Luke Kruger-Howard
@andsoluke.bsky.social
Cartoonist, obsessed with solving your murder. www.goesbooks.com and www.footballamericadream.com and instagram.com/andsoluke/
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Luke Kruger-Howard
@andsoluke.bsky.social
· Feb 20
We need to move beyond LMAO. I've come up with a few alternatives:
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat
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November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Apropos of nothing, we still have a few of these @joseolivarez.bsky.social broadsides available.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Apropos of nothing, we still have a few of these @joseolivarez.bsky.social broadsides available.
There’s no one I trust more to program a robot to decide when someone is or is not about to be a criminal. There’s no one I trust more to dictate who gets a police state robot to follow them around.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There’s no one I trust more to program a robot to decide when someone is or is not about to be a criminal. There’s no one I trust more to dictate who gets a police state robot to follow them around.
From now on, if they don't have Universal Healthcare on their proposed platform, they don't get our vote.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
From now on, if they don't have Universal Healthcare on their proposed platform, they don't get our vote.
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
Americans need to punish these Democrats by spending nothing during these holiday seasons. Their corporate overlord’s were freaking out about the shutdown tanking holiday spending and so they forced their underlings to cave. We have to punish them and their overlords by fucking up their $$$.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Americans need to punish these Democrats by spending nothing during these holiday seasons. Their corporate overlord’s were freaking out about the shutdown tanking holiday spending and so they forced their underlings to cave. We have to punish them and their overlords by fucking up their $$$.
If this doesn’t radicalize centrists away from blind blue loyalty, nothing will. This party stands for nothing if it can’t stand in the way of the wholesale murder of its citizens. Schumer must go. Jeffries must go. We can‘t be tricked into believing this is about 8 rogue politicians.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If this doesn’t radicalize centrists away from blind blue loyalty, nothing will. This party stands for nothing if it can’t stand in the way of the wholesale murder of its citizens. Schumer must go. Jeffries must go. We can‘t be tricked into believing this is about 8 rogue politicians.
Democrats pulling an ending-to-Of-Mice-and-Men on Americans right now. Wanting us to look at the pretty SNAP benefits and future ACA debates while they quietly hold a gun to the back of our head and pull the trigger. “We're gonna get a little place and live off the fatta the land" (bang)
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Democrats pulling an ending-to-Of-Mice-and-Men on Americans right now. Wanting us to look at the pretty SNAP benefits and future ACA debates while they quietly hold a gun to the back of our head and pull the trigger. “We're gonna get a little place and live off the fatta the land" (bang)
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if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
Burn all of these Democrats to the ground in the next election. Get rid of even the pseudo progressives who are too afraid to drop a dime on their colleagues. What’s the point of representatives? A few vote to kill us and the rest of them are safe to hide behind their “well, I voted NO“
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Burn all of these Democrats to the ground in the next election. Get rid of even the pseudo progressives who are too afraid to drop a dime on their colleagues. What’s the point of representatives? A few vote to kill us and the rest of them are safe to hide behind their “well, I voted NO“
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They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
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The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
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How long will we be hijacked by centrists, cowards and Chuck Schumer?
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How long will we be hijacked by centrists, cowards and Chuck Schumer?
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I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?
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Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
Chuck Schumer and Corporate captured Dems think the lesson from Tuesday is they have the midterms in the bag and so they might as well take the coward’s way out on the shutdown. This is why democrats are as bad as Trump. Not because they’re as evil, but because they allow evil to win.
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Chuck Schumer and Corporate captured Dems think the lesson from Tuesday is they have the midterms in the bag and so they might as well take the coward’s way out on the shutdown. This is why democrats are as bad as Trump. Not because they’re as evil, but because they allow evil to win.
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
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40 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine.
We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
40 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine.
We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
I can’t handle Josh Shapiro’s Obama thing. It‘s really hard to watch.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I can’t handle Josh Shapiro’s Obama thing. It‘s really hard to watch.
Democrat cowards offering concessions to political terrorists in exchange for nothing but lost ground against Republicans and increased suffering for the people. Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat always.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Democrat cowards offering concessions to political terrorists in exchange for nothing but lost ground against Republicans and increased suffering for the people. Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat always.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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Seattle folks: check to make sure your vote was counted! There’s a link in the thread here.
There's lot of challenged ballots in Seattle. Challenged ballots disproportionately skew younger with over half from people under age 45.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Seattle folks: check to make sure your vote was counted! There’s a link in the thread here.
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Oval Office Breakdown—in many ways breaking it all down, Amerika 2025, in a single image.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oval Office Breakdown—in many ways breaking it all down, Amerika 2025, in a single image.