Andrew Wallingford
@andrewwallingford.bsky.social
Writer, musician, laconic, depressive, insomniac, film nerd, inventor of words & phrases, Hawkeye, lifelong progressive, Gen X.
Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
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A good dare is looking at yourself as if from outside yourself, knowing everything you’ve ever done and said.
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These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
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Let’s be real, Republicans don’t care if you eat or die.
Subsidies for billionaires are more important than the needs of the people.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Subsidies for billionaires are more important than the needs of the people.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Let’s be real, Republicans don’t care if you eat or die.
Subsidies for billionaires are more important than the needs of the people.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
Subsidies for billionaires are more important than the needs of the people.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
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November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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have you poured one out for dick cheney
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
have you poured one out for dick cheney
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⚡️ THERE IT IS — Trump pardons disgraced former speaker Casada and his chief of staff Cade Cothren after their federal corruption charge convictions.
(More proof the law no longer applies to Republicans) www.wsmv.com/2025/11/06/p...
(More proof the law no longer applies to Republicans) www.wsmv.com/2025/11/06/p...
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
⚡️ THERE IT IS — Trump pardons disgraced former speaker Casada and his chief of staff Cade Cothren after their federal corruption charge convictions.
(More proof the law no longer applies to Republicans) www.wsmv.com/2025/11/06/p...
(More proof the law no longer applies to Republicans) www.wsmv.com/2025/11/06/p...
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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Excellent reminder.
And it makes me wonder, has anyone checked to see if the blankets handed out at ICE detention centres are riddled with deadly viruses?
If not, it’s probably only because they are not providing blankets.
And it makes me wonder, has anyone checked to see if the blankets handed out at ICE detention centres are riddled with deadly viruses?
If not, it’s probably only because they are not providing blankets.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Excellent reminder.
And it makes me wonder, has anyone checked to see if the blankets handed out at ICE detention centres are riddled with deadly viruses?
If not, it’s probably only because they are not providing blankets.
And it makes me wonder, has anyone checked to see if the blankets handed out at ICE detention centres are riddled with deadly viruses?
If not, it’s probably only because they are not providing blankets.
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Please put this on the cover of Time magazine.
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Please put this on the cover of Time magazine.
My birthday is later this month, if Fate would like to get me the greatest gift ever, it would be greatly appreciated—even if it’s an early present 🎁
Maybe he'll die tonight.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My birthday is later this month, if Fate would like to get me the greatest gift ever, it would be greatly appreciated—even if it’s an early present 🎁
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RFK JR reacting to an emergency first aid situation
a man is running down a dirt road
ALT: a man is running down a dirt road
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
RFK JR reacting to an emergency first aid situation
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I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
I believe they call this aesthetic “Saddam Chic”
Look, it's not even in the top thousand offenses of this administration, but I can't get over how fucking tacky and gaudy the Oval Office has become under this clown.
I'm surprised he hasn't thrown up some LIVE LAUGH LOVE pictures to complete the look of "strip mall Italian restaurant"
I'm surprised he hasn't thrown up some LIVE LAUGH LOVE pictures to complete the look of "strip mall Italian restaurant"
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I believe they call this aesthetic “Saddam Chic”
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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The government is shut down, Trump will have to refund billions in tariffs and it will throw international trade into complete chaos, and his cases against Comey and James are crumbling. The Chef’s Kiss will be the Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The government is shut down, Trump will have to refund billions in tariffs and it will throw international trade into complete chaos, and his cases against Comey and James are crumbling. The Chef’s Kiss will be the Epstein files.
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Definitely Peter Boyle
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Definitely Peter Boyle
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Proposed new “Jeopardy” category: “Almost NICE,” in which all the responses are close to but are not the number 69.
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Proposed new “Jeopardy” category: “Almost NICE,” in which all the responses are close to but are not the number 69.
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GOP: The party of hunting down children celebrating Halloween.
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
GOP: The party of hunting down children celebrating Halloween.
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.