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Andrew S
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Please follow me this is embarrassing
You can't seem to use the microphone on an iPhone for audio input but then listen on earbuds. Anyone know a way to split the audio routing, for phone calls? Even if it requires some dongle or device
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm stuck in bed for a while and already so bored, and I was just saying please at least some news happen, just some news people will talk about
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Making myself a glasses case
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Working on a huge scoop about the so-called Blair Witch "documentary" — stay tuned
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I went to see Caught Stealing but I left about 25 minutes in. Insanely boring! Dialogue like "If you run away from what scares you, it owns you" and garbage like that.
September 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How frigging bad is the Spinal Tap sequel going to be if a Stormy Daniels joke made the trailer
September 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Sharks been saying this for YEARS
September 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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really glad to see Eric Rahill in The Paper
September 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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My neighbor has christened his Chevrolet Malibu the Orphan Maker
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I went on YouTube to figure out how to clean my coffee machine. 20 minutes later I was aware that the main coffee guy on there is a microplastics denier hahah amazing
August 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The smart home/devices stuff: I spent so long going "nah that stuff seems terrible" and they finally got me last year, I did it, I bought a doorbell, $10 lightbulb, etc. And you know what, it barely works it is terrible!
August 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ovens seem to be one of these categories where they're like "Yeah we did design a couple that are not ugly.. no other improvements.. they cost $3000 extra"
August 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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They should invent a website that keeps you logged in
July 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I keep seeing all this stuff about the Coldplay couple and I only just realized the CEO was the man, I had assumed the woman! Damn, I really am better than everyone!
July 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Rushing through a 6 minute video so I can cut down the dead tree and get to the video on dishwasher pods that's longer than Bladerunner
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
lmao the least cool band in the universe
July 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Absolutely! Here's a polished, engaging post for you to post on Bluesky that hits all your key points, and supports your branding:
Dogs be slobering
June 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I got an ad for a wild IG account where a disgruntled former Gino's Pizza franchisee I guess uploaded all the court documents to an AI podcast generator - it really feels like a harbinger of weird times: www.instagram.com/ginosformerf...
June 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
June 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I saw this "Quote post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15." thing is trending on here.

I forgot about when this stuff would happen regularily on Twitter - I guess when JD Vance joined, Palantir was like okay, might as well mine this stuff here too.
June 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's as warm as a grandmother's heart out there right now!
June 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
New Springsteen biopic - at first I thought they got Springsteen to play himself, but it's actually a famous actor COMPLETELY TRANSFORMED - Without googling, can you guess who?
June 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bluesky you have good politics but it seems like maybe 70% of people here are dumber than a worm
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Someone explain to me why these things always focus on WATER?!? I literally do not understand.

Computers do not use water!
June 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The lyrics to Imagine by John Lennon sound like they were written for a Spinal Tap song
June 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM