Andrew Wallingford
@andrewwallingford.bsky.social
Writer, musician, laconic, depressive, insomniac, film nerd, inventor of words & phrases, Hawkeye, lifelong progressive, Gen X.
Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
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A good dare is looking at yourself as if from outside yourself, knowing everything you’ve ever done and said.
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The kids never had a chance with them…
February 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The kids never had a chance with them…
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[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
February 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
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NEW: The FBI interview implicating Trump for raping and assaulting a 14 year old took place one day before Epstein was found dead in his jail cell, and emails about the credible accusation came around the time Blanche visited Ghislaine Maxwell in pirson. substack.com/home/post/p-...
FBI Interviewed Trump Accuser, Epstein Files Show
Trump was credibly accused of sexual assault in the Epstein files. It's unclear what became of the DOJ's investigation.
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February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
NEW: The FBI interview implicating Trump for raping and assaulting a 14 year old took place one day before Epstein was found dead in his jail cell, and emails about the credible accusation came around the time Blanche visited Ghislaine Maxwell in pirson. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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On the day that it finally happens, people are going to ask us to be all somber and respectful. lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
On the day that it finally happens, people are going to ask us to be all somber and respectful. lol
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Fascist regimes toast as if time belongs to them. Mussolini hung upside down. Ceaușescu faced the wall. Hitler took himself out with a bullet. Power swears it is eternal even when the rot begins to surface. The party always ends. It always ends. Do not kneel. This too shall pass.
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Fascist regimes toast as if time belongs to them. Mussolini hung upside down. Ceaușescu faced the wall. Hitler took himself out with a bullet. Power swears it is eternal even when the rot begins to surface. The party always ends. It always ends. Do not kneel. This too shall pass.
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Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
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In a world where Trump is actually innocent of everything Epstein-related his people would be investigating/arresting/charging powerful people implicated and making themselves the heroes of the story.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
In a world where Trump is actually innocent of everything Epstein-related his people would be investigating/arresting/charging powerful people implicated and making themselves the heroes of the story.
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MAGAs are Americas enemy.
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
MAGAs are Americas enemy.
This might actually work 😂😂😂
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This might actually work 😂😂😂
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So, to wrap up today's insanity:
President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...
President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
So, to wrap up today's insanity:
President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...
President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...
Pam Bondi is the scum of the earth
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Pam Bondi is the scum of the earth
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February 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is named Super Bowl "MVP" at his Mar-a-Largo Super Bowl party.
#DonaldTrump #superbowl
#DonaldTrump #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is named Super Bowl "MVP" at his Mar-a-Largo Super Bowl party.
#DonaldTrump #superbowl
#DonaldTrump #superbowl
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Her ignoring him is amazing‼️
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Her ignoring him is amazing‼️
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It's so cold in DC that Donald Trump got excited when he heard it was going to be in the teens.
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It's so cold in DC that Donald Trump got excited when he heard it was going to be in the teens.
Can’t figure out if this is supposed to be celebratory or funerary 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Can’t figure out if this is supposed to be celebratory or funerary 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
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February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Here…. They Fixed It! Much better now.
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Here…. They Fixed It! Much better now.
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