This piece I wrote back in January is trending again. It's almost like this a foundational societal problem we need to solve...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

It's been 15 years since the rent was too damn high. How too damn high is it now?

howtoodamnhighistherent.com

JD Vance is Nixon if Nixon weren't drunk all the time.

I still think Stephen Miller's greatest crime was writing the lyric "lovery-dovey lovey-dovey lovey dovey all the time."

I'm just gonna relentlessly promote this piece of writing until you read it and share it so you might as well just do it and save us a lot of trouble.

monkeybullets.substack.com/p/the-battle...

Ever more relevant
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Here's a funny little apology from God, if you feel like you deserve one.
monkeybullets.substack.com/p/im-god-and...

It's early in the news day, but I have a hunch this will be relevant again by around noon.

monkeybullets.substack.com/p/money-baby

Hey y’all, check out this short story I just wrote about how having too much money turns you into a giant baby. It’s relevant!

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Seeing a lot of "if the liberals are mad we must be doing something right" shit lately, and I can't stress enough how fucking stupid it is.

monkeybullets.substack.com/p/why-are-th...

@aoc.bsky.social

Payments are frozen right now to a great number of people who desperately need them, many in swing states. The Dems have a fundraising machine that brought in $1b in three months this summer. If there's ever a time to put your money where your mouth is as a party, it's now.

In today’s Flash Fiction the News, a dad measures his son’s erections and convinces himself he’ll never die

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Seems like a good day to talk about how much money it would take to literally crush your skull, for some reason.
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