Andrew Singleton
@andrewsingleton.bsky.social
Writer. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad. Bylines in McSweeney's. Substack at monkeybullets.substack.com
I don’t see how they fan call this man a longevity pioneer when he is, in fact, in his late 40s.
September 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I don’t see how they fan call this man a longevity pioneer when he is, in fact, in his late 40s.
I’ll just never understand why someone would spend a lifetime striving to be one of the most powerful people in the country only to literally never use their power. Like, is it all just about going to cocktail parties and staying in nice hotels? Then take ANY other white collar job.
March 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’ll just never understand why someone would spend a lifetime striving to be one of the most powerful people in the country only to literally never use their power. Like, is it all just about going to cocktail parties and staying in nice hotels? Then take ANY other white collar job.
Hey man, the recession is happening anyway, in case you haven’t noticed. Trump wants to drown this country, and all you’re doing is giving him a life preserver so he can do it without going under too.
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey man, the recession is happening anyway, in case you haven’t noticed. Trump wants to drown this country, and all you’re doing is giving him a life preserver so he can do it without going under too.
Yea, it’s “fucking moron”
February 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Yea, it’s “fucking moron”
An entire generation of a certain class of Americans has grown up in an entirely safe, clean, healthy, America dominated world and are completely oblivious to the institutions that created that world. And now we're all gonna have to learn again the hard way.
February 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
An entire generation of a certain class of Americans has grown up in an entirely safe, clean, healthy, America dominated world and are completely oblivious to the institutions that created that world. And now we're all gonna have to learn again the hard way.
There is a massive opportunity here. They are cutting funding to our most vulnerable, many in red states.
How much money did the DNC raise in the 6 months leading up to the election? $1b? It's time to step in and start funding these programs ourselves, and let everyone know it's the Dems who care.
How much money did the DNC raise in the 6 months leading up to the election? $1b? It's time to step in and start funding these programs ourselves, and let everyone know it's the Dems who care.
February 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
There is a massive opportunity here. They are cutting funding to our most vulnerable, many in red states.
How much money did the DNC raise in the 6 months leading up to the election? $1b? It's time to step in and start funding these programs ourselves, and let everyone know it's the Dems who care.
How much money did the DNC raise in the 6 months leading up to the election? $1b? It's time to step in and start funding these programs ourselves, and let everyone know it's the Dems who care.