out Oz is a fascist... 😱 Colour me stunned
Saw the last chunk of some Bats, Supes, Wonder-Lady & CGI monster slugging it out on box t'other day.
Shit isn't a big or concise enough word to describe it.
Looked terrible, I saw little that passed for acting & the cut scenes in video games that I desperately click through - more engaging.
Shit isn't a big or concise enough word to describe it.
Looked terrible, I saw little that passed for acting & the cut scenes in video games that I desperately click through - more engaging.
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Saw the last chunk of some Bats, Supes, Wonder-Lady & CGI monster slugging it out on box t'other day.
Shit isn't a big or concise enough word to describe it.
Looked terrible, I saw little that passed for acting & the cut scenes in video games that I desperately click through - more engaging.
Shit isn't a big or concise enough word to describe it.
Looked terrible, I saw little that passed for acting & the cut scenes in video games that I desperately click through - more engaging.
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They’re presumably eating in local hotels and restaurants, and presumably could not do what they’re doing if they were explosively shitting their pants.
Vive le resistance.
Vive le resistance.
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
They’re presumably eating in local hotels and restaurants, and presumably could not do what they’re doing if they were explosively shitting their pants.
Vive le resistance.
Vive le resistance.
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The Masque of Anarchy, by Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1819.
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The Masque of Anarchy, by Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1819.
It's not my thing, carrying guns and all...
But I thought the whole idea was you needed them to protect you against tyrants.
Now we see that if you legally have one they will take it from you and murder you in cold blood...
The right kept going on about good guys with guns.
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
But I thought the whole idea was you needed them to protect you against tyrants.
Now we see that if you legally have one they will take it from you and murder you in cold blood...
The right kept going on about good guys with guns.
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
It's not my thing, carrying guns and all...
But I thought the whole idea was you needed them to protect you against tyrants.
Now we see that if you legally have one they will take it from you and murder you in cold blood...
The right kept going on about good guys with guns.
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
But I thought the whole idea was you needed them to protect you against tyrants.
Now we see that if you legally have one they will take it from you and murder you in cold blood...
The right kept going on about good guys with guns.
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
Love that old game
The Old Ones ruled the earth aeons before humanity. When the stars are right they shall again walk the earth.
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January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Love that old game
All this shit has to go down before the Superbowl half-time show...
That's my understanding, right...
🤷 😂
No, hang on 😭
#fucktrump
#fuckrepublicans
#fucknazis
That's my understanding, right...
🤷 😂
No, hang on 😭
#fucktrump
#fuckrepublicans
#fucknazis
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
All this shit has to go down before the Superbowl half-time show...
That's my understanding, right...
🤷 😂
No, hang on 😭
#fucktrump
#fuckrepublicans
#fucknazis
That's my understanding, right...
🤷 😂
No, hang on 😭
#fucktrump
#fuckrepublicans
#fucknazis
One of the most batshit things...
Indeed. This letter provides future historians with irrefutable evidence of Trump’s insanity.
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
One of the most batshit things...
Libraries rule...
Also, if you borrow an author's book from a library in the UK, that author gets more than 12 pence per loan in Public Lending Rights. Any author can earn up to £6,600 per year this way.
For context: I published my 15th book last year. The advance I received for it was considerably less than £6,600.
For context: I published my 15th book last year. The advance I received for it was considerably less than £6,600.
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Libraries rule...
When I dreamt about living somewhere nice when I was older I didn't realise it was the living bit that was the most fanciful...
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
When I dreamt about living somewhere nice when I was older I didn't realise it was the living bit that was the most fanciful...
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
#fuckrepublicans
#fucktrump
#fucknazis
Happy Penguin Awareness Day to those who observe - ie. everyone I hope!
#peaceandlove
#penguins
#penguinawarenessday
#peaceandlove
#penguins
#penguinawarenessday
January 20, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Happy Penguin Awareness Day to those who observe - ie. everyone I hope!
#peaceandlove
#penguins
#penguinawarenessday
#peaceandlove
#penguins
#penguinawarenessday
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.
UK should consider expelling US forces from British bases, says Zack Polanski www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Christ, been arguing this since the 80s. Nice a politician is on board finally...
Christ, been arguing this since the 80s. Nice a politician is on board finally...
UK should consider expelling US forces from British bases, says Zack Polanski
Exclusive: Green party leader advocates leaving Nato and says Britain should wean itself off its reliance on the US
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 AM
UK should consider expelling US forces from British bases, says Zack Polanski www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Christ, been arguing this since the 80s. Nice a politician is on board finally...
Christ, been arguing this since the 80s. Nice a politician is on board finally...