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Luke Kruger-Howard
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Cartoonist, obsessed with solving your murder. www.goesbooks.com and www.footballamericadream.com and instagram.com/andsoluke/
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I was very touched to be asked to design a cover for MOUNTAINS ON FIRE by Aram Yardumian. Published by El Martillo Press, the book is something I highly recommend. Beautiful writing. Relevant as it ever was. Support this book by reading. It is worth it. www.elmartillopress.com/product-page...
My ass like, “well, I mean, that’s not THAT much food. Seems pretty doable to me...” 😬
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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A new Isle of Elsi storyline starts today!!!

Melissa Mathews in The Curious Classroom - Page 1
www.isleofelsi.com/comics/chapt...

#fantasy #middlegrade #webcomic #comicsforkids #kidscomics #allagescomics #isleofelsi #aleclongstreth

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January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When was the last time the majority of us weren’t making new year's eve jokes about how awful the year was and how it should die a quick death already? Genuinely think since 2016 it’s been “fuck this year” every Dec 31st.
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
this is wild.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The grift that keeps on grifting
An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hunger Games but it’s billionaires. Only one billionaire is allowed to survive. (Then we eat the one surviving billionaire at the closing ceremony). Everyone wins.
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There’s nothing that bruises the BACK of my hand like rigorous hand shaking.
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I absolutely can’t stand the trend of celebrities taking “lie detector tests” during promotional interviews and then treating the answers like fact. Lie detectors are so unreliable that they are inadmisable in court. We’re all gonna just pretend like lie detectors are real for the sake of content?
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Fermi paradox but it’s that no civilization ever reaches an inter-galaxy communication stage because they inevitably create AI first and it destroys the civilization.
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My love of Wes Anderson films dramatically cooled over the last 15 years. It feels like I'm watching really rich people get to have amazing rich people retreats at whatever exotic local Anderson has concocted. Imagine having the money/time to make art under those circumstances. Feels like bragging.
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We're in a "pretend like the genocide is over in Gaza" stage of things...
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Adobe subscription is killing me but what little work I get sort of depends on it...
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
There is exactly a one hundred percent chance these people have copies of Mein Kampf under their pillows and masturbate to the curb stomp scene in American History X. They are so chubbed up over the idea of being in the Third Reich, it’s pathetic.
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.

Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was very touched to be asked to design a cover for MOUNTAINS ON FIRE by Aram Yardumian. Published by El Martillo Press, the book is something I highly recommend. Beautiful writing. Relevant as it ever was. Support this book by reading. It is worth it. www.elmartillopress.com/product-page...
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There is no exaggeration when I say that this is one of the best memoirs I have ever read. Be careful if you have trouble reading about abuse, or hating your body, or starving your body, or hating yourself. There's potential for healing in this book, but it's by way of fire and it will burn you.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen

Bridge School Benefit 1999 (Brian Wilson, Green Day, Lucinda Williams, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Sheryl Crow, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, Tom Waits)

Korn/Slipknot

They Might Be Giants

Andrew Bird

Arcade Fire
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No pride in genocide
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
National Guard troops need to conscientiously object in mass to these deployments.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think everyone needs to take at least 50 years off of anything Star Wars. Let's just calm it down for a half century. Everyone get outside for a hand's worth of decades.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
👏there👏is👏no👏ceasefire👏
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The thing about Trump saying it’s fine for Mamdani to call him a fascist is that he genuinely thinks all of this is kayfabe, just as he could insult Rubio or Cruz but still work with them. It’s not possible for him to imagine other people being sincere about anything.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Also another reminder that <10 people in Washington - all of whom are Republicans & all of whom keep getting total daily free passes from the media about their cowardice - could end most of the madness tomorrow by simply caucusing with the Democrats & giving them control of both the House & Senate.
Suddenly the special election in TN-07 becomes potentially hugely consequential. It shouldn’t be competitive, but if Democrats steal it, when Greene resigns the Republican majority will be down to 218-216 w a sure Dem seat with no special scheduled in Texas.
Just catching up; what’s the significance of Jan 5? Does waiting until then affect when the special will be scheduled?
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM